Nererevarine

1. U waek up on a boat 2 find out daht azurah threw u in jail
25. u talk 2 a guy with no clothes. and u bieng teh fargott u r, gets a huge telvanni towre.]
4. u tell him ur name is xXxPu$$yCHIMer36xXx
70. he stays still for a few seconds.
42. a guar(d) comes and picks you up and takes you off the boat.
36. you have now forgotten what race u are and must remember tht u r a kahjeet.
55. u tell a guy that you push your mother out of the way and then u r a stealth archer.
666. you  steel evrything insinde teh office and run outsieyd.
69: u meet an elfves called fargoth and naturally, u beet him up.
7743: u take giant incesct bug 2 a place that luuks like a toilet, called balmorao.
3. um. u meet anuther topless guy, ur muatra goes so hard tht teh barbs rip thru ur pants.
5. he cungratul8s ur b8 m8 and drinkes sum mountain dew.
11. he teels u to go do sum stuff.
31. after u found the fucking god fucking damn fucking fuckity fuck fuck dwemer puzzle box FUCK you go back to Crasius topless hottie muatra bb ;)
36. cliff raceurs and guars kill u and ruin ur boots. you wonder why ur attaks r nut hittling.
43. u meet a redguard and u call him a dirty yokudan immigrant who moved 2 tamriel just 2 claim its benifits. ( i mean, dey r such terrorits they cant even go 2 eras without blowin up ther home!!!)
5. thrown in jail.

80. rip in peice failed nererenerevaine.