Tally of gay jokes in _Sherlock_, v1.0

Tally of Johnlock-teasing jokes in BBC series _Sherlock_, seasons 1-2

Season 1, Episode 1, "A Study in Pink" (88 minutes)
1	00:14:24 - 00:14:34	"Mrs Turner next door's got married ones"
2	00:36:39 - 00:36:41	"Happy announcement"
3	00:49:30 - 00:51:30	Non-date at Angelo's
Total	3
Frequency	2.0/hour

Season 1, Episode 2, "The Blind Banker" (88 minutes)
1	01:00:17 - 01:00:29	"That's what I was suggesting"
Total	1
Frequency	0.7/hour

Season 1, Episode 3, "The Great Game" (89 minutes)
1	00:05:30 - 00:05:33	"a little domestic"
2	00:29:59 - 00:30:04	"Opposites attract"
3	01:27:33 - 01:27:44	"People might talk"
Total	3
Frequency	2.0/hour

Total for season 1	7
Frequency	1.6/hour
Average per episode	2.3

Season 2, Episode 1, "A Scandal in Belgravia" (89 minutes)
1	00:48:31 - 00:48:40	"You're a great boyfriend"
2	00:54:55 - 00:55:21	"if anyone out there still cares"
Total	2
Frequency	1.3/hour

Season 2, Episode 2, "The Hounds of Baskerville" (88 minutes)
1	00:17:34 - 00:17:40	"double room"
2	00:19:09 - 00:19:12	"Got any crisps?"
Total	2
Frequency	1.3/hour

Season 2, Episode 3, "The Reichenbach Fall" (88 minutes)
1	00:03:26 - 00:03:41	"confirmed bachelor"
2	00:55:23 - 00:55:28	"Now people will definitely talk"
Total	2
Frequency	1.3/hour

Total for season 2	6
Frequency	1.3/hour
Average per episode	2.0

Total for whole series	13
Frequency	1.5/hour
Average per episode	2.2

Notes:

In-universe Johnlock shippers by order of introduction: Mrs Hudson, Angelo, Irene Adler, Gary.

4 (31%) of jokes are based on John wanting to explain they're not a couple and giving up.
6 (46%) occur in earshot of Sherlock.
4 (31%) involve Sherlock's participation.
13 (100%) occur in earshot of John.
12 (92%) involve John's participation.

Stated sexual orientations
John: "I'm not actually gay."; interest in women (including if they're currently abducting him) rules out asexuality: Straight or bi. (Okay, almost certainly straight, but I wanna point out bisexual erasure, so there.)
Irene Adler: "Well, I am.": Lesbian, with one known exception.
Sherlock: Who the hell knows?