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- >What the fuck are you doing?
- >Playing the bongo.
- >Knock Knock Knock
- >Who the fuck would bother you at this time?
- >Opening the door, you are knocked to the floor.
- >Sadly, no-one does the Dinosaur.
- >"Where's the stash, man! I know you got the stuff!"
- >Oh god, not him.
- "I ain't got shit for you, you fucking pot head."
- >This pony has a brown coat, black mane, and a rasta beanie.
- >Like, what the fuck?
- "Kush, I don't have anymore, my contact in Minato got busted by the Feds, for selling illegal drugs.
- >He brandishes a four inch long, poneshaw knife.
- >"You're holding out on me! I'm gonna cut you!"
- >He rushes towards you, the knife aimed right at your breathing tube.
- >As soon as he gets close enough, you grab him in a bear hug, and suplex him into the floor.
- >When you stand up, he starts to shit out three pounds of pure Cuban Cocaine.
- "What the fuck have you been eating? Coco plants?"
- >"Bitch I might."
- >Well, time to steal the blow, kick him out, and sell for profit.
- >Hope the Feds don't get you like they got Raul.
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