All my friends are virgins. Go ahead
Wait for them to make a waifu thread
Please don't post any video games
Or you'll be called a bunch of names

All my friends are virgins. Go ahead
Wait for them to make a shilling thread
Please don't post any video games
Or you'll be called a bunch of names

Welcome to the room of shitposts
Who have rooms of shitposts that they made one day
Posted away
Just because we check the mods at the door
Doesn't mean our posts will change to video games

You'll never know the waifufag sitting next to you
You'll never know the consolefag sitting next to you
You'll think, "How'd I get here, sitting next to you?"
But after all I've said
Please don't forget

All my friends are virgins. Go ahead
Wait for them to flame a PC thread
Please don't post any video games
Or you'll be called a bunch of names

We don't deal with normies very well
They say Reddit has a certain smell
You have trust issues, not to mention
They say they can smell your intentions

You'll never know the HEposts sitting next to you
You'll have some EA shills sitting next to you
You'll think, "How'd I get here, sitting next to you?"
But after all I've said
Please don't forget
(Git gud, git gud)

All my friends are virgins. Go ahead
Wait for them to make Buckley thread.
Please don't post any video games
Or you'll be called a bunch of names

All my friends are virgins. Go ahead
(Git gud)
Wait for them to make a filename thread
(Git gud)
Please, all my friends are virgins. Go ahead
(Git gud)
You won't see a single vidya thread.

Why'd you come, you knew you should have stayed
I tried to warn you just to stay away
And now they're outside ready to bust
It looks like you might be one of us