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FTTD -The Cycle Continues...-

May 1st, 2012
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  1. >Death
  2. >Some take it less serious then others...
  3. >others more serious then some...
  4. >You, on the other hand, never thought to much of it
  5. >You die all the time
  6. >Wither it be through intense torture, or a shot to the head.
  7. >You've lost count on how many times you have died.
  8. >what is happening now?
  9. >You are being reincarnated, re-forming.
  10. >You are anon
  11. >You've been through this hundreds, nay, THOUSANDS of times.
  12. >Whats worse, you can never recall a time where the "other" Anon doesnt kills you... or accidently kills you... or sends out an assassin... which kills you.
  13. >Almost every "World" that you have been to, seems to be more and more different from the last...
  14. >Its more like a roller coaster
  15. >Or Russian Roulette
  16. >you liked that one better
  17. >Playing Russian Roulette
  18. >Firing every shot at once
  19. >sometimes it lands on the first shot, other times its the very last one.
  20. >oh! It seems you have been FINALLY been resurrected!
  21.  
  22. >Show time...
  23. >Wait... its all white
  24. >We know how every step works...
  25. >You die
  26. >Teleported to weird cosmos thingy
  27. >Drift around a little bit
  28. >White light
  29. >Your there
  30. >Sometimes you like to look back when you teleport to the new world, because the portal you use looks cool.
  31. >...
  32. >It seems to be stuck at the white phase
  33. >You're still in the portal it seems
  34. >You take a step
  35. >Oh, wait...
  36. >Your in a cloud...
  37. >fuck
  38.  
  39. >The wind feel GREAT on your face
  40. >The feeling of weightlessness is AMAZING!
  41. >Is that even a word?
  42. >Who cares, your falling to your-
  43. >BOING
  44. >What?!
  45. >SMACK!
  46. >Blackout
  47. >...
  48. >You can hear voices...
  49. >These aren't the mane6, thats for sure
  50. >"Two? I'm pretty sure we launched only one..."
  51. >"D-D-D-DUDE, This is totally rad!"
  52. >You slowly open your eyes
  53. >You can see spike with a stick
  54. >He is poking... "other" anon?
  55. >Looks like there is another anon here...
  56.  
  57. >Spike walks over to you
  58. >"Oh, hey man... who are you? You cant just go walking around jumping on other peoples trampolines... its not cool."
  59. >It was spike alright... but his voice!
  60. Woah... what happened?
  61. >He begins to laugh
  62. >What a douche
  63. >"You must have been to some crazy party man... You just fell from Cloudsdale and shit. Are there more of you up there? FUUUUUCK, I wish I had wings!"
  64. >He takes a hit from this joint
  65. >"Hey man, wanna hit?"
  66. Naw, im good
  67. >What the hell did you just say?
  68. >What are you, 12?
  69. >You were never good at rejecting drugs, it always felt awkward... so you try to pretend you know what you are talking about.
  70. So what happened to him?
  71. >"Dont know, we were jumping on that trampoline... then BOOM! You came out of nowhere and launched him up! Shit was crazy!"
  72.  
  73. >He didnt even care
  74. >Spike went back to jumping on his trampoline
  75. >"Other" anon seems to be out cold, so you lay him out on some tree-
  76. >it began to rain
  77. >Well then...
  78. >You are now dragging "other" anon everywhere...
  79. >heres the plan:
  80. >Find Shelter
  81. >Get his name
  82. >Bro's?
  83. >Backstabbed
  84. >I die
  85. >Re-cycle
  86. >...
  87. >When will he wake up?!
  88. >A shed it seen in the distance.
  89. Alright!
  90. >You drag him into the shed
  91. >Wow it is dark in here
  92.  
  93. >You look for the light switch
  94. >Click!
  95. >Oh sweet Celestia!
  96. >Bodies of creatures are hung around the wall
  97. >blood everywhere
  98. >What looks like Derpy, is now a toaster thingy
  99. >Porn stash on side, wtf
  100. >You have a strange feeling that this must be fluttershy's house
  101. >She seems like the type
  102. >You lay anon down
  103. >You open a cabinet to look for some water
  104. >More dead animals...
  105. >"Hey, hey, hey..."
  106. >You jump into the closet
  107. >that scared the shit out of you...
  108. >CRAP, "other" anon!
  109. >Fluttershy must have only seen "other" anon
  110. >She picks him up
  111. >"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT GOING IN MY SHED?!"
  112. >She shakes him around a bit
  113.  
  114. >He is out
  115. >She removes her "Im going to eat your brains face, to an im sorry face"
  116. >She drags him over into a chair and straps him down
  117. >This Fluttershy has got some issues
  118. >The closet you were sitting in reeked of dead animals
  119. >You could swear that one was touching your back, but you cant verify that...
  120. >Turning, even shifting made the loudest noise ever
  121. >The closet was pony sized after all
  122. >The waiting game...
  123. >Anon was asleep
  124. >Fluttershy was... clopping to the porn near the door
  125. >"OHCOMEON!"
  126. >One of her magazines seemed to have blood on it
  127. >Angrily, she tosses it into the trash and grabs a new one.
  128. >Anon was awakes to the sound of the magazine ball hitting the trash
  129. >Please... dont move...
  130. >He gets up and walks over to Fluttershy
  131. >THAT IDIOT!
  132. >DOES HE NOT SEE THE WALLS?
  133.  
  134. >Fluttershy turns around
  135. >Caught Clopping...
  136. >That awkward moment...
  137. >"ANON!"
  138. >"Woah, Fluttershy... chill... just gotta..."
  139. >He makes a dash
  140. >Why would he alert her?!
  141. >Metal bars seal the exit
  142. >Fluttershy had pulled a lever
  143. >ImGonnaEatYourBrains.mp3
  144. >He seems like he is about to die...
  145. >Suddenly he throws his knife at the closet
  146. >It pierces through the thin door and stabs you
  147. >You jump quickly, opening the door revealing you
  148. >"Two birds... WITH ONE STONE!"
  149. >Fluttershy pulls another lever
  150. >Im in a chair... in the closet
  151. >WHAT THE HELL "Other" Anon?!
  152. Who the hell are you?!
  153. >"Me?"
  154. >Fluttershy is now picking her instrument of torture...
  155. >"Im MisterTibbs, nice to met you"
  156.  
  157. >Well fuck... you both are screwed...
  158. >You look down, trying to find an escape route
  159. >To commit Sudoku
  160. >Suicide
  161. >FOUND PIECE OF... Bone?
  162. >Good thing you are pretty good at pick locking
  163. >You are free from your chair
  164. >Other anon already has pliers to his neck
  165. >You throw the sharp bone at Fluttershy
  166. >It jabs her in the eye
  167. >She stumbles over and tries to the bone out
  168. >Hooves cant even into hands
  169. >She pushes it in even more
  170. >Distracted, you try to unleash "other" Anon
  171. >He smells like ash and soil
  172. >his clothes look as though he wore them 2 weeks in a row
  173. Fucking Stoner!
  174.  
  175. >"COME BACK YOU TWO!"
  176. >You unleash "other anon"
  177. >You lead "other" anon out of the shed
  178. >"DONT LEAVE ME!"
  179. >She begins to swing a knife around
  180. >"STAY OUTTA MY SHED!!!"
  181. >You and other anon make it out into the woods
  182. >Safe... for now
  183. >"Wow man... Fluttershy must be trippin on something strong! I would like try what ever THAT is, you know what i'm sayin man?"
  184. >...
  185. >Get his name, then suicide?
  186. >Sounds bucking good to me!
  187. >ok...
  188. So, whats your name?
  189. >"Me?"
  190. >No shit Sherlock!
  191. Stones... short for Stoneranon!
  192. >...
  193. >Sudoku time
  194.  
  195. >You make your way into a pony house near-bye
  196. >Stoneranon is following...
  197. >You find the rope and proceed to make your way outside
  198. >Noose is in check
  199. >You swing the rope end over a tree
  200. >knot, tied
  201. >You stand on a chair and fasten the noose around your neck
  202. >"Hey man, what are you doin? Ya look funny!"
  203. >He hits you on the back
  204. >You topple off the chair
  205. >...
  206. >"AWWW man! Flutter's is comin!"
  207. >He tries to grab you
  208. >It pulling harder on your neck
  209. >"Fine, if you wanna stay, thats up to you... later!"
  210. >He dashes off...
  211. >The last thing you see is fluttershy with an eye patch saying:
  212. >"Hey, hey, hey... Would I tell ya, about goin in my SHED?!"
  213. >Things go black
  214. >Not from the fact that she swung a chainsaw at your side
  215. >But from the noose...
  216. >Recycling...
  217. >Now Loading New World, Please wait...
  218.  
  219. __________________________________________
  220. Chronicler
  221. Brainhorn
  222. Gale
  223. >Comming soon
  224. __________________________________________
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