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- >Death
- >Some take it less serious then others...
- >others more serious then some...
- >You, on the other hand, never thought to much of it
- >You die all the time
- >Wither it be through intense torture, or a shot to the head.
- >You've lost count on how many times you have died.
- >what is happening now?
- >You are being reincarnated, re-forming.
- >You are anon
- >You've been through this hundreds, nay, THOUSANDS of times.
- >Whats worse, you can never recall a time where the "other" Anon doesnt kills you... or accidently kills you... or sends out an assassin... which kills you.
- >Almost every "World" that you have been to, seems to be more and more different from the last...
- >Its more like a roller coaster
- >Or Russian Roulette
- >you liked that one better
- >Playing Russian Roulette
- >Firing every shot at once
- >sometimes it lands on the first shot, other times its the very last one.
- >oh! It seems you have been FINALLY been resurrected!
- >Show time...
- >Wait... its all white
- >We know how every step works...
- >You die
- >Teleported to weird cosmos thingy
- >Drift around a little bit
- >White light
- >Your there
- >Sometimes you like to look back when you teleport to the new world, because the portal you use looks cool.
- >...
- >It seems to be stuck at the white phase
- >You're still in the portal it seems
- >You take a step
- >Oh, wait...
- >Your in a cloud...
- >fuck
- >The wind feel GREAT on your face
- >The feeling of weightlessness is AMAZING!
- >Is that even a word?
- >Who cares, your falling to your-
- >BOING
- >What?!
- >SMACK!
- >Blackout
- >...
- >You can hear voices...
- >These aren't the mane6, thats for sure
- >"Two? I'm pretty sure we launched only one..."
- >"D-D-D-DUDE, This is totally rad!"
- >You slowly open your eyes
- >You can see spike with a stick
- >He is poking... "other" anon?
- >Looks like there is another anon here...
- >Spike walks over to you
- >"Oh, hey man... who are you? You cant just go walking around jumping on other peoples trampolines... its not cool."
- >It was spike alright... but his voice!
- Woah... what happened?
- >He begins to laugh
- >What a douche
- >"You must have been to some crazy party man... You just fell from Cloudsdale and shit. Are there more of you up there? FUUUUUCK, I wish I had wings!"
- >He takes a hit from this joint
- >"Hey man, wanna hit?"
- Naw, im good
- >What the hell did you just say?
- >What are you, 12?
- >You were never good at rejecting drugs, it always felt awkward... so you try to pretend you know what you are talking about.
- So what happened to him?
- >"Dont know, we were jumping on that trampoline... then BOOM! You came out of nowhere and launched him up! Shit was crazy!"
- >He didnt even care
- >Spike went back to jumping on his trampoline
- >"Other" anon seems to be out cold, so you lay him out on some tree-
- >it began to rain
- >Well then...
- >You are now dragging "other" anon everywhere...
- >heres the plan:
- >Find Shelter
- >Get his name
- >Bro's?
- >Backstabbed
- >I die
- >Re-cycle
- >...
- >When will he wake up?!
- >A shed it seen in the distance.
- Alright!
- >You drag him into the shed
- >Wow it is dark in here
- >You look for the light switch
- >Click!
- >Oh sweet Celestia!
- >Bodies of creatures are hung around the wall
- >blood everywhere
- >What looks like Derpy, is now a toaster thingy
- >Porn stash on side, wtf
- >You have a strange feeling that this must be fluttershy's house
- >She seems like the type
- >You lay anon down
- >You open a cabinet to look for some water
- >More dead animals...
- >"Hey, hey, hey..."
- >You jump into the closet
- >that scared the shit out of you...
- >CRAP, "other" anon!
- >Fluttershy must have only seen "other" anon
- >She picks him up
- >"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT GOING IN MY SHED?!"
- >She shakes him around a bit
- >He is out
- >She removes her "Im going to eat your brains face, to an im sorry face"
- >She drags him over into a chair and straps him down
- >This Fluttershy has got some issues
- >The closet you were sitting in reeked of dead animals
- >You could swear that one was touching your back, but you cant verify that...
- >Turning, even shifting made the loudest noise ever
- >The closet was pony sized after all
- >The waiting game...
- >Anon was asleep
- >Fluttershy was... clopping to the porn near the door
- >"OHCOMEON!"
- >One of her magazines seemed to have blood on it
- >Angrily, she tosses it into the trash and grabs a new one.
- >Anon was awakes to the sound of the magazine ball hitting the trash
- >Please... dont move...
- >He gets up and walks over to Fluttershy
- >THAT IDIOT!
- >DOES HE NOT SEE THE WALLS?
- >Fluttershy turns around
- >Caught Clopping...
- >That awkward moment...
- >"ANON!"
- >"Woah, Fluttershy... chill... just gotta..."
- >He makes a dash
- >Why would he alert her?!
- >Metal bars seal the exit
- >Fluttershy had pulled a lever
- >ImGonnaEatYourBrains.mp3
- >He seems like he is about to die...
- >Suddenly he throws his knife at the closet
- >It pierces through the thin door and stabs you
- >You jump quickly, opening the door revealing you
- >"Two birds... WITH ONE STONE!"
- >Fluttershy pulls another lever
- >Im in a chair... in the closet
- >WHAT THE HELL "Other" Anon?!
- Who the hell are you?!
- >"Me?"
- >Fluttershy is now picking her instrument of torture...
- >"Im MisterTibbs, nice to met you"
- >Well fuck... you both are screwed...
- >You look down, trying to find an escape route
- >To commit Sudoku
- >Suicide
- >FOUND PIECE OF... Bone?
- >Good thing you are pretty good at pick locking
- >You are free from your chair
- >Other anon already has pliers to his neck
- >You throw the sharp bone at Fluttershy
- >It jabs her in the eye
- >She stumbles over and tries to the bone out
- >Hooves cant even into hands
- >She pushes it in even more
- >Distracted, you try to unleash "other" Anon
- >He smells like ash and soil
- >his clothes look as though he wore them 2 weeks in a row
- Fucking Stoner!
- >"COME BACK YOU TWO!"
- >You unleash "other anon"
- >You lead "other" anon out of the shed
- >"DONT LEAVE ME!"
- >She begins to swing a knife around
- >"STAY OUTTA MY SHED!!!"
- >You and other anon make it out into the woods
- >Safe... for now
- >"Wow man... Fluttershy must be trippin on something strong! I would like try what ever THAT is, you know what i'm sayin man?"
- >...
- >Get his name, then suicide?
- >Sounds bucking good to me!
- >ok...
- So, whats your name?
- >"Me?"
- >No shit Sherlock!
- Stones... short for Stoneranon!
- >...
- >Sudoku time
- >You make your way into a pony house near-bye
- >Stoneranon is following...
- >You find the rope and proceed to make your way outside
- >Noose is in check
- >You swing the rope end over a tree
- >knot, tied
- >You stand on a chair and fasten the noose around your neck
- >"Hey man, what are you doin? Ya look funny!"
- >He hits you on the back
- >You topple off the chair
- >...
- >"AWWW man! Flutter's is comin!"
- >He tries to grab you
- >It pulling harder on your neck
- >"Fine, if you wanna stay, thats up to you... later!"
- >He dashes off...
- >The last thing you see is fluttershy with an eye patch saying:
- >"Hey, hey, hey... Would I tell ya, about goin in my SHED?!"
- >Things go black
- >Not from the fact that she swung a chainsaw at your side
- >But from the noose...
- >Recycling...
- >Now Loading New World, Please wait...
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- Gale
- >Comming soon
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