dat asexuality tho

I'm the youngest of the friendgroup at age 24, and yet have to deal with this highschool teir drama bullshit

>BF's friend (they've known eachother since middleschool) started dating some tumblr teir chick
>doesnt have died hair but is chubs, gross looking, still wears bikinis and crop tops
>plays the victim as you would expect, constant panic/anxiety attacks out of fucking nowhere
>she ran away crying from a double date with my bf and I since someone at the restaurant "looked at her funny"
>Bf's friend is accommodating to her, on call for whatever bullshit panic attacts 24/7, compliments her gross ass all the time
>she doesn't put out,  tells him she's asexual, he respects it and gives her space

fast forward a bit
>he comes over distraught at 3 am to whine to bf and I about her
>turns out she's been fucking multiple people behind his back
>she truly believes she's asexual
>bf and I later agree that she probably fucks around so much that if she isn't attracted with someone she probably thinks that's "her asexuality kicking in"


>bf's friend picks up a job, cant deal with her bullshit as much but still is accomodatting as possible
>she stopped showing up to her job because anxiety
>they broke up, but nothing has changed, they still act like a couple
>now that they've broken up he's getting some apparently, since it was a turn off to her they were in a relationship

and more recently

>they're housesitting some rich couple's house for the weekend, invite us over
>they rich couple collects alcohol and we were allowed free reign of it minus the wine
>go over
>she invites tons of other people too turning it into a house party
>she quit drinking apperantly, so she's sober while she tells everyone loudly how she's fucking some dudes off craigslist
>everyone is uncomfortable, bf's friend tells her he's upset
>pulls the victim and says "what, you asked me how I was doing, and thats how i'm doing? like idk why you're so upset :////"
>boyfriend leans over and quitely says to me "he asked how she was doing, not WHO she was doing"
>laughs were had
>I make myself another mixed drink, grab some food, then get the hell out


>my night off
>someones at the door
>bf's friend, he's a mess
>we take him to denny's and talk over hot chocolate
>he tells us she's dating someone who's a cheater and how he's so worried for her
>he shows us her texts saying she's glad she broke it off with him since he never complimented her or helped her with her anxiety (bullshit, as we know)
>he's trying to keep it together and tells us he was so depressed that he cut a triforce in his arm, and a heart since she took his heart away
>then tells us  that he's started rebounding by dating a 44 year old cougar

dear fucking lord it took all my power not to laugh at him.

now its at the point where all he talks about is her. If we hang out with him, he'll text her the entire time, and will use almost any time to talk to complain about her or talk about how funny she is.

from my story you'd expect him to be some fedora edgelord, but he's a well groomed normie who knows pretty much everyone in the large area we live in, including a couple  lower tier celebrities.

I'm so damn irritated I don't want to be around his ass