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- >It was high noon, but the large poofy clouds in the sky gave a nice amount of shade. It's been a nice week since the posession.
- >The cafe you were at was pretty rockin' too. Several ponies were performing a light song in the background
- "So you don't do kissing with girls?"
- >You take a sip of your soda. Rainbow raised an eyebrow and leaned back. "Uhh, I don't think that's--"
- "What are you? A faggot?"
- >Fluttershy locks up. "A-Anon, does that word have a different meaning where you came from?"
- >You start to respond, before an excited squee escapes from somewhere off to your left.
- >"Girls!" Twilight prances closer. You duck under the table, and she stops in place and looks to Dash. "U-um, is everything okay?"
- "Rainbow you stupid bitch don't sell me out like this"
- >"Fluttershy? Anon?" Twilight glanced down, and then back to Rainbow, who merely shrugged.
- >Fluttershy quickly popped up and grinned, placing her front hooves on the table "Ahem, good afternoon, Twilight!"
- >"Ah, Fluttershy! Great! I have good news!"
- >You fist-pump into the air.
- "Alright! So when do we get our horn?!"
- >Twilight sighed and sat down. "I wasn't turning you into a princess the last 5 times we spoke, I'm not going to now."
- >You stick your bottom lip out. You really wanted to try casting spells.
- >She scratches her chin. "Although...I suppose I could get you a horn if you want one."
- >What
- >Fluttershy laughs nervously and shrinks. "What?"
- >She grins and claps her hooves together in excitement. "Well, I've found a way to end the posession without Anon passing on!"
- >"If you would just follow me to my study, we can begin!"
- >After calling over the waiter and paying, you begin again the walk to the castle.
- >Dash sighs, walking next to you. "I'm still hungry."
- >"You didn't have to come, Rainbow! But I am very thankful." Fluttershy leaned her head onto Dash's shoulder
- >Damn, you feel cute.
- >Once you enter, Twilight opens a book, and waves you over. Dash rolls her eyes.
- >"Well uh, I'm sure that's great and all, but I can't hardly read all that mumbo jumbo."
- >She floats off, looking at the various curios around the study.
- >Twilight huffs. "Well, just make sure not to touch anything!"
- >She turns her attention back to you, and points at the book. "You see, I've realized the mistake I made with the spell!
- >"It's meant to seal a spirit into a special object. And I just so happen to have such a object with me now!"
- >She turns the page and points at a diagram of a jar. "This was a old contraption created by Starswirl the Bearded."
- "Uhhh, thanks, but I don't want to be a jar."
- >You scratch the back of your head, and Twilight chuckles. "Yes, but with Pinkie's help, I've found a alchemical solution!"
- >She turns around, pointing at a common cookie jar. "Using knowledge of Changelings, I've found a way to, well..."
- >You notice the jar was spinning for a moment, as if just moved. Rainbow turns, with a nervous grin.
- >Twilight continues. "Basically, I can turn the jar you are contained in, into a pony, of any kind!"
- >You start bouncing up and down in excitement.
- "Shit, yeah! Changeling jar? Let's do this!"
- >Fluttershy is happy for you as well, though holds some reservations.
- >'We'll still be...together, right?'
- >You project your joy internally.
- 'Of course! And we'll be able to do all sorts of fun stuff!'
- >She obviously doesn't get the connotation you were trying to give, but that's okay.
- >Twilight nods. "Right, Rainbow, if you just stand back, I will be able to cast the spell! Easily, now that I've done it before."
- >Rainbow Dash has several beads of sweat trailing down her face, and steps back
- >You don't catch on to this. You're kind of dumb that way. Twilight merely jestures, like the mary sue she is, and it is cast
- >You feel your ghostly presence leave the warm cuddlyness that is Fluttershy's body, and floats into the jar
- >However, as it enters, you are suddenly spit out.
- >"Oh dear." Twilight mumbles. "That's not supposed to happen."
- >You float in the air, completely disorientated after being so used to following physical laws
- >tfw formless
- >what are we doing here
- >what is anyone doing here?
- >ow.
- >this really hurts.
- >Twilight walks to the jar and looks in. "What?! It's not supposed to be empty!" She turns to the three of you
- >Rainbow lets out a chuckle and sits down. "Yeeah, about that--"
- >As soon as she opens her mouth, she starts to glow, and is connected by an ephemeral link to your presence
- >You are quite suddenly sucked via ghostbustin' beam into her, and find your senses completely missing for a moment
- >You open your eyes, suddenly everything you see and feel brighter and more intense than it was a minute ago
- >You notice a strand of red hair in your vision
- >And orange
- >And yellow
- >Now all you see is red. It's probably because you're really angry. Or dying. Maybe both?
- "I swear to David Bowie if I look in the mirror and I am a one-pony pride parade I'm going to eat my own face."
- >Twilight and Fluttershy are silent, the former expressionless and the latter on the ground hiding behind her hair
- >You suddenly feel a lot like a carpet muncher
- >'What the hay did you say about me?!'
- >You start chewing on your cheek
- >It hurts, so you stop, and Rainbow raises her hoof to her face. "Ah, what the heck?! What'd you do that for?"
- >Twilight sighs. "Sweet Celestia...Right. I'm getting Pinkie."
- >She walks out of the room, leaving your dumb ass inside the bigger dumbass
- >Before you can complain more, you're knocked down into a large hug between Fluttershy and the floor
- >"Oh, Anon, I'm so glad you're okay!"
- >Rainbow pushes her off. You were enjoying that. "Hey, what about me?!"
- "Oh, Rainbow, nothing could happen to you. We're not that lucky."
- >It's going to be a long day.
- "What made you think eating an ancient lich jar's contents would be a good thing?!"
- >"It looked like cookies, alright?! It didn't taste like them, but by then it was too late."
- >You realize if Pinkie had a hand in this, she probably would make it look like a cookie. Fine, you let her off the hook for that
- >You know you would have done the same, don't act like you wouldn't've.
- >Well, it could have been worse, you could have been stuck in
- >...Uhhh...
- >Diamond Tiara. Yeah, that would have been a bigger pain.
- >You immedietly feel regret for tempting the universe, and hope it doesn't come back to bite you
- >You deeply sigh, and both of you are quiet for a moment, letting your tempers cool down.
- "So. What we gonna do?"
- >Rainbow slowly straightens up. "Well, we need to bring in a storm for tonight. Other than that, not much."
- >You nod, and Fluttershy fidgets, rotating her hooves together. You give her a winning smile and a thumbs up
- >Haha. You just realized you don't have thumbs
- >Fuck being a pony.
- "Don't worry, Flutters! This'll be over before you know it."
- >She smiled back. "T-thank you, Rainbow." Your smile drops.
- "If you ever confuse me with that monochomatic standstill again I'm filing for divorce."
- >Fluttershy squeaks and hides her face again, and you chuckle and pat her on the head.
- >"Divorce?!" Rainbow pulls back, "What are you talking about?"
- >Yellowquiet diverts her eyes, and all is quiet from a moment. Huh, Rainbow hasn't been mindreading you much
- >Maybe Fluttershy is just better suited to being the thought police. Or it has something to do with how much she cares.
- >You shrug. I dunno.
- >With all your training and practice, you focus your insight into her mind
- >'When's the gay bar open?'
- >'GOTTA GO FAST'
- >'Im gona do a fukeng snonic raimboom'
- >You cover your mouth with your hooves to stop yourself from laughing. You didn't actually directly read her mind
- >But your inner prick is never far off.
- >Except when he is. Which is more often than not
- >But you're a betting man, and you like those odds.
- >Once again, you wonder why you don't have friends
- >"H-hey, is everyone ignoring me?!" Rainbow puffs out her wings. Flutters waves her hooves slightly from side to side
- >"Not at all, Rainbow Dash!"
- >"Well, good!" The specular quickness replied, pouting slightly. What an asshole.
- >You wonder why she has friends. What has she got that you don't got?!
- >Well, a corporeal body, for one.
- >It's not healthy to think about these things. You can almost feel Fluttershy chiding you, even though you're not connected
- >You suddenly realize you feel a lot more alone than you're used to. Even with the shared mind, you lost the familiarity
- 'Hey, uh, Rainbow...Let's try to get along. For Flutters' sake?'
- >Rainbow takes a deep breath and nods. "Alright, sounds good."
- >Fluttershy's ears twitch in curiosity, and your heart leaps. Damn. Just, damn.
- 'Rainbow, you know we can speak using our inside voices, right?'
- >"What do you mean? How are you doing that?"
- 'Just--just think hard. you can do it.'
- >She scrunches her eyes and puts her hooves to her temples. "Is it working?"
- >Adorable. In a pitiful kind of way.
- >"Don't patronize me! I can do this!"
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