Hexes All Bosses Route - Dark Souls 2

NON-STOP INFINITE CLIMAX MODE (put this on for chariot fight) -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV6E13xODyA

- Pick cleric class, start with Healing Wares
- Run to Majula, light the bonfire
- Kill Maughlin for his armor and use it
- Head towards dragon rider
- Grab the Crimson Parma if you dont have the pre-order DLC shields
@ Kill Dragon Rider with fall off strats
- Talk to dear Licia and ask nicely for her to give you her Lightning Spear (buy it)
- Knock her...off the edge, rest to get her loot (the chime and stone)
- Warp to Majula

- Go towards cardinal tower bonfire
- Buy 3 amber herbs, 2 lifegems, 2 firebombs, blacksmith key and saints hood
- Select TALK from her menu to get silver serpent ring +1
- TALK to her enough to get her to appear in Majula
- Use firebomb to unlock shortcut
- Put the silver ring on and pop souls on elevator down
@ Beat up Last Giant with mace

- Take elevator back up, pop soul on elevator
@ Parry, ballista and lob a firebomb to kill Persuer
- Take eagle ride, warp back to Majula

- Level up 14 ATU, 13 INT, 25 FTH
- Unlock blacksmith
- Head towards Huntsmans Copse
- Pop Persuer Soul as the contraption rotates as well as put on Idols Chime, Ring of Blades and Saints Hood
- Pick up Rogue Water (first corpse loot after the contraption)
- Buy Resonant Soul, Great Resonant Soul from Felkin (and Archdrake Staff if you dont have transgressors staff)
- Attune Resonant Soul at bonfire under bridge (not the one after felkin)
@ Kill skeleton lords with both resonant soul and your mace (save your spells for skeletons)

- Head towards Covetous Demon
- Rest at bonfire before ore lady, attune great reso
- Send OIrlady back to Majula
- Do fancy oob skip
@ Kill Covetous Demon

@ Kill Medusa lady

- Pop all your souls on the elevator (well you can save 1 if you want for safety in case you die)
- Warp back to Majula, Level up 20 ATU, and get INT up to 25 and then evenly level both
! Always leave 4k souls after leveling so you can cast your good hexes !
- Attune both great reso and normal reso, warp back to Iron Keep
? Kill Smelter Demon Now if youre a man, a mans man, and not a scrub that dies to him
@ Kill Old Iron King (use a herb)
- Primal bonfire back to Majula

- Level up 30 INT, 29 FTH, MAX ATU
- DO NOT LEVEL INT ANYMORE IN THE RUN LEAVE IT AT 30
- Warp to Lost Bastille
@ Go kill Ruin Sentinels

- Light bonfire after Ruin Sentinels
@ Kill Lost Sinner
- Use primal bonfire

- Buy Dead Again and Soul Appease from ore lady BEFORE leveling
- Level up 40 ATU
- Attune Soul Appease
- Buy cat ring, 10 alluring skulls and 10 bones, go down the well
@ Kill Royal Rat Vanguard with Soul Appease / GRS

- Pick up dark fog and Branch of Yore on way to Rotten
- Light first bonfire in Black Gulch
- Grab Scraps of Life (in front of first worm)
- REST at second bonfire in Black Gulch
- Kill the giants that drop forgotten Key, bone back
- Pick up Pharros Lockstone (in pot, right next to bonfire)
@ Kill The Rotten (use a herb), dont take primal bonfire or bone back yet
- Talk to Abyss NPC, bone back
- Attune GRS, Scraps of life, Dark Fog and Dead again
- Warp to Majula

- Dont Level
- Dont Grab GLS in the well, thats slow
- Head towards shaded woods
- Buy effigies and life gems from Hag Melentia
- Unpetrify pyro lady
- Take crossroads bonfire, head through misty woods
- Pick up Clear Bluestone Ring +1 in misty woods (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdHvGgEAfhg)
- Talk to Abyss NPC run out of cave
- Light bonfire in shaded ruins
@ Kill Scorpion Lady

- Use a herb or rest at a bonfire
- Equip the archdrake staff
@ Kill Royal Rat Authority with Scraps of Life / Dead Again

@ Kill the Prowling Magus, Dark fog in the right spot kills every hollow in the room, finish big guys off with GRS

- Attune GRS, RS and Scraps, take the staff off
@ Kill Freja, bone back

- Warp to forked
- Head towards Drangleic Castle
- Kill lizard on way to castle for chunks/slab
- Rest at first bonfire in Castle
- Talk to Abyss NPC (farest left door in room with many doors that need enemies killed next to them to open)
- Join covenant and put on Abyss Ring (extra hex damage wooo)
- Buy 2 bonfire ascetics and a few effigies from him
@ Murder Dragon Riders

- Grab Caithas Chime, pop all the souls on the big long elevator up
- Warp back to Majula
- Buy 6 large titanite shards and 6 titanite shards from ore lady
- Upgrade the Caithas Chime to +8
- Level up 41 FTH
@ Murder Mirror Knight

@ Murder Demon of Song

- Take the second bonfire in the crypt, open the shortcut as well
@ Murder Garl Vinland (Velstadt)

- Warp to Lost Bastille bonfire after ruin sentinels
- Use Pharros Stone to get to Belfry Luna
@ Kill Gargoyles

- Warp to Majula
- Ore lady at this point sells a lot of upgrade materials at this point
- Upgrade the Clerics Sacred Chime, Caithas Chime and shield as much as you want/can now
- Also level up yo, make sure to have 46 FTH by now
- Take off the tseldora set, NUUUDISTO BEEAAAAAACH http://i.minus.com/ibdZu431ChdRek.gif
@ Go kill Smelter Demon, that bastard is easy now (SPAM HIM, you got GRS for DAYZZ)
- Pick up the 5 flame butterflies after him

- Warp to first bonfire in Black Gulch
- Burn Ascetic
- Clear Darklurker dungeon
- Kill the giants for another Soul of a Giant, bone back
- Burn Ascetic
- Kill the giants for another Soul of a Giant, bone back
- Go finish up Darklurker side dungeons
@ Do the rest of the Darklurker stuff then murder him with Lightning Spear and your Cleric's Sacred Chime
- Talk to Abyss NPC for another Great Reso Soul and Climax

- Attune Climax, GRS and scraps
@ Murder Executioners Chariot (CLIMAAAAAAAAX)

- Warp to Dragon Rider bonfire, get to 2 bosses from the same bonfire <(^__^)>
@ Kill Flexile Sentry, bone back

@ Murder Old Dragonslayer, bone back

@ Murder Guardian Dragon

- Youve climaxed your final climax, now put both GRSs on
@ Murder Ancient Dragon then Murder him some more

@ Murder Giant Lord

@ Kill Vendrick

@ Murder Those POS Throne Watchers (super easy)

@ Murder Nashandra