Jake/Aurora/Callum

[00:22] <Aurora_Surma> (what's the difference between jacob and jake? two personalities?)
[00:22] * Jake_Brandt is pissed the hell off, who the hell does that kid think he is, exploding the park.
[00:22] <Jake_Brandt> (Remember the Day 0 post Renew?)
[00:22] <Aurora_Surma> (I read it)
[00:22] <Jake_Brandt> (Consider it like a reinvention.)
[00:23] <Aurora_Surma> (I don't get it but alright)
[00:23] <Jake_Brandt> (I'll have to make it clearer.)
[00:25] * Jake_Brandt pulls open the warehouse door.
[00:25] * Aurora_Surma is sitting close to Callum
[00:26] <Jake_Brandt> "Aurora? What are you doing with him?"
[00:26] * Aurora_Surma stands up
[00:27] <Aurora_Surma> "Jacob? What are YOU doing here?"
[00:28] <Jake_Brandt> "What do you think, this kid just blew up the fucking PARK of all places!"
[00:29] <Aurora_Surma> "Callum has had a horrible day, ok? He didn't mean to kill anyone!"
[00:29] <Callum_Heyes> "o gewd soe evri won en da fuken worldh noes wear eye am nd wat eye did"
[00:29] <Aurora_Surma> "Seems like it..."
[00:30] <Jake_Brandt> "Ughh... of course he didn't, he was mixing all the wrong chemicals. That was my favorite park, you know."
[00:31] <Jake_Brandt> "And secondly, Aurora, I prefer the name 'Jake.' "
[00:31] <Aurora_Surma> "..."
[00:32] <Jake_Brandt> "You aren't the only one whose changed."
[00:32] <Aurora_Surma> "So did you come here just to yell at Callum? He doesn't need that right now."
[00:33] <Aurora_Surma> "Also, what do you mean by that?"
[00:33] <Jake_Brandt> "You're right, I suppose nothing I do can change the fact that he killed 20 or so people."
[00:33] <Callum_Heyes> "wat kynd ov fuken scool hes da cemicels to bloh up ay focken pahrk"
[00:34] <Aurora_Surma> "I don't know..."
[00:34] <Jake_Brandt> "Every school, you just have to be enough of a blunderhead to mix them all together."
[00:34] * Jake_Brandt sighs and plants his face in both hands.
[00:35] <Callum_Heyes> "wel can u fok ov ef ur jusht gona b en ashowle"
[00:35] <Callum_Heyes> "kindah nowt en da mood"
[00:35] * Jake_Brandt stares at him blankly.
[00:36] <Aurora_Surma> "You should go."
[00:36] <Jake_Brandt> "Well either way, it's nice being able to talk to you again Aurora."
[00:36] <Callum_Heyes> "u no da wae owt"
[00:37] <Aurora_Surma> "Whatever..."
[00:37] <Jake_Brandt> "Considering you left me high and dry,"
[00:37] <Aurora_Surma> "What?"
[00:39] <Jake_Brandt> "You really don't understand how long it has been, have you?"
[00:39] * Jake_Brandt just sighs and starts walking out.
[00:39] <Callum_Heyes> "wat en ashowl"
[00:39] * Aurora_Surma gives Jake a confused and angry look
[00:41] * Jake_Brandt has left the building
[00:41] <Aurora_Surma> (end?)
[00:41] <Jake_Brandt> ***LE FIN***
[00:41] <Jake_Brandt> ***EPILOGUE***
[00:41] * Jake_Brandt comes back inside and pulls out his gun
[00:42] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20 to shoot Callum in face
[00:42] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20 to shoot Callum in face [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
[00:42] <Callum_Heyes> "o noe"
[00:42] <Callum_Heyes> dash over and begin the strangulation
[00:42] <Callum_Heyes> roll 1d20+5
[00:42] <`DM> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=10 ]{15}
[00:42] <Aurora_Surma> "You can't hit shit"
[00:42] <Aurora_Surma> Aurora swings her sword at Jake
[00:42] <Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+2
[00:42] <`DM> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
[00:42] <Callum_Heyes> "u foken suk ora"
[00:42] <Jake_Brandt> **It backfires and hits Jacob in the face, killing him instantly.**
[00:43] <Callum_Heyes> "O GEWD ANODA BODI"
[00:43] <Callum_Heyes> "COOD DIS DAE GET NE BETAH"
[00:43] <Callum_Heyes> "EYE DOWNT TINK SOE"
[00:43] * Aurora_Surma starts to cry silently next to Jake's body
[00:43] <Jake_Brandt> *GUN IS NOW AT ECHELADDER RUNG 2: People don't kill people, Guns do.
[00:44] <Aurora_Surma> I have to go
[00:44] * Archive applies palm to face
[00:44] <Aurora_Surma> pastebin this and stuff
[00:44] <Callum_Heyes> *It however has no need nor space for the incoming boondollars so they fall down on the ground in front of callum
[00:44] <Callum_Heyes> Covering the body in sweet sweet money
[00:44] * Nos_The_Person proceeds to flip the fuck out
[00:44] * Archive applies both palms to face
[00:45] * Jake_Brandt shoot the gun backwards
[00:45] <Archive> You fail to shoot the gun backwards, as you can't turn back time
[00:45] * Jake_Brandt shot the gun backwards
[00:45] <Archive> Nobody can, and it's such a preposterous idea that you can't even believe that you thought of it
[00:46] <Archive> You proceed to blow up your face. Again.
[00:46] <Jake_Brandt> "FUCK YOU GUYS, I'M AN OWL."
[00:46] * Jake_Brandt turns into Terry_Hoots
[00:46] * Jake_Brandt is now known as Terry_Hoots
[00:46] * Archive is now known as Tarane
[00:46] * Tarane very calmly shoots Terry
[00:46] <Tarane> roll 1d20+4
[00:46] <`DM> Tarane rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=3 ]{7}
[00:47] * Nos_The_Person tries to shoot Terry down
[00:47] * Terry_Hoots dies anyway, as he shot himself in the face two times previously.
[00:47] <Nos_The_Person> Roll 1d20
[00:47] <`DM> Nos_The_Person rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
[00:47] <Tarane> roll 1d20+4 damn you dice
[00:47] <`DM> Tarane rolled 1d20+4 damn you dice [ 1d20=13 ]{17}
[00:47] <Nos_The_Person> Fuck you anyway bird
[00:47] <Tarane> roll 2d6+4 damage
[00:47] <`DM> Tarane rolled 2d6+4 damage [ 2d6=5 ]{9}
[00:47] <Tarane> Bluh. Close enough
[00:47] <Nos_The_Person> Hoot hoot motherfucker
[00:48] * Nos_The_Person stomps the shit out of the dead corpse*