Weiwdo (Un-Finished)

>Warm...
>The warm feeling of your mothers fur starts to embrace you in a soft, loving hug.
>Apparently you've just been born.
>Must be. I mean you still haven't opened your eyes yet...
>All you can hear are small muffled voices talking.
>How many creatures are out there?
>The hunger is setting in, you try to call out and say you're hungry, but only manage small chirps.
>A muffled voice starts talking to you, pushing you towards a warmer, part of your mother.
>No fur. Must mean food.
>You begin suckling on it. Receiving warm milk in your mouth.
>Your eyes! They're... they're opening!
>The muffled voices start getting clearer and clearer each time.
>Hmm... Words. Must be human.
>Wait... Fur... Words... Broken english...
-Oh... shit.-


>You clench your eyes shut.
-This is not true! This is a before-birth nightmare!-
>"Why baby wook sow weiwd?"
>You open your eyes, realizing the stupidity of your last thought and intrigued as to what your mother just said.
>"Fwuffy thwinks Bwight Mweadow shwuld caww baby... Weiwdo!"
-Weirdo? What kind of stupid name is that?-
>You hear cheers and giggles around you, accompanied with a chorus of fluffies repeating "Weiwdo! Weiwdo! Weiwdo!" over and over again.
>A small giggle from your mother and a loud "Awight, baby wiww be cawwed Weiwdo!" only makes their stupid chant chant even louder.
>You look around. If it wasn't for the colors and mane styles, you wouldn't be able to know who is who.
-How am I any different than ANY of you?!-
>Seems like you still can't talk.
>Worse than that, you still don't know what you look like.
>You can't be a runt. They would've left you to die or killed you right off the bat.
>Well, looks like you'll have to grow up a little before you actually know.


>It's been two weeks and you've, apparently, grown enough to digest your own food and drink water.
>It would've been three or four if it wasn't for your curiosity.
>Every time your name was said your curiosity increased.
>So you drank more milk than average so you could grow faster.
>Stupid idea.
>Worked perfectly.

"Mom, is it okay if I go play in the puddles?"
>Your mother turns to you, her bright neon green eyes revealed she didn't understand you.
>You roll your eyes.
"Mama, cwan fwuffy go pway in the wawa pwuddles?"
>Your mother nods. Still confused about how you talked.
-I hate talking like that...-

>Arriving to the place where the puddles of water were, you begin to get giddy.
>You're finally going to see yourself!
>Running into the nearest puddle, you look at your reflection.
>Turning left and right, inspecting yourself.
>You see bright blue eyes covered a little by your long shaggy black mane, with a dark green coat of fluff. Your tail? Why bother describing it. It's a simple black tail.
"How is this any different than any them?"
>Looking around, you see other fluffies playing, hugging and running around.
>In your excitement you didn't notice them there.
>As you look at them, your eyes catch something you didn't notice.
>A closer inspection to your reflection reveals bright yellow strands of hair in between your fluff.
>An even closer look revealed your left eye had a bit of green in it.
"..."
>Dark clouds begin to form in the sky above your head


>A small drop hits the puddle.
>You close your eyes.
>Your fur begins to get wet as light drops fall on your body.
>The other fluffies are running back home screaming stuff about "bad wawas!"
>Even from the distance you can hear the smarty telling everyone to get inside in the den.
>You listen as the rain hits the ground softly.
>Then it gets louder louder.
>After a while, it becomes a downpour.
>You open your eyes.

>You've been standing there for a while now.
>Staring at your reflection.
>After a while you realize something else.
>Your fluff isn't as thick as other fluffies.
>It seems to just puff out.
-So that's why I'm weird...-
>You close your eyes again.

>After a short walk that felt like miles, you arrive at the den.
>Your coat soaked with water makes you feel heavy.
>Entering the dimly-lighted "safe" hole, you know every fluffy just looked at you.
>"Weiwdo wet. Weiwdo no sweep with gwoup." The orange coated smarty says outloud.
"Whatever."
>You walk to your usual sleeping spot. A small elevated part of the den.
>It was supposed to be the smartys' spot, but he wanted to sleep in the middle of the group since only about two fluffies can sleep there.
>Since then, you've taken to sleeping there.
"I never sleep with you idiots anyway."
>You mumble a few more insults, knowing they can't understand you, before curling up into a tight little fluff ball.
>As the rest of the group sleeps soundly and warm, you spend a cold, wet night.


>After what seems like an eternity, your body begins to get more and more tired.
-Note to self: DON'T get your fluff wet. You'll get very little sleep...-
>Your fur, already dry, begins to warm you up. Making sleep come faster.
>Closing your eyes, you begin to doze off.

>"Weiwdo! Weiwdo, wake up! Iwt's dwaytwime!"
>Your eyes open with unimaginable speed.
>A pegasus fluffy with a pink coat and a green mane is right in front of your face.
>Yelling at you to wake up.
-No more sleep for me...-
"What?"
>"Iwt's dwaytwime!"
-Yeah, I heard that you stupid fluffy whore.-
>You clearly didn't get enough sleep.
"Yes, I heard you the first time... Why the hell did you wake me up for?"
>The pegasus looks at you, clearly puzzled.
>"Weiwdo, pwease tawk cowwectwy. Waging Fwaggwot cwan't undewstwand you."
>You chuckle.
>Her name always makes you laugh.
"Alright, Alri- I mean... Awight, Awight. Weiwdo is cwoming."
-Why must this happen to me?-
>The pink pegasus giggles, then leaves the den excited.

>You drag your tired body out of the den.
-Look on the bright side. You'll get to sleep in the sun for a while!-
"Shut the fuck up..."
>You mumble to yourself.
>You feel the sun warming up your fur.
>Finding a comfortable spot, you lay down and try to get some rest.
>You close your eyes.
>Even if you don't sleep here, a bit of rest will do you good.


>A soft chuckle to your left pulls you away from your thoughts.
>You keep your eyes shut, and strain your ears, trying to listen whatever stupid conversation you'll hear this time.
>"Yeaw, wets pwush hwim away fwom hewe!"
-Shit.-
>You forgot that not sleeping somewhere safe meant the other fluffies would push you away from the den.
-It's happened several times now, how the hell could you forget?!-
>Their conversation continues.
>"Wha' iwf he wakes up?"
>"Whe gwive hwim owwies! !"
>"Why? Hwe's sweeping"
>"Sow? Hwe's a stwupid fwuffy! Hwe wownt know iwt was us!"
>"Weww... Owkay!"
>"Yay! Wets gwo!"
>They run directly at you, one behind the other one.
>Not even bothering to be silent.
>You begin formulate a plan as fast as you can.

>Hearing them giggle closely, you spring up into your feet.
>You put your weight into your front legs and send your back legs in a hard kick.
>Hitting the first fluffy behind you right in the snout.
>"Owwies! Why hwut fwuffy? Waaah!" It turns around and runs off.
>Before you can regain your balance and hit the other fluffy, who's still running at you, your front legs give in.
>You fall face first to the ground.
>Trying to get up, you feel the other fluffy crash into you, fliping you over in a way that your back hits the ground.
>Hard.
>You groan.

>Walking back to the den, slowly since your face and back still hurt, you can see the purple tail of the second fluffy as he runs back to the den.
>Sighing, you sit down for a while...-
-Seems like everyone enjoys messing with me...-
>You lay down.
>Hoping it doesn't rain again.


>Entering the den you see the some of the fluffies turn to you, then lay their head back down
>The orange coated smarty stands up.
>"Weirdo gwive owwies to Dwemwer and Hwewbewrt! Weiwdo no sweep with gwoup!"
>As usual, you ignore him and head to your usual spot.
>The smarty lays back down.
>Laying down yourself, you sleep rather quickly.

>You open your eyes.
>Everything is dark.
>You get up and look around, every other fluffy is sleeping.
>You look at your mother.
>She's sleeping soundly
>Sighing, you remember what your mother said when she first saw you.

>As you sit outside, looking at the stars you wonder.
-Why the hell am I the only one who can actually think?-
>You lay your head down.
-Seriously... I'm a fluffy pony. I'm not supposed to think...-
>You stand up, walking around.
>Silent.

>As the sky begins to get lighter, you head back to the den.
>Entering you notice everyone still asleep.
>You walk to your spot
>Laying down, you hear a foal yawning.
>Afterwards more than half of the fluffies are awake.
>Some begin blabbering nonesense as other stretch... Releasing their bowels to the fluffy behind them...
>You turn away.
>Trying to get at least a little sleep


>You open your eyes.
>Blinking a few times, you stand up and stretch.
>Remembering the way the lasy fluffy spilled their bowels, you stretch slowly.
>Your stomach growls.
-Might as well get some food...-

>Getting closer to the exit of the den, you feel a small feeling of dread.
>The hair on the back of your mane begin to rise.
>Ignoring it you walk outside.
>As soon as you step outside, something tackles you to the ground.
-Shit! It's probably those two fluffies from yesterday!-
>"Hewwo Weiwdo!"
>You hear a very familiar voice.
>Looking up, you see a familiar green mane and pink coat.
>Now that she's closer, you notice she has amber eyes. You never noticed before for some reason though...
"What do you- Um, What dwo ywou want Waging Fwaggwot?"
>You try not to laugh as you say her name.
>"Smawty towd Waging Fwaggwot to cwome gwet yuo!"
>Oh shit.
-You dun goofed kid.-


>After a few minutes in which you tried to get up and Raging Faggot kept pushing you down playfully, you begin to follow RF.
>As you walk you see many fluffies eating.
>You groan as your stomach growls louder than earlier.
>"Whats w'ong?"
"Nothing. Leave me alone."
>RF is clearly confused. Expecting you to answer her in a "normal" way.
>You don't answer. Talking will make you even more hungry.

>"Gowden Gwass! I bwought Weiwdo hewe!"
-Golden Grass? His coat is orange! Besides his mane is blue, not even close to any shade of green... You know what? Fuck it. Trying to rationalize this is stupid.-
>The ORANGE, not YELLOW, fluffy walks out.
>Tank oo' Waging Fwaggwot! You cwan gwo pway now."
>You have to contain yourself from laughing outloud.
-Dude, really? It isn't that funny anymore.-
>RF giggles and runs off to play with some other fluffies.
>Leaving you alone with the smarty.



>Your stomach growls once more.
"Hey uh, cwan fwuffy gwet some fwood?"
-You're getting good at this. Stop.-
>"Suwe! Fowwow smawty!"
>You follow Golden Grass to a small hollowed out tree trunk.
-So this is where he was at... No wonder he seemed to appear out of nowhere earlier.-
>Golden Grass points with his tiny whooves a large amount grass and flowers that seemed to have been picked out.
>"Eawt aww ywou wawnt! Gowden Gwass wiww wait fow the othews!"
-Others? What does he mean by others? Ah fuck it. Let's eat."
>You begin your late breakfast with some grass

>After a few minutes of eating, you are accompanied by a unicorn with a red mane and orange coat.
>He looks at you then begins eating.
>Not even a minute passes and two pegasi enter the tree trunk. Both sporting a mixture of purple and yellow in their mane, and dark pink coat.
-Must be brothers.-
>Both of them get right to eating.

>After your third flower and few mouthfuls of grass, you're stuffed.
>The other fluffies are still eating.
>No surprise there. You got there first.


>When all the other fluffies finished eating, you hear the smarty enter.
>"Iwf ywou hawve two make poopies, gwo now!"
>You follow everyone else.
>You might be smarter than them, but you still have to shit.

>After every fluffie enters the tree trunk and gets back to their place, the smarty puts on a mean look on closes his left eye.
>"Wisten up fwuffies! Smawty haws decwided to mwake a tweam!"
-Oh boy. This is going to be the stupidest thing ever.-
>"The idewa was two bwing the smawtiest owf 'em aww, bwiggest owwie givew, awnd thwe bwest wowking towgethew, intwo a gwoup!"
-Is that supposed to make sense?-
>"Fow whawt, ywou awsk youwsewf? Fow mowe nummies!"
>Every fluffy, except for you, gasp loudly.
-You're shitting me right?-
>"We wiww wook awound fow nummies awnd twake 'em!"
>"Gowden Gwass is the smawtiest owf 'em aww! Swo smawty wiww bwe thwe lweader!"
>"Wed Fwindew", he points at the unicorn, "Ywou gwive da' bwiggest owwies!" Red Finder, puffs out his cheeks, trying to look menacing.
>"Thwe Dandewion twins wowk bwest in tweams!" The twins jump excitedly.
-And what do I do? Sit around and look pretty? Because I could easily do that.-
>"Awnd ywou, Weiwdo", he points directly at you, "ywou wiww wowk as distwactiown."
-I'm suprised he even knows the meaning of that word.-


>Everyone turns to you.
-Well... Shit.-
>"Gowden Gwass awweady fwound a pwace with wots of nummies!"

>A few moments of explaining, and the smarty handing the twins a sack that is going to be used to store food,
>RF tackling you and telling you be careful, many mares trying to copulate with Red Finder, or as they call it "special huggies",
>and you're following the Smarty and the "team" through the woods.
>You begin to feel nervous
>What the hell did he mean by distraction?

>Arriving at a small wooded fence, you begin to realize what is happening.
"Where going to steal from a human?!?"
>All four of them stare at you. Confused.
>You sigh raggedly
"Nothwing... Wets gwet thwis owver with."

>After stealthily making a hole in the fence, which consisted in Red Finder kicking the hell out of a crack in it,
>the "team" sets on too picking up food and placing it in the sack.
>You, on the other hand, are just sitting there.
>Waiting for them to finish.
>"Weiwdo! Hewp tweam pwick nummies!" You can tell the Smarty is obviously mad at you.
>You grin.
"Weiwdo is onwy distwactiown, wemembew?
>The Smarty puffs his cheeks out, "Weiwdo Hewp tweam ow gwet big owwies!"
>Your grin widens
"Iwf Weiwdo gwets huwt, hwe wownt wowk as distwactiown."
>Golden Grass stamps his feet. Realizing he can't do anything against that.
>Your grin widens even more as he returns to his work.
-It feels good to be smart and lazy, doesn't it?-
>"Hey, what the... Goddamn it! It's those goddamn fluffies again!"


>You spring up a plan quickly.
>"Weiwdo! Huwwy uwp awn' distwac-"
>You race past him before he can finish his sentence.

>You balance your hooves against the design on the door and the bottom edge of it.
>You're smart enough to know that you can't actually stop the door from opening.
>The door begins to move.
>You hang on to it trying not to fall down.
>"Alright, where are those fuckers?"
>You realize you're safe behind the door.
>By now the "team" should be long gone with the foo-
>"Dis' nummies fow hewd! Munsta gwo wai'!"
>Behind the door, you're head almost explodes trying to process what just happened.


>You jump out.
"Oh come on!"
>The human turns around, "Another one?"
"Seriously! Are you fucking retarded?"
>The human seems to be getting angry, not realizing you're speaking english, "Hey you piece of shit, watch your damn mouth."
>You walk past the human and stand face to face with Golden Grass.
"Why didn't you run? Wasn't I supposed to be distraction or something? I knew our species were stupid, but this crosses the damn line!"
>You left him in shock. Even though he can't understand you.
>You look up at the human.
"And you, they cleaned your yard. They trimmed it clean. As far as I know, humans don't like to do that job. I know whe got in without permission, but at least let them finish."
>The human opens his mouth to speak then realizes the way you were speaking.
>His eyes open wide.
>"What the fuck are you?"
>"Smawty teww munsta two gwo wai'! Weave ow gwive big owwies!"
>You kick him gently in the nose. He gasps then hides behind Red Finder.
"I'm a fluffy pony."
>The human stares at you.
"I know. It's sad."
>"No, I meant how can you speak non-broken english? It doesn't make sense to me."
"Truth is, I have no idea either."
>"Well I could investigate for both of us. I don't want to walk back and forth just to tell you. So I'll have to take you inside."
>After a moment of thinking, you make up your mind.
"Okay. I trust you."