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Tally of gay jokes in _Sherlock_, v1.0

a guest Jan 15th, 2013 31 Never
  1. Tally of Johnlock-teasing jokes in BBC series _Sherlock_, seasons 1-2
  2.  
  3. Season 1, Episode 1, "A Study in Pink" (88 minutes)
  4. 1       00:14:24 - 00:14:34     "Mrs Turner next door's got married ones"
  5. 2       00:36:39 - 00:36:41     "Happy announcement"
  6. 3       00:49:30 - 00:51:30     Non-date at Angelo's
  7. Total   3
  8. Frequency       2.0/hour
  9.  
  10. Season 1, Episode 2, "The Blind Banker" (88 minutes)
  11. 1       01:00:17 - 01:00:29     "That's what I was suggesting"
  12. Total   1
  13. Frequency       0.7/hour
  14.  
  15. Season 1, Episode 3, "The Great Game" (89 minutes)
  16. 1       00:05:30 - 00:05:33     "a little domestic"
  17. 2       00:29:59 - 00:30:04     "Opposites attract"
  18. 3       01:27:33 - 01:27:44     "People might talk"
  19. Total   3
  20. Frequency       2.0/hour
  21.  
  22. Total for season 1      7
  23. Frequency       1.6/hour
  24. Average per episode     2.3
  25.  
  26. Season 2, Episode 1, "A Scandal in Belgravia" (89 minutes)
  27. 1       00:48:31 - 00:48:40     "You're a great boyfriend"
  28. 2       00:54:55 - 00:55:21     "if anyone out there still cares"
  29. Total   2
  30. Frequency       1.3/hour
  31.  
  32. Season 2, Episode 2, "The Hounds of Baskerville" (88 minutes)
  33. 1       00:17:34 - 00:17:40     "double room"
  34. 2       00:19:09 - 00:19:12     "Got any crisps?"
  35. Total   2
  36. Frequency       1.3/hour
  37.  
  38. Season 2, Episode 3, "The Reichenbach Fall" (88 minutes)
  39. 1       00:03:26 - 00:03:41     "confirmed bachelor"
  40. 2       00:55:23 - 00:55:28     "Now people will definitely talk"
  41. Total   2
  42. Frequency       1.3/hour
  43.  
  44. Total for season 2      6
  45. Frequency       1.3/hour
  46. Average per episode     2.0
  47.  
  48. Total for whole series  13
  49. Frequency       1.5/hour
  50. Average per episode     2.2
  51.  
  52. Notes:
  53.  
  54. In-universe Johnlock shippers by order of introduction: Mrs Hudson, Angelo, Irene Adler, Gary.
  55.  
  56. 4 (31%) of jokes are based on John wanting to explain they're not a couple and giving up.
  57. 6 (46%) occur in earshot of Sherlock.
  58. 4 (31%) involve Sherlock's participation.
  59. 13 (100%) occur in earshot of John.
  60. 12 (92%) involve John's participation.
  61.  
  62. Stated sexual orientations
  63. John: "I'm not actually gay."; interest in women (including if they're currently abducting him) rules out asexuality: Straight or bi. (Okay, almost certainly straight, but I wanna point out bisexual erasure, so there.)
  64. Irene Adler: "Well, I am.": Lesbian, with one known exception.
  65. Sherlock: Who the hell knows?
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