Shitstorm

>Day crappy forecast in Equestria
>You wake up and ya know all this...
>Knockity knock on the door
>You answer it and Fluttershy sits there
What is it today Fluttershy?
>"Is massive controversy about something little and unimportant your fetish?"
What?
>There is a massive crack and boom of thunder
>It makes you jump
>Then it starts to smell awful
>Like...shit
>Suddenly the sky turns brown and clumps of poop rain from the sky
>You cover your head and run back inside
>But its useless because the globs of shit are breaking through the ceiling
>You run back out and look for shelter
>Almost every house is being destroyed by the not so chocolate rain
>The one building in tact is Carousel Boutique
>Fluttershy pokes your side
>"Anon wait!"
>You pick her up and put her above you as a shield from the hailing crap as you run there
>The door had already been kicked down so you run in
>Everyone is here and covered in shit
>Rarity comes downstairs and begins screaming about all the shit everywhere
>She passes out
>You put Fluttershy down and she trembles on the ground
>Suddenly the wind picks up
>It gets stronger and Fluttershy along with some other p0nies get sucked out
>You look outside
>You see a cone of brown clouds touch the ground and begins flattening houses
You've got to be fucking kidding me!
>It dies off after a few seconds and the sky clears
>You step outside and look around
>Shit covers the land and fills the wells
>Fluttershy emerges from a mountain of shit
>She walks over to you
>"Is it?"
No Fluttershy...
>She hangs her head and flies to her destroyed home
>Today was a shitty day