1993 LGPS Macau GP commentary

18:40:01: <Biscotti> Life Grand Prix?
18:40:11: <RMCFeed> yes
18:40:12: <WestLondoner> JEV on pole for the final LGPS race Biscotti
18:40:12: <Biscotti> Alstom's last chance to shine :D
18:40:18: <RMCFeed> the last ever
18:40:34: <RMCFeed> 24 gruelling laps on the twisty and narrow Macau street circuit
18:40:36: <WestLondoner> It's gonna be emotional. :P
18:40:43: <RMCFeed> anything can happen
18:40:51: <WestLondoner> 24 laps around Macau? This is madness. :P
18:40:58: <Biscotti> http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Yes-Signs-Held-By-Fans.gif
18:41:25: <Biscotti> And di Longo?
18:41:39: <RMCFeed> http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc464/Nuppiz/F1C/93MacauQuali_zps3cd6ab55.jpg
18:43:27: <Biscotti> USD 9th and 10th? They're good here too?
18:43:51: <Biscotti> At least this is the last race, otherwise Alstom gon' rek their shit :p
18:45:52: <RMCFeed> 5 minutes to race start
18:46:13: <SandinistaToFinishARace> wat
18:46:43: <RMCFeed> 4
18:46:59: <Pasta> JJD 8 seconds off the pace?
18:47:08: <Pasta> Generated laptimes or not, thats ridiculous :p
18:47:27: <RMCFeed> it's Macau
18:48:04: <RMCFeed> so the most likely scenario is that he did his only flying lap behind one of the slower cars, then crashed out :P
18:48:19: <RMCFeed> and the generator just filled his lapcount despite that
18:48:45: <RMCFeed> two minutes
18:49:45: <RMCFeed> one minute
18:50:13: <RMCFeed> 30 seconds
18:50:14: <dark77> best driver 32nd then
18:50:34: <Pasta> At least JEV stopped Sunset from claiming pole
18:50:35: <RMCFeed> 10
18:50:36: <RMCFeed> 9
18:50:37: <RMCFeed> 8
18:50:38: <RMCFeed> 7
18:50:39: <RMCFeed> 6
18:50:40: <RMCFeed> 5
18:50:40: <Pasta> That was a needed point
18:50:41: <RMCFeed> 4
18:50:42: <RMCFeed> 3
18:50:43: <RMCFeed> 2
18:50:44: <RMCFeed> 1
18:50:49: <RMCFeed> GO GO GO GO
18:50:50: <dark77> braggia and matarazzo stall!!
18:51:06: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Sunset stalls!
18:51:19: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Zaugg stalls!
18:51:41: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :O
18:51:50: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :P
18:52:03: <dark77> i thought it was pancake day :P
18:52:04: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> -_-
18:52:10: <SandinistaToFinishARace> It is.
18:52:23: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Bloody uni cafe wasn't selling them though. :(
18:53:10: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Anyway, for Lent this year I'm giving up making promises to give up shit for Lent. :P ;)
18:56:53: <RMCFeed> Madunochev stalls
18:57:12: <RMCFeed> Gaera's engine fails not long after the start, causing some chaos at the back
18:57:20: <RMCFeed> March's car fails in the same process
18:57:45: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> This is bad news
18:57:50: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Davies HAS to get a clean start
18:58:02: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> I enjoyed some pancakes today :D
18:58:06: <RMCFeed> Sunset ends his race and title contention by crashing at the Lisboa corner
18:58:22: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> he binned it AGAIN
18:58:27: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> YES
18:58:28: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> !
18:58:34: <RMCFeed> Davies takes out Roberts' rear wing
18:58:44: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> I'm not one for rasslin', but
18:58:45: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Yes-Signs-Held-By-Fans.gif
18:58:46: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Yes-Signs-Held-By-Fans.gif
18:58:47: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Yes-Signs-Held-By-Fans.gif
18:58:57: <USDLife> \nick USDLife
18:58:57: <USDLife> No, that didn't work either
18:58:57: <USDLife> My config is somewhat still buggy
18:59:04: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> So... only Zaugg has a "chance" about Davies. No way she's going to win that thing
18:59:15: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> against*
18:59:45: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Crap, even if Davies gets FLAP Zaugg still wins on countback if she wins and JJD cocks up
18:59:49: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> We needed that pole
19:03:17: <RMCFeed> chaos in the St Francisco Hill!
19:03:27: <RMCFeed> cars spinning left right center
19:03:52: <SandinistaToFinishARace> http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130608224604/s4s/images/9/94/Top_lel.jpg
19:03:53: <RMCFeed> it's soon easier to list the cars that haven't been damaged!
19:06:08: <RMCFeed> Kickert's engine fails and causes a traffic jam
19:06:39: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> What about Davies?
19:06:41: <RMCFeed> which is finally resolved after a few cars are flipped over before continuing...
19:06:42: <SandinistaToFinishARace> What a farce. :P
19:06:46: <SandinistaToFinishARace> KEK
19:06:53: <RMCFeed> this video will be the toppest of lels
19:07:15: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> TR: James! Just keep it on the track mate, dont risk any damage! Stop and wait if you have to, Zaugg still has a chance, bloody Austrians...
19:07:52: <USDLife> Where are Winton and Stokins?
19:08:08: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Fun Fact: Sandinista! Haven't finished since the Life GP of Austria :p
19:08:56: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :|
19:09:18: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Fun Fact: Reiko Megumi is still shit
19:09:26: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Massive upgrade I implemented had the opposite effect. :|
19:09:57: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> "Only" 7 teams have won a LGPS race this year
19:10:07: <RMCFeed> Tom Douglas' car fails on pit entry
19:10:21: <RMCFeed> Davies clashes with ROberts again and is without a rear wing!
19:11:01: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> :o
19:11:04: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> F
19:11:04: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> UY
19:11:06: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> C
19:11:07: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> K
19:11:13: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Not good
19:11:17: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Red flag, restart!
19:11:41: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :P
19:11:53: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Restart!
19:12:06: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Davies has to be the first and only man to retain a LGPS title
19:12:17: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Fucken hell, they must know it's the final ever race, they're all driving like fucken retards. :P
19:12:30: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Restart!
19:12:38: <RMCFeed> Generic crashes out
19:14:09: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> R
19:14:09: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> E
19:14:09: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> S
19:14:10: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> T
19:14:10: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> T
19:14:10: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> R
19:14:10: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> A
19:14:24: <RMCFeed> as does Fernandez, blocking the pit entry
19:14:40: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Anyway, on with the LGPS Facts
19:14:55: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> FGCR are the only team to win a race in every LGPS season
19:15:54: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> James Davies also has the honour of being the only driver to win in all 3 LGPS seasons
19:16:35: <RMCFeed> chaos in the pitlane...
19:16:42: <RMCFeed> oh BTW Zaugg leads
19:16:44: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> :|
19:16:48: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> :OOOO
19:16:52: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Oh for god's sake
19:16:59: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :P
19:17:07: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Come on Zaugg, feck up, you know you want to :p
19:17:22: <Pi3141> Mazzacane still running, or was he involved in one of the crashes?
19:17:33: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Zauggwinslol gon run wild on the championship. :P
19:17:45: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Davies has pretty much fucked it up all by himself, if Zaugg fails to win she will not win the championship
19:17:55: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> There's still hope for all those Foster's fans
19:18:11: <RMCFeed> Mazzacane is still in
19:18:11: DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp appeals to all Foster's fans in the room
19:18:16: <RMCFeed> just spun again :P
19:20:42: <RMCFeed> and gets rolled over by Winton as aresult
19:20:46: <RMCFeed> a result*
19:20:57: <SandinistaToFinishARace> kek
19:21:55: <RMCFeed> Cam Maroon's gearbox has had enough
19:23:08: <Aixata> tristan1117, PM
19:24:28: <tristan1117> ok
19:24:41: <RMCFeed> Braggia crashes into Mazzacane, both out
19:24:51: <RealRacingRoots> the roid monkey
19:24:54: <RMCFeed> Hashimoto and Anker also out as collateral damage
19:25:05: <RMCFeed> and di Longo
19:25:43: <tristan1117> Aixata I seem to have not received any messages.
19:25:52: <tristan1117> Are you talking about the one from february?
19:25:53: <Aixata> ah, I meant Mibbit PM
19:25:56: <tristan1117> oh.
19:26:04: <USDLife> This is nuts!
19:26:07: <tristan1117> Still getting used to that.
19:26:30: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Ah no, Anker won't ever win a race in LGPS. :(
19:26:32: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> C'mon Nat, you can do it
19:26:36: <RMCFeed> Zaugg loses her front wing
19:26:42: <SandinistaToFinishARace> TOP LEL
19:26:55: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Commentator's curse. :P
19:26:56: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> ...
19:26:58: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> :(
19:27:00: <Aixata> dat timing
19:27:02: <tristan1117> wait who am i supposed to root for?
19:28:13: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Davies!
19:28:18: <RMCFeed> Ramone's engine expires
19:28:18: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> :p
19:28:28: <tristan1117> no
19:28:33: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> :(
19:28:42: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Davies is the worthy champ
19:28:49: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> 100% less Austrian
19:28:53: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> ;)
19:28:59: <tristan1117> how did james generic win a race?
19:29:00: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> 100% more monocle
19:29:06: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> 100% more tea
19:29:18: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> 100% less continental breakfasts
19:29:24: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Which are just plain nasty, btw
19:29:25: <Aixata> tea, you say?...
19:29:31: <RMCFeed> Tenpecost retires
19:29:37: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Who has ham, salad and cheese for breakfast?
19:29:46: <Aixata> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs
19:29:48: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> :p
19:29:53: <Salamander> so how much of the last lgps race ever have i missed?
19:30:08: <SandinistaToFinishARace> It's been an utter crapshoot Salamander. :P
19:30:20: <Salamander> :p
19:30:22: <Salamander> when is it now?
19:30:24: <Salamander> not?
19:30:25: <Salamander> :P
19:30:28: <RMCFeed> von Gottorp has also retired
19:30:36: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Is Davies out?
19:30:40: <Salamander> has sunset thrown away the title yet?
19:30:45: <RMCFeed> yes and yes
19:30:46: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Yes he has
19:30:53: <Salamander> excellent
19:31:00: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> I forgot von Gottorp came back for this race lel :p
19:31:05: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Our only hope Salamander is that Zaugg does not win
19:31:06: <Salamander> now i can fire him
19:31:38: <VivaLaVoeckler> Dem LGPS quali results :O
19:31:40: <Salamander> oh, cam maroon is racing, is he doing anything?
19:31:50: <VivaLaVoeckler> did JEV hold the lead?
19:31:58: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> nope
19:32:05: <RMCFeed> Cam Maroon retired
19:32:07: <VivaLaVoeckler> :(
19:32:21: <RMCFeed> JEV is leading again but his engine is dying
19:32:25: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :P
19:32:27: <VivaLaVoeckler> oh, sheet
19:32:35: <VivaLaVoeckler> what bout FMV and Dani Di Longo?
19:32:46: <SandinistaToFinishARace> How are the Sandinista duo doing?
19:32:47: <Salamander> :(
19:33:00: <Salamander> where is zaugg then?
19:33:06: <RMCFeed> di Longo retired
19:33:12: <RMCFeed> FMV is 9th
19:33:18: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> I think she had to make a pit stop
19:33:27: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> after derping and losing her front wing
19:33:32: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> There better be finishers to this damn thing :p
19:33:37: <RMCFeed> Graham 11th, Arthurs 12th
19:33:55: <RMCFeed> Zaugg is currently second
19:34:43: <Salamander> oh well
19:34:53: <Salamander> i wont be too displeased if zaugg wins the title
19:34:54: <VivaLaVoeckler> hahahaha, even with a fucked engine, JEV is still faster than Zaugg :P
19:34:54: <SandinistaToFinishARace> So Zauggwinslol is likely to continue when JEV's engine finally blows.
19:35:01: <USDLife> Winton and Stokins?
19:35:13: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Winton is out iirc
19:35:19: <VivaLaVoeckler> is Sunset out too?
19:35:25: <VivaLaVoeckler> he choked again?
19:35:30: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Sunset crashed on the first lap. :P
19:35:38: <RMCFeed> Winton out, Stokins 4th
19:35:39: <USDLife> Damn
19:35:42: <VivaLaVoeckler> hahahaha, what a choker
19:35:56: <RMCFeed> JEV's engine has blown
19:36:10: <VivaLaVoeckler> gawd damn
19:36:27: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> TR : Nat, avoid crashing in JEV please, his engine has died
19:37:09: <RMCFeed> and Nat does the exact opposite :P
19:37:22: <RMCFeed> another Zeroforce front wing for the spectators to collect
19:37:23: <SandinistaToFinishARace> http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130608224604/s4s/images/9/94/Top_lel.jpg
19:37:29: <tristan1117> Are there any Rockets to Russias left?
19:37:42: <RMCFeed> Howard in 7th
19:37:48: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> So, everytime I tell her to not fuck up, she fucks up ? :(
19:37:56: <VivaLaVoeckler> tep lel
19:38:04: <RMCFeed> only 16 cars survived the first four laps
19:38:10: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> May I use reverse psychology ?
19:38:18: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :P
19:38:29: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> But I'm afraid she bins it anyways :P
19:38:51: <SandinistaToFinishARace> How many laps to run, considering this is Macau? :P
19:39:10: <RMCFeed> 24
19:40:09: <USDLife> It's amazing that there's not that much attrition
19:40:18: <RMCFeed> erm
19:40:33: <RMCFeed> 24 cars in four laps :P
19:40:45: <RMCFeed> *retirements
19:40:51: <VivaLaVoeckler> many attritions
19:41:07: <USDLife> That's normal for this series :p
19:41:10: <RMCFeed> Zaugg has changed her front wing again and is leading
19:41:20: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :P
19:41:23: <USDLife> I expected at least 3/4 of the field out already :p
19:42:33: <tristan1117> What series is happening after Life GP ends again?
19:42:38: <RMCFeed> Stokins, van Dycke, Balivernes, Howard, Smith, FMV, Mancini, Graham and Arthurs round up the top 10
19:42:41: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> I think the mighty Matarazzo is still there ?
19:42:45: <tristan1117> By the way, F1RGP2C will be back eventually.
19:42:59: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Axel's new series will replace LGPS tristan1117
19:43:24: <RMCFeed> 'cept Balivernes retires
19:43:36: <tristan1117> And what is Axel's based on?
19:43:41: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> It won't be as good, though]
19:43:48: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> It will never be as good as LGPS
19:44:34: <tristan1117> Never mind I found what it's about.
19:44:49: <RMCFeed> Mighty Matarazzo is 15th and last
19:44:57: <dark77> :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O
19:45:01: <tristan1117> I like the idea, but I'll miss LGPS.
19:45:14: <tristan1117> I'm hoping teams can port themselves over.
19:45:34: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> tristan1117 Expect NERFFOSTERSLEL
19:45:38: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Axel hates Fosters
19:45:56: <tristan1117> He doesn't hate classic punk rock, right?
19:46:10: <tristan1117> Sandinista! and the Rockets will be in trouble
19:46:14: <tristan1117> if he does
19:46:14: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Have they heard of that in Indonesia?
19:46:21: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :P
19:46:40: <Salamander> :P
19:46:43: <Aixata> Axel always chooses the boring series
19:46:55: <RMCFeed> MArky Hopward's car dies
19:46:59: <RMCFeed> Marky Howard*
19:47:07: <Aixata> not excited about Rejects-1, and I'm not at all bothered by the Spa Masters shindig
19:47:28: <tristan1117> no
19:47:29: <Pi3141> I won't take part in Rejects-1. I don't like the idea of making all those cars equal.
19:47:32: <tristan1117> Marky mark.
19:47:41: <tristan1117> There's no upgrades in Rejects-1?
19:47:42: <Salamander> he also has this weird obsession with ronald tenpecost and james generic :/
19:47:48: <tristan1117> I can't go bankrupt?
19:47:52: <tristan1117> I'm in.
19:47:55: <Salamander> even though he didnt even creat those drivers
19:47:56: <SandinistaToFinishARace> I'm in too many series to bother with Rejects-1. :P
19:47:56: <Salamander> lel :P
19:48:20: <tristan1117> I'm in over a dozen series now.
19:48:46: <AllezFMV> tristan1117 that ain't right. When a Life vibrates, it ain't good at all
19:48:51: <Salamander> im pretty sure im in most series these days
19:48:57: <tristan1117> Although the Women's GT cup and Formula Community are totally worth it.
19:49:28: <RMCFeed> van Dycke crashes out while trying to pass Stokins
19:49:36: <RealRacingRoots> ya know what's also totally worth it?
19:49:38: <Pi3141> I think I'm in 10 series or so at the moment.
19:49:40: <RealRacingRoots> FA1L's series
19:49:49: <RMCFeed> race resumes in about 15 minutes
19:49:57: <Pi3141> But some weeks ago I was in over 15 series.
19:50:08: <AllezFMV> I must be in at least 20...
19:50:10: <Salamander> ah yes, that utter trainwreck
19:50:16: <AllezFMV> fingers in ALL the pies!
19:50:42: <Pi3141> Then I realised that I can't follow all of them properly, so I decided to withdraw from some of them.
19:50:49: <Salamander> the wiki page is pretty much the best thing to come out of fa1l's series
19:51:12: <AllezFMV> is it still powered by lel and voeckler?
19:51:27: <tristan1117> I have to try to get back into pi3141 's 70s-80s series.
19:51:38: <tristan1117> After Apollon went bankrupt.
19:51:43: <tristan1117> Or I closed it down.
19:51:50: <Salamander> oh most definitely biscotti
19:51:59: <Cynon> Ash Bridges = Top Lel
19:52:31: <Salamander> so i take it we wont be seeing rhys davies being shit in tmmc then?
19:52:41: <Cynon> Queensland mebbes.
19:52:43: <Cynon> :D
19:52:46: <Cynon> But Ash Bridges...
19:52:46: <tristan1117> My opinions on FA1L are colored by this thread. http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6846#p291597
19:52:47: <Cynon> ...
19:52:48: <Salamander> :D
19:52:52: <Cynon> Alright, let me put it this way.
19:52:58: <Pi3141> You're 3rd in the waiting list, so if one team manager gives his team up, you can have a team.
19:52:58: <Cynon> In a race with the worst NR flagman ever
19:53:05: <Cynon> Ash Bridges caused two wrecks
19:53:05: <tristan1117> Thanks.
19:53:07: <Cynon> in one lap.
19:53:15: <Salamander> yeah
19:53:25: <Salamander> that is pretty much textbook top lel :D
19:53:46: <RealRacingRoots> Rhys will be just Bland, Bridges will be crap
19:53:51: <Cynon> He caused...
19:54:01: <Cynon> 3 of the 5 crashes in the race.
19:54:15: <Salamander> :D
19:54:15: <Cynon> The first two and the last one.
19:54:25: <Cynon> The last one he caused because he was so slow
19:54:30: <Cynon> he couldn't get out of the way quickly enough.
19:54:52: <Cynon> Damn good race thogh
19:54:55: <Cynon> though*
19:55:04: <RealRacingRoots> How many pace cars died?
19:55:07: <tristan1117> Are MrMasaTara and FA1L ever in the chatroom?
19:55:07: <Cynon> 0
19:55:10: <Cynon> Pace car survived.
19:55:10: <RealRacingRoots> :o
19:55:18: <Salamander> tristan1117 nope
19:55:25: <RealRacingRoots> If they did,
19:55:25: <Cynon> But the flagman was obv. drunk
19:55:27: <RealRacingRoots> oh boy
19:55:30: <Cynon> Two wave-offs.
19:55:34: <Cynon> At the start.
19:55:44: <RealRacingRoots> you ean obv. australian
19:55:46: <Salamander> holy shit
19:55:49: <RealRacingRoots> because they're drunk al the time
19:55:51: <Cynon> Second one was after the green game out
19:55:53: <tristan1117> It's only fitting that Roblelmas is leading the GP3 one.
19:55:57: <Cynon> So the race technically started
19:56:05: <Cynon> and right after that, Tenchi trolled THE ENTIRE FIELD.
19:57:08: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> 94 drivers in total have competed in LGPS
19:57:18: <Cynon1> I might give the entire country of Australia ROTR
19:57:19: <tristan1117> Someday, those two will be running in F1RWRS, go_rubens will have more posts than Wizzie, and the world will be irrevocably unblanaced.
19:57:20: <Cynon1> Because;
19:57:24: <Cynon1> Flagman was dumb
19:57:32: <Cynon1> BKR and MRT didn't really do much
19:57:32: <RealRacingRoots> Melrose was bleh
19:57:41: <RealRacingRoots> Troy Adams?
19:57:55: <Cynon1> Troy Adams didn't either
19:58:08: <Salamander> damn, i wish you couldve kept the first race where melrose was like 6th or somethign
19:58:12: <Salamander> *something
19:58:15: <Cynon1> He did get spun early, but he still got his ass firmly handed to him by Kingston
19:58:16: <AllezFMV> when does Benoit Voecklel get another runout in a Tutino?
19:58:24: <Cynon1> Voeckler was in this race
19:58:26: <RealRacingRoots> But NR2k3 decided to troll the lot :P
19:58:28: <Cynon1> He gets screentime.
19:58:33: <AllezFMV> :O
19:58:33: <Cynon1> Actually
19:58:40: <Cynon1> Voeckler was the first car Bridges hit
19:58:43: <AllezFMV> that must mean he got crashed again
19:58:44: <AllezFMV> yup
19:58:46: <Cynon1> and Voeckler goes into rage mode
19:58:47: <AllezFMV> lel
19:58:50: <Salamander> :D
19:58:56: <Cynon1> and runs into Bridges about 30 seconds later
19:58:58: <AllezFMV> no wonder, that moran Bridges hit him, he got whats coming to him :P
19:59:04: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Provisional All-time LGPS Points standings - http://pastebin.com/9NAPWd0E
19:59:06: <AllezFMV> I gotta see the replay of this
19:59:09: <Cynon1> Voeckler spent the rest of the race
19:59:15: <Cynon1> being as courteous a backmarker as possible
19:59:15: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Points from Macau have not been taken into account yet
19:59:28: <RealRacingRoots> :o
19:59:29: <Cynon1> I say as possible because he often got caught by the leaders while racing someone for position
19:59:34: <AllezFMV> so no other hilarity? eh, ok
19:59:36: <RealRacingRoots> >Benoit Voeckler
19:59:40: <Cynon1> That someone was Roger Kendall.
19:59:41: <RealRacingRoots> >Courteous backmarker
19:59:56: <RealRacingRoots> >u srs brah
20:00:04: <Cynon1> Voeckler was beating the third Gessler for most of the race.
20:00:45: <Cynon1> Backmarkers were a problem largely because Calder Park is so fucking narrow
20:00:55: <Cynon1> Seriously, it's really, really narrow for a speedway.
20:01:17: <tristan1117> Nice to see Howard in the top ten of LGPS all-time.
20:01:32: <Cynon1> It's not Darlington-narrow where the racing line is narrow but the track itself is wide
20:01:40: <Cynon1> There's not much space at all.
20:02:01: <Cynon1> So if there is big junk anywhere but the straights
20:02:07: <Cynon1> It's going to be bigger junk
20:02:58: <Cynon1> The beginning of the race is so somical
20:03:00: <Cynon1> comical*
20:03:12: <Cynon1> I might use the music that was used in The World's Greatest Trollcrank
20:03:54: <RealRacingRoots> Only if Davenport won :P
20:04:06: <Cynon1> Davenport was involved in early-race trolling
20:04:11: <Cynon1> He ran a pretty good race actually.
20:04:41: <Cynon1> Basically he threw the dice for track position early and it paid off
20:05:09: <Cynon1> Everyone hoping Carlos Roqueta would be epic shit...
20:05:11: <Salamander> what is it with davenport and actually racing properly lately :p
20:05:14: <Cynon1> ...prepare to be massively disappointed.
20:05:23: <Salamander> its like hes forgotten how to be top lel :p
20:05:39: <Ferrarist> Whoa, Russia's launched an ICBM :o
20:05:44: <Klonomania> lel
20:05:44: <RealRacingRoots> :o
20:05:47: <Cynon1> O_o
20:05:49: <Klonomania> >implying
20:05:56: <Cynon1> At where?
20:05:58: <RealRacingRoots> So what's Nosova doing next season?
20:06:02: <Ferrarist> It's officially a test...but damn! :o
20:06:04: <Cynon1> Lynxe
20:06:08: <RealRacingRoots> ooooooooo
20:06:10: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Fun times. :P
20:06:11: <Cynon1> Because Melanie is off to HWR.
20:06:19: <RealRacingRoots> I'm ok with this
20:06:42: <Salamander> yeah, this is great
20:06:53: <Salamander> means it frees soveral up to go to wernstrom :D :P
20:07:02: <Cynon1> Luciano is going to whoever lands the Lenard.
20:07:05: <RealRacingRoots> http://i.imgur.com/UkomRBz.gif
20:07:23: <Salamander> :(
20:07:25: <Salamander> fair enough
20:07:41: <Ferrarist> Maybe it's time for Rocky VII - Drago's Revenge :D
20:07:52: <Cynon1> Rocky VIII - Carlos Roqueta
20:07:57: <RealRacingRoots> if you can change
20:08:01: <RealRacingRoots> and i can change
20:08:04: <RealRacingRoots> everybody can change
20:08:18: <Cynon1> God dammit that movie
20:08:21: <Cynon1> is so fun
20:08:22: <Ferrarist> *HEEEEEEEEEEART'S ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE, STROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESIREEEEEEEEEEEEE...*
20:08:37: <USDLife> Cold War in the Ring :p
20:08:46: <RealRacingRoots> It's so insane, but I love it.
20:08:55: <Cynon1> My friend Louis asked me what to do about his Russian Blue cat taking over his couch.
20:08:55: <RealRacingRoots> Rocky Balboa climbs a mountian
20:08:57: <RealRacingRoots> Why?
20:09:01: <RealRacingRoots> WHO FUCKING CARES IT'S AWESOME
20:09:11: <Cynon1> I told him to get an American Blue cat and resume the Cold War on the couch.
20:09:11: <USDLife> Well, epic soundtrack at least
20:09:22: <Cynon1> Rocky 4
20:09:23: <Cynon1> Aka
20:09:34: <USDLife> LIVING IN AMERICA!!
20:09:36: <Cynon1> "Why the fuck did that just happen lololol The Movie"
20:09:47: <Ferrarist> Yeah. Instead of the Rocky steps, he climbs up the Rocky Mountains. :D
20:09:58: <USDLife> Wasn't that Rocky V, Cynon?
20:09:59: <Ferrarist> I think James Rolfe said it, when reviewing Rocky IV, but I may be mistaken.
20:10:02: <Cynon1> If there were pink ninjas in that movie...
20:10:08: <Cynon1> it would have only caused mild confusion.
20:10:43: <RealRacingRoots> Real Men like Rocky 4
20:11:17: <Ferrarist> Yeah! *Does Tim Taylor's man grunt*
20:11:44: <Ferrarist> Not to mention: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQvB6OjHOU
20:12:36: <Cynon1> Oh Dolph
20:12:37: <Cynon1> :D
20:13:35: <Ferrarist> Would be awesome if Mikhail Aleshin becomes a championship contender at IndyCar and he said that sentence with regards to his competition for the championship :D
20:13:46: <Cynon1> lolololololol
20:14:02: <Cynon1> It would be better if Petrov came to Indycar and did that
20:14:07: <Cynon1> because Petrov is fucking huge.
20:14:14: <USDLife> And who would carry the US flag? Hinchtown?
20:14:14: <Ferrarist> Petrov's doing DTM this year.
20:14:16: <Cynon1> Yah
20:14:22: <RealRacingRoots> In a Merc
20:14:22: <Cynon1> U.S. Flag?
20:14:23: <SandinistaToFinishARace> http://www.btcc.net/2014/03/04/jack-clarke-joins-the-btcc-with-crabbies-racing/
20:14:23: <Cynon1> Easy, Marco.
20:14:28: <Cynon1> Look at Marco's hair these days.
20:14:35: <USDLife> Lol, no!
20:14:40: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Looks like there's only gonna be one of Mat Jackson and TOC on the BTCC grid this year. :(
20:14:43: <Ferrarist> Marco Andretti - Of Italian-American descent, just like Stallone :D
20:14:47: <Cynon1> Yes.
20:14:50: <Cynon1> Not only that
20:14:54: <Cynon1> Marco had his best season ever.
20:15:07: <USDLife> The problem is, he would be beaten to death Apollo Creed style :p
20:15:07: <Cynon1> http://digbza2f4g9qo.cloudfront.net/~/media/IndyCar/Drivers/2012/IZOD-IndyCar-Series/headshot/Andretti-Profile.jpg?h=112&w=160&vs=1&d=20140222T125842
20:15:12: <Ferrarist> This year's Indy 500 should be epic :D
20:15:27: <Cynon1> One of my coworkers went to Houston
20:15:34: <Cynon1> and on Day 1 sat where Dario's career ended.
20:15:35: <RMCFeed> 7back
20:15:37: <USDLife> It's shame the plan tu run Alex Zanardi last year ended in naught
20:15:40: <USDLife> *to
20:15:41: <Cynon1> Day 2 he was somewhere else
20:15:48: <RMCFeed> right
20:15:52: <AllezFMV> well, at least Lea Wood finally gets an NGTC car
20:15:56: <Cynon1> Kurt Busch will be at the 500
20:15:58: <RMCFeed> can we get some ordnung here again? :P
20:16:02: <Cynon1> Which is nice
20:16:07: <USDLife> I believe he deserves a run for the Indy 500
20:16:07: <Ferrarist> Indeed
20:16:12: <Ferrarist> Too bad he didn't bring Kyle along :D
20:16:18: <Cynon1> Kurt has bigger nuts than Kyle.
20:16:22: <USDLife> The last crown for the great champion of champions
20:16:41: <Aixata> We SHALL have order. Blessed be the regulations.
20:16:44: <Cynon1> Kurt Busch tested a Champ Car in 2002
20:16:54: <USDLife> Kurt will do the same he does all weekends at NASCAR: whine :p
20:16:58: <Cynon1> and in 15 minutes he was already faster than Patrick Lemarie. :P
20:17:02: <Ferrarist> In fact, Indy should award a spot at the Indy 500 for the reigning NASCAR Sprint Cup champion, like the ACO awarding an automatic entry to the WEC winner.
20:17:04: <Cynon1> No, Kurt does not whine.
20:17:05: <Ferrarist> *to
20:17:08: <Cynon1> Kurt RAGES.
20:17:22: <Cynon1> Kurt Busch rage should only be done with caps lock on.
20:17:38: <Cynon1> Because he's turned himself into a cartoon character with it and he's fully aware of it. :D
20:17:56: <USDLife> But well, If smoke could run in the IRL, anyone in the NASCAR field can :p
20:18:06: <Cynon1> This isn't the IRL anymore. :P
20:18:22: <Cynon1> There's more than 3 or 4 good drivers in it.
20:18:22: <Ferrarist> Still, IndyCar needs more NASCAR people, even if it's just a one-off at Indy.
20:18:27: <Cynon1> Right
20:18:42: <USDLife> Dale Jr :o
20:18:46: <Ferrarist> Nah
20:18:50: <Salamander> lol no
20:18:53: <Cynon1> Dale Jr doesnt have the talent to
20:18:57: <Ferrarist> I think Tony Stewart should lose some weight and try the 500 one more time.
20:19:11: <USDLife> Don't start with the Danicamania BS
20:19:13: <Salamander> nah
20:19:30: <USDLife> Kevin Harvick?
20:19:31: <Ferrarist> I also think that Jeff Gordon should at least run the Indy 500 once. After all, he's won multiple USAC titles and his departure to NASCAR was one of the reasons for the launch of the IRL in the first place!
20:19:38: <Cynon1> Jeff Gordon is too old.
20:19:42: <Salamander> yeah
20:19:47: <Ferrarist> Not as old as Mario on his last 500
20:19:54: <seedstriker> Wonder Man will retire at the end of the year
20:19:58: <Cynon1> Not this year.
20:20:05: <AllezFMV> Jeff G shoulda done Indy years back
20:20:14: <Ferrarist> Mario Andretti racing at 54 (?) is always the benchmark for "older" drivers that do the 500.
20:20:24: <Cynon1> A.J. Foyt didn't hang it up until...
20:20:28: <Cynon1> uh, 57?
20:20:37: <seedstriker> Which NASCAR drivers had single seater pasts?
20:20:43: <Cynon1> Tim Richmond
20:20:45: <seedstriker> JJ?
20:20:46: <Ferrarist> I'd also like to see Jimmie Johnson in the 500, just to see if he can handle a car well that isn't prepared by Hendrick.
20:20:46: <Cynon1> Robby Gordon
20:20:51: <Cynon1> JJ Yeley
20:20:55: <Cynon1> Greg Biffle
20:20:55: <Ferrarist> John Andretti
20:20:59: <RMCFeed> oh, Zaugg loses her front wing again
20:21:06: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> meh...
20:21:11: <Salamander> wait, biffle?
20:21:13: <Salamander> really? :o
20:21:17: <Cynon1> Ya, Biffle ran in Formula Fords.
20:21:19: <Salamander> oh, also, jerry nadeau
20:21:32: <Cynon1> Jerry Overrateau
20:21:35: <Cynon1> Excuse me
20:21:37: <Cynon1> Nadeau*
20:21:40: <Salamander> :p
20:21:41: <Cynon1> ;)
20:22:37: <Cynon> Steve Park came from open wheel, just not single-seaters. Same with Jimmy Spencer, Nadeau, among others.
20:22:46: <Ferrarist> I'd also like to see some F1 drivers in the 500, but as long as the FIA keeps scheduling the Monaco Grand Prix on Memorial Day, it's utopian.
20:22:48: <Cynon> I'm specifically talking about modifieds.
20:23:02: <RealRacingRoots> the good stuff
20:23:20: <RMCFeed> STOKINS LEADS
20:23:29: <RealRacingRoots> :o
20:23:29: <SandinistaToFinishARace> ffs Freezy Kimi.
20:23:32: <USDLife> Biffle's single seater past must be so obscure for not even be noted in the wiki :o
20:23:32: <Cynon> NASCAR's development ladder is weird.
20:23:37: <Ferrarist> Why?
20:23:49: <Cynon> The best driver on their way up
20:23:53: <Cynon> is a Mexican guy.
20:23:59: <Cynon> Daniel Suarez.
20:24:03: <Ferrarist> You do dirt ovals, then enter either the NASCAR East or West series, then Trucks, Nationwide and then you arrive in the Cup series.
20:24:14: <SandinistaToFinishARace> I tweet about the Motorbase seat being taken by Jack Clarke, and he immediately asks me if I know what Mat Jackson is doing in the BTCC this season.
20:24:24: <SandinistaToFinishARace> As if I'm some sort of fountain of knowledge. :P
20:24:28: <Cynon> Suarez runs the Mexican series, East, and West.
20:24:33: <USDLife> HELL YEAH!
20:24:36: <Klonomania> but you are
20:24:45: <RMCFeed> Dave Smith's engine says bye bye
20:25:37: <Cynon> afk
20:26:46: <Aixata> he keeps tweeting to you, bro
20:27:01: <Takagi_ftw> Block him :P
20:27:15: <SandinistaToFinishARace> I'm following him for the lel, which is lacking somewhat. :/ :P
20:27:18: <RMCFeed> Zaugg retakes the lead in Mandarin Bend
20:27:23: <RealRacingRoots> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c3Y2i-1mD0
20:27:37: <Aixata> I bet his feed is just well boring
20:28:11: <Takagi_ftw> Wait, what's your twitter name? I'll give you a quick follow there
20:28:21: <Ferrarist> RRR: The funny part is, Carl Weathers infuriated most of the cast with his behaviour. So much, that there was much rejoicing when Lundgren punched the fuck out of him :D
20:28:59: <SandinistaToFinishARace> https://twitter.com/LaineTisdall95
20:29:01: <SandinistaToFinishARace> That's me.
20:29:15: <SandinistaToFinishARace> AKA the most uniteresting person on Twitter. :P
20:29:20: <SandinistaToFinishARace> *uninteresting
20:29:26: <Aixata> hey, I beat you there
20:29:36: <Aixata> mainly because I rarely tweet
20:29:43: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :P
20:29:47: <SandinistaToFinishARace> https://twitter.com/SuperAlexKart
20:29:51: <SandinistaToFinishARace> That's Freezy Kimi
20:29:58: <RMCFeed> kek
20:30:06: <RMCFeed> Zaugg chokes her front wing away again
20:30:11: <SandinistaToFinishARace> http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130608224604/s4s/images/9/94/Top_lel.jpg
20:30:13: <Aixata> I am not surprised
20:30:14: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> ... ffs
20:30:30: <RealRacingRoots> https://twitter.com/RealRacingRoots
20:30:33: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> "F1 Fanatic Lovely Guy Banana Milkshake's number 1 fan"
20:30:49: <Aixata> I thought he'd look like that...although I misjudged what lelmas looked like
20:30:50: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit
20:30:54: <Aixata> I thought he'd be fatter
20:31:11: <dark77> https://twitter.com/DarkApprentice7/ :P
20:31:25: <Aixata> everyone's linking Twitter accounts, so fuck it
20:31:26: <Aixata> https://twitter.com/JakeyyBL
20:31:38: <Aixata> I'm bad at following people though, such is life
20:31:38: <SandinistaToFinishARace> So are we all whoring ourselves for more followers tonight or something? :P
20:31:52: <Aixata> not as such, no
20:31:54: <RealRacingRoots> You jealous or something?
20:31:57: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> After Trent? , here comes John? :P
20:32:05: <RealRacingRoots> Yiss.
20:32:13: <RealRacingRoots> It's a joke with some real life friends
20:32:17: <SandinistaToFinishARace> How the feck has Dark77 got Yvan Muller following him? :P
20:32:33: <RMCFeed> https://twitter.com/Nuppiz :P
20:33:11: <Takagi_ftw> Because I could with more followers, I'm @EdwardFoster169 on it :P
20:33:30: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> More importantly, Ataxia's photoshop got a retweet from Bottas :p
20:33:54: <Klonomania> @RealLennart is my account - but it takes the crown of most boring twitter account ever :p
20:34:07: <Takagi_ftw> I got a retweet by QPR if anyone cares :P
20:35:14: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> I wonder if Reb Lel is on twitter :p
20:36:05: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Just scrolling down Freezy kimi's twitter, as you do, when I find this gem
20:36:09: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> "I wish I could do an F1 Degree. I'd get A* across the board"
20:36:20: <Klonomania> Watching RAW
20:36:21: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Maybe a degree in arrogance would suffice? :p
20:36:26: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :P
20:36:34: <Klonomania> #ThankYouBasedHeyman
20:36:40: <SandinistaToFinishARace> I hear WWE trolled all the fans last night. :P
20:36:41: <RealRacingRoots> Klonomania, do you want me to save 2 and a half hours of your life.
20:36:47: <RealRacingRoots> You're watching the best bit or Raw
20:37:05: <Klonomania> then i'll just skip through the restz
20:37:08: <Klonomania> *rest
20:37:11: <RMCFeed> Arthurs chokes away his front wing
20:37:13: <Klonomania> ... like I usually do :D
20:37:22: <RMCFeed> Jericho chokes away his front wheel :P
20:37:22: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Jeez What's the fuss over Lizzy Yarnold winning Gold? She's the number 1 athlete who won 4 races in the world cup. It's just another win
20:37:26: <RealRacingRoots> Unless you want to watch Shield/Wyatt
20:37:36: <SandinistaToFinishARace> More evidence of Freezy Kimi wanting to be German. :P
20:37:58: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> "Tomorrow with £45 I'm going to spend spend spend"
20:38:34: <Takagi_ftw> Woooo, 95 followers :D I'm going up in the world here :P
20:39:37: <Takagi_ftw> I do apologise EastLondoner, most of the stuff I tweet is in jokes or whatever :L hence, my twitter will look like total shit to you :P
20:40:40: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Has Zaugg crashed out yet?
20:40:56: <RMCFeed> no, she's reeling in the difference to Stokins
20:41:13: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Feck
20:41:30: <RMCFeed> ten cars still running
20:41:39: <RMCFeed> among them The Mighty Matarazzo
20:41:47: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> :D
20:41:59: <SandinistaToFinishARace> And both Sandinistas. :P :D
20:42:32: <RMCFeed> Stokins, Zaugg, FMV, Mancini, Graham, Gunnarsdottir, do Nascimento, Sun, Arthurs, Matarazzo
20:42:42: <RMCFeed> 11 laps to go
20:43:14: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Just got to hope Zaugg goes BOOOM or crashes with Stokins
20:43:28: <Takagi_ftw> Pi, do you intend on running Pereira in the RDS next year? My driver choices in RDS and Lupo revolve around him know
20:43:37: <Takagi_ftw> *now
20:44:12: <RMCFeed> ooooh
20:44:25: <RMCFeed> Zaugg overtakes Stokins in the Melco hairpin!
20:44:27: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :O
20:44:30: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :D
20:44:34: <RMCFeed> wheel to wheel action
20:44:57: <SandinistaToFinishARace> How many laps until LGPS dies forever?
20:45:03: <RMCFeed> 10
20:47:39: <Takagi_ftw> Oh, Pi's not here, whoops
20:47:42: <RMCFeed> Zaugg pulled a six-second gap to Stokins in just one lap
20:47:57: <RMCFeed> NOOOO!
20:48:07: <RMCFeed> THE MIGHTY MATARAZZO HAS FALLEN!
20:48:18: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Nvr5get
20:48:32: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Hmmmm http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/112751?source=mostpopular
20:49:53: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> Aw, I so wanted Matarazzo to score a point :|
20:52:03: <RMCFeed> ZAUGG
20:52:09: <RMCFeed> SHE CHOKES TERMINALLY
20:52:10: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :O
20:52:19: <Aixata> I bet she does...
20:52:25: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Oh lordy
20:52:34: <RMCFeed> the rear wing is off!
20:52:35: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> :o
20:52:38: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> YES!
20:52:42: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Can she make it back?
20:52:43: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> YES!
20:52:51: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Yes-Signs-Held-By-Fans.gif
20:52:52: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Yes-Signs-Held-By-Fans.gif
20:52:53: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Yes-Signs-Held-By-Fans.gif
20:52:53: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Yes-Signs-Held-By-Fans.gif
20:52:58: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Game over for Zaugg!
20:53:00: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Psta pls
20:53:05: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> FOSTERS CHAMPIONS
20:53:37: <RMCFeed> http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nuppiz
20:53:56: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Hearty congratulations to Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp, and all those at Blokkmonsta, you've been worthy adversaries
20:54:13: <RealRacingRoots> >Blokkmonsta
20:54:18: <RealRacingRoots> >worthy adversaires
20:54:51: <AllezFMV> Stokins-FMV gap?
20:54:55: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> Well, they would be if Sunset was a serial Choker
20:55:04: <AllezFMV> A Voeckler winning the last ever LGPS race? Would be fitting, I feel :D
20:55:11: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> fucking hell :/
20:56:00: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> It's been good to be here, it really has
20:56:02: <USDLife> C'mon, Stokins! Made the dream come true!
20:56:08: <AllezFMV> booooo
20:56:10: <AllezFMV> go FMV!
20:56:11: <AllezFMV> :P
20:56:12: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> To retain the title is just fantastic :D
20:56:39: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> I won't lie, I'm disappointed
20:57:02: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> I'll be honest, I thought Zaugg had it all sealed up
20:58:44: <RMCFeed> Arthurs crashes out as well
20:58:53: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Fack
20:58:54: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :|
20:59:01: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> And with that, she doesn't even get second in the championship
20:59:05: <RMCFeed> Graham is without a front wing
20:59:25: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :|
21:01:30: <RMCFeed> drops down to 6th after the pitstop
21:02:19: <RMCFeed> Stokins, FMV, Mancini, Gunnarsdottir, do Nascimento, Graham, Sun
21:02:27: <RMCFeed> six laps to go
21:02:44: <AllezFMV> RMCFeed, how far behind Stokins is FMV?
21:02:48: <USDLife> The longest 6 laps of USD life...
21:02:50: <USDLife> :o
21:02:57: <RMCFeed> too far behind to catch him at this rate
21:03:17: <RealRacingRoots> Until 2016 USDLife :P
21:03:46: <USDLife> Yes, indeed RRR
21:03:52: <DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp> >inb4 USD nerf LOL ;)
21:04:21: <RMCFeed> DO NASCIMENTO!
21:04:44: <RMCFeed> she gets rolled over by Stokins while being lapped!
21:05:02: <RMCFeed> and now acts as blockage after the Melco hairpin!
21:05:55: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :O
21:06:40: <USDLife> Oh, no...
21:06:57: <RMCFeed> the safety car is deplyoed to take care of that
21:07:02: <RMCFeed> deployed
21:07:17: <USDLife> End in yellow, end in yellow...
21:07:22: <USDLife> Please...
21:07:50: <RMCFeed> Voeckler has a gearbox problem
21:08:53: <Klonomania> >dat Steph YES at the end
21:08:59: <Klonomania> delish heel work
21:09:40: <AllezFMV> :(
21:10:26: <RMCFeed> WTF
21:10:40: <RMCFeed> do Nascimento was put back on her wheels by the safety car
21:11:08: <Klonomania> the good thing is now we have Chicago behind us and won't deal with idiots chanting CM Punk anymore
21:11:13: <RMCFeed> she proceeds to drive in the wrong direction, eventually head-on colliding with Voeckler
21:11:18: <SandinistaToFinishARace> TOP KEK
21:11:21: <SandinistaToFinishARace> http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130608224604/s4s/images/9/94/Top_lel.jpg
21:11:22: <AllezFMV> .................!!!!
21:11:28: <RMCFeed> and Voeckler sinks to the ground O_o
21:11:36: <SandinistaToFinishARace> TOP FUCKING KEK
21:11:37: <USDLife> The Lelmas Award is for...
21:11:40: <USDLife> :p
21:12:50: <AllezFMV> Do Nascimento....TIME TO DIE
21:12:53: <RMCFeed> fuck it, I'm red flagging this shit :P
21:12:59: <SandinistaToFinishARace> NOOOO!
21:13:03: <AllezFMV> this is like
21:13:06: <AllezFMV> Kawartha all over again
21:13:12: <Klonomania> SandinistaToFinishARace, i feel you
21:13:15: <Klonomania> aerond entering is horrible
21:13:15: <SandinistaToFinishARace> Don't red flag it, when there's more top lel waiting to happen.
21:13:16: <Klonomania> :p
21:13:16: <AllezFMV> Voeckler gon joined NASA too?
21:13:21: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :P
21:13:29: <RMCFeed> I just managed to put the safety car into a position that is not good for the prospects of this race
21:13:51: <RMCFeed> i.e upside down in the middle of the narrowest part of the track
21:13:56: <USDLife> Results for the lap before, then?
21:13:57: <SandinistaToFinishARace> :P
21:14:03: <AKA-TheOverlord> Klonomania u said why?
21:14:19: <SandinistaToFinishARace> BUT, Graham finally finishes a race! :D
21:14:23: <AKA-TheOverlord> Conspiring against F1RWRS??
21:14:40: <Klonomania> ... conspiring is hardly the term i'd use for it
21:14:54: <AKA-TheOverlord> Bitching?
21:14:57: <RMCFeed> 19 out of 24 laps is enough for 75%, so full points are awarded
21:15:01: <Klonomania> yeah, that's more like it
21:15:03: <AKA-TheOverlord> :p
21:15:03: <Klonomania> I am a bitch
21:15:04: <WestLondoner> And LGPS is ded
21:15:10: <WestLondoner> rip in peace
21:15:12: <RMCFeed> LGPS dies in a red flaf
21:15:15: <RMCFeed> flag
21:15:21: <RMCFeed> how fitting
21:15:23: <AllezFMV> seems appropriate
21:15:30: <Rated> :[
21:15:39: <AllezFMV> if it ended in a red flat with someone ded, it'd have been even more fitting
21:15:39: <RMCFeed> Winner: W. A. Stokins, 19/24 laps
21:15:47: <AllezFMV> unfortunately though, FMV can't be killed ded
21:15:59: <AllezFMV> he exists later in the canon, that'd be complicated to explain :P
21:15:59: <RMCFeed> second, Frederic-Maxime Voeckler
21:16:01: <AKA-TheOverlord> Well, anyway, I like to read people bitching against F1RWRS
21:16:06: <AKA-TheOverlord> So you can keep on with it
21:16:11: <AllezFMV> indeed he does
21:16:11: <RMCFeed> third, Alessandro Mancini
21:16:14: <AllezFMV> it fuels his fire
21:16:14: <AKA-TheOverlord> It's rather entertaining
21:16:14: <AKA-TheOverlord> :p
21:16:20: <AllezFMV> his fucked up egocentric megalomaniac fire
21:16:21: <AllezFMV> :P
21:16:30: <USDLife> YES, YES, YES!
21:16:46: <Klonomania> I will - I mean my problems with F1RWRS are known
21:16:57: <Klonomania> so yeah, until that changes I'll continue bitching :D
21:17:01: <RMCFeed> fourth, Anna Gunnarsdottir
21:17:04: <USDLife> A team has ever won a race in their rookie season in the canon?
21:17:14: <Klonomania> Originally Stefan
21:17:22: <Klonomania> but since we changed F1 canon that doesn't apply anymore :D
21:17:23: <RMCFeed> fifth, Rachel Graham
21:17:28: <RMCFeed> sixth, Sam Sun
21:17:36: <RMCFeed> seventh, Cleide do Nascimento
21:17:44: <USDLife> Well, the honor is for USD, then :o
21:17:45: <AKA-TheOverlord> Klonomania can you bullet point your problems with F1RWRS?
21:17:54: WestLondoner gets the popcorn ready
21:17:56: <Klonomania> sure
21:18:02: WestLondoner starts distributing popcorn
21:18:09: DaviesFor1993LGPSchamp steals some of that glorious popped corn
21:18:33: <RMCFeed> https://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/p7/3fk/de4r/500662/1383811401.gif
21:18:44: <Klonomania> - Lack of protection for unpopular users: that stuff that was pulled off with Dofasco is simply unacceptable
21:18:58: <LongLiveLGPS> -Acceptable? No
21:19:02: <LongLiveLGPS> -Funnt?Yes
21:19:07: <Klonomania> Not to me
21:19:08: <Klonomania> anyway
21:19:10: <LongLiveLGPS> *Funny, that is :p
21:19:21: <AKA-TheOverlord> Klonomania but that's because your german
21:19:22: <AKA-TheOverlord> :p
21:19:44: <Klonomania> - Too breakable: since 2013 not a single bloody season went down to the wire and I don't expect any of the upcoming seasons to do that
21:19:53: <Klonomania> *to change that
21:20:28: <Klonomania> My final bullet point - although that one is at best a minor annoyance compared to the last two
21:20:52: <Klonomania> on the other hand
21:20:57: <AKA-TheOverlord> - Mmmmh, 2014 almost went down the wire, I'm always working to make the competition more equal and you can't argue against that
21:21:30: <AKA-TheOverlord> 2015 was looking good until Rhys Davies left for Jones
21:21:39: <AKA-TheOverlord> If he stayed in MRT it'd have gone down the wire
21:22:22: <Klonomania> well, working and succeeding are two different things - but I'll give you that it is not easy (although a limit of at least 8000 car failure probability could have easily prevented 2016)
21:22:52: <AKA-TheOverlord> Yeah, but 8000 is too high
21:23:02: <AKA-TheOverlord> and wait until all teams make transition to new chassises
21:23:12: <AKA-TheOverlord> Which will most likely be next season for most teams
21:23:28: <AKA-TheOverlord> Since the new chassis building rules were created to reduce reliability
21:23:51: <LongLiveLGPS> But then that will create a LGPS-esque atmosphere, surely
21:24:21: <Klonomania> Well, anyway the third bullet point would be Mark Dagnall but I am not interested in that discussion *again* - so yeah, my only real problem and the reason I am keeping most of my guys out of F1RWRS is the first bullet point
21:24:24: <LongLiveLGPS> The problem for 2016 was the Jones was overly reliable, and the other competitive cars were unbelievably unreliable
21:24:40: <Klonomania> in the end, rules have to apply to everyone equally and should not allow screwing over unpopular teams
21:24:43: <RMCFeed> FL: Natascha Zaugg, 2:10.756 on lap 16
21:24:50: <RMCFeed> ROTR: Cleide do Nascimento