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- once upon a time
- there was a gorilla
- and he was taking a fat gorilla shit
- then it ran out of toilet paper so it starts raping and cumflating people because it's a gorilla and has no other way of expressing its frustration
- and the only way to stop the gorilla is to deploy a special genetically modified cactus, bred specifically to battle gorillas
- and hisao is its handler
- the cactus and hisao have lived together for years to establish an empathic bond, so hisao can control the cactus
- so the gorilla is on a rampage, cumflating people, and it has poopy butt
- then hisao and cactus arrive, and use their special maneuver where the cactus uses one of its thorns
- right up the urethra of the gorilla
- and counter-cumflates the gorilla while hisao punches it
- and then the gorilla is defeated
- then the camera pans out as the credits begin to roll
- like a dead, belly-bursted cumflated gorilla in the center of a shopping mall courtyard
- people crying and shit
- and hisao and the cactus mosey off into the sunset
- but it's like
- was the cumflating gorilla the monster
- or are we?
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