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Battle Factory p1

Jan 4th, 2013
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  1. [10:29] <%Deinosaur> I think i'm gonna play around in the frontier.
  2. [10:32] <%Deinosaur> I AM STRONG
  3. [10:33] <%Deinosaur> Oh these mons suck
  4. [10:33] <%Deinosaur> wow
  5. [10:37] <%Deinosaur> 1 game win streak
  6. [10:37] <%Deinosaur> i am strong
  7. [10:39] <%Deinosaur> 2
  8.  
  9. At this point, my strength proved too much, and was hurting people around me.
  10.  
  11. [10:42] <+Diana> crap got a nosebleed ._.
  12. [10:45] <%Deinosaur> 3
  13. [10:48] <%Deinosaur> 4
  14.  
  15. Now I begin to attract fans.
  16.  
  17. [10:49] <+biggie> wooooooo
  18. [10:51] <%Deinosaur> 5
  19. [10:51] <%Deinosaur> i am so good
  20. [10:51] <%Deinosaur> so far swampert and weavile
  21. [10:51] <%Deinosaur> doing the job
  22. [10:54] <%Deinosaur> 6
  23.  
  24. This is where I find disappointment in the AI.
  25.  
  26. [10:56] <%Deinosaur> swampert takes thunderpunch like a champ...
  27. [10:57] <%Deinosaur> and there's 7
  28.  
  29. And now the laziness takes over, I just can’t handle the work required for the battle factory…
  30.  
  31. [10:59] <%Deinosaur> welp i'm lazy
  32. [10:59] <%Deinosaur> i'll be back to it soon
  33.  
  34. Unfortunately, the logs were lost from my upcoming battles, but I was stopped short of my goal. But I began again the next day.
  35.  
  36. [10:19] <%Deinosaur> alright kids, its time for another installment of deinosaur vs the battle factory
  37. [10:19] <%Deinosaur> yesterday my streak was stopped at 11
  38. [10:19] <%Deinosaur> how far can i get today
  39. [10:19] <%Deinosaur> i lost to a kingdra due to the fact i didn't realize that cradily doesn't actually have storm drain in hgss
  40. [10:22] <%Deinosaur> brightpowder SD baton pass scizor
  41. [10:22] <%Deinosaur> lgi
  42. [10:26] <%Deinosaur> 1
  43.  
  44. So I won my first one, but then something unfortunate happens, and I calmly explain my feelings.
  45.  
  46. [10:31] <%Deinosaur> FUCK
  47. [10:31] <%Deinosaur> FUCK
  48. [10:31] <%Deinosaur> FUCK THIS GAME
  49.  
  50. Streak of 1. Deinosaur is a strong user.
  51.  
  52. [10:54] <%Deinosaur> okay
  53. [10:54] <%Deinosaur> lets go at this again
  54. [10:54] <%Deinosaur> battle factory
  55. [10:56] <%Deinosaur> welp
  56. [10:56] <%Deinosaur> this team sucks
  57. [10:56] <%Deinosaur> lgi
  58.  
  59. This is finally where some OI users join in the fun.
  60.  
  61. [10:57] <citro> lol deinosaur talking to himself for the past hour
  62.  
  63. [10:59] <%Deinosaur> SLOWKING GG
  64. [10:59] <%Deinosaur> 1 win
  65.  
  66. And now user RODAN decides that I am weak.
  67.  
  68. [11:01] <%RODAN> Deinosaur
  69. [11:02] <%RODAN> is this gen 4 factory
  70. [11:02] <%Deinosaur> yes
  71. [11:02] <%RODAN> i have a 78 streak or smth on my hg
  72. [11:02] <%Deinosaur> http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102593
  73. [11:03] <%Deinosaur> the record is 74
  74. [11:03] <%Deinosaur> take it
  75. [11:03] <%RODAN> i dont have my hg anymore
  76. [11:03] <%RODAN> i dont have my hg anymore
  77. [11:03] <%RODAN> :(
  78. [11:03] <%RODAN> i cant back up the claim
  79. [11:03] <%Deinosaur> :c
  80. [11:03] <%RODAN> but i swear i did
  81. [11:03] <%Deinosaur> i believe you
  82. [11:03] <%Deinosaur> if that counts
  83.  
  84. [11:03] <%Deinosaur> also
  85. [11:03] <%Deinosaur> 2 wins
  86. [11:07] <%Deinosaur> oh my god
  87. [11:07] <%Deinosaur> I HAVE RECIEVED MAMOSWINE
  88. [11:07] <%Deinosaur> and 3 wins
  89. [11:08] <%Deinosaur> dude this slowking
  90. [11:08] <%Deinosaur> holy shit man
  91. [11:09] <%Deinosaur> yawn is so op
  92. [11:10] <%Deinosaur> 4
  93. [11:15] <%Deinosaur> 5 wins
  94. [11:19] <%Deinosaur> 6
  95. [11:19] <%Deinosaur> am i good yet
  96. [11:23] <%Deinosaur> 7
  97. [11:23] <%Deinosaur> WOO
  98.  
  99. [11:32] <%Deinosaur> i have gyarados
  100. [11:35] <%Deinosaur> 8
  101. [11:35] <%Deinosaur> oooooh
  102. [11:40] <%Deinosaur> 9
  103. [11:40] <%Deinosaur> i love the fact that jolteon uses agility vs gyarados
  104. [11:43] <%Deinosaur> 10
  105. [11:45] <%Deinosaur> 11
  106. [11:48] <%Deinosaur> 12
  107. [11:49] <%Deinosaur> rollin up the sleeves
  108. [11:51] <%Deinosaur> 13
  109. [11:55] <%Deinosaur> thats 14
  110. [11:55] <%Deinosaur> time for a break
  111.  
  112. I believe I have earned myself some lunch. As user: citro pointed out, I have been talking to myself for quite a while now...
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