Lesson to be learned

We all make mistakes sometimes. There are big mistakes, small mistakes, simple mistakes, complicated mistakes; some would claim there are even intentional mistakes. But what some would argue is that the biggest difference between all the sorts of mistakes are their consequences. After all, consequences are all about context, for there are incredibly large mistakes with small consequences and hilariously small mistakes with big, not very funny consequences. Of course, the size of a consequence itself is relative, but you could easily measure it based on how much is it going to affect in the current context. Worst of all is that, quite often, we have no clue about the consequences of some mistakes until it’s already too late.
	Jesse was worriedly looking at the horizon from the large window in his bedroom. The streets were getting gradually livelier as people were either going to or returning from their respective workplaces. The man himself had returned earlier from work that day. Early in the morning, on the way to his work, he was walking hurriedly when he accidentally bumped into a street vendor’s stand and broke a strange statuette with an abstract shape. Much to his dismay, that vendor was a gypsy, who got really angry at him and started chanting some creepy, ancient words while fiercely staring him dead in the eyes. He instantly felt sick and almost fell to his knees, but steadying up, he hurriedly threw some money at the gypsy and went on his way. The gypsy uttered something that he though might have been something among the lines of “It’s already too late”, but he didn’t really have the time to care. Arriving at work, his co-workers immediately noticed there was something terribly wrong with him and suggested for him to go home. He assured them he was fine and tried to keep working as if nothing had happened, but by the third time he almost passed out, they forced him to go home. Arriving home, he tried to find out what was wrong with him, but to no avail. Assuming he was just tired, he rested for several hours, and after waking up, just stared at the window aimlessly.
	He had an ominous feeling something bad was about to happen soon, but he couldn’t put his finger on it. The sun was about to set and the sky was looking prettier than ever, so just stood there, appreciating the view. As the sun reached the horizon and the streets started quieting down, the man suddenly felt a cold shiver down his spine. His head started itching, but as he tried to scratch it, he noticed his hair had an unfamiliar texture to it. It was now surprisingly smooth and silky. Combing it with his hand, he noticed it was longer than he last remembered. Pulling some of it in front of his face confirmed it was in fact, changing, as his auburn brown hair was slowly becoming jet black from the root up. About to panic, he ran to the bathroom mirror. His face had something odd to it, as if it was slowly becoming thinner and more delicate. His first thought was to call the ambulance, but as soon as he left the bathroom, he felt a massive shock as his chest suddenly became swollen. Before he could recover, he felt it get heavier and more sensitive as it gradually became a pair of large boobs. It was then that he felt an immense, inhumane pleasure as his genitals slowly got pushed inside his body and transformed into those of a woman. His knees gave in as the entire musculature of his body reconfigured itself for his new shape. After some minutes of uncontrollable muscle spasms and immense pleasure, the man, or should I say, the woman, recognized her state.
She slowly got up and started feeling her new body. The sensation was amazing, and she was, if anything, pleased by this turn of events. Thinking it was finally over, she took off her clothes to check out her new body, but right as she was taking it off, she suddenly felt something very warm fill her from her insides and drooled in pleasure before regaining her composure. A thick, white fluid was dripping down from her vagina. Confused, she soon realized that was her own cum. She had no time to be grossed out by the fact she had just cummed inside herself as she felt one more shock and her stomach area started to painfully grow. She could feel something moving inside. She almost fell down in tears of deranged, unbelieving laughter as she realized she had just impregnated herself.
It was a beautiful, starry night, and in that very night, the man, that was now a woman, learned to be more careful with gypsies.