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gorilla munch

Feb 11th, 2015
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  1. once upon a time
  2. there was a gorilla
  3. and he was taking a fat gorilla shit
  4. then it ran out of toilet paper so it starts raping and cumflating people because it's a gorilla and has no other way of expressing its frustration
  5. and the only way to stop the gorilla is to deploy a special genetically modified cactus, bred specifically to battle gorillas
  6. and hisao is its handler
  7. the cactus and hisao have lived together for years to establish an empathic bond, so hisao can control the cactus
  8. so the gorilla is on a rampage, cumflating people, and it has poopy butt
  9. then hisao and cactus arrive, and use their special maneuver where the cactus uses one of its thorns
  10. right up the urethra of the gorilla
  11. and counter-cumflates the gorilla while hisao punches it
  12. and then the gorilla is defeated
  13. then the camera pans out as the credits begin to roll
  14. like a dead, belly-bursted cumflated gorilla in the center of a shopping mall courtyard
  15. people crying and shit
  16. and hisao and the cactus mosey off into the sunset
  17. but it's like
  18. was the cumflating gorilla the monster
  19. or are we?
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