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Raiding with Aralvas

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  1. Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS STARTS WITH A BIG AOE SWIRL. LIKE THE BULLIES DID TO YOU IN HIGHSCHOOL. EXCEPT INSTEAD OF SHAME YOU JUST DIE
  2. Aralvas-TheScryers: DONT STAND IN THAT MMMKAY
  3. Abracadabrà-Area52: k
  4. Aralvas-TheScryers: THE OTHER BITCH BLOWS TORNADOS. THEY KNOCK YOU UP, AND NOT IN THE 'TEEN MOM MTV' KIND OF WAY
  5. Abracadabrà-Area52: yep
  6. Aralvas-TheScryers: SO GTFO THE WAY OF THEM
  7. Aralvas-TheScryers: NEXT
  8. Aralvas-TheScryers: GREEN SHIT
  9. Aralvas-TheScryers: DONT STAND IN IT
  10. Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL IT
  11. Aralvas-TheScryers: SIMPLE
  12. Aralvas-TheScryers: OH AND IF YOU GET TOXIC STREAM ON YOU RUN AWAY FROM THE RAID. IT TARGETS YOU IN A LINE. ALTHOUGH ITS FUNNY TO KILL YOUR RAIDMEMBERS ITS COUNTERPRODCTIVE TO GETTING LOOTS
  13. Aralvas-TheScryers: SO RANGED KILL THE SLIMES
  14. Aralvas-TheScryers: NEXT
  15. Aralvas-TheScryers: HE SUMMONS A CONGA LINE OF ELEMENTALS. GTFO THOSE ELEMENTALS OR THEY WILL TAKE TURNS KICKING YOUR ASS
  16. Aralvas-TheScryers: BIG FIRE CIRCLES, DONT STAND IN THEM, AGAIN RAIDING 101 MAGGOTS
  17. Aralvas-TheScryers: FINALLY THEY BLOODLUST AT 20%. WE DON'T JUST TAKE THAT SHIT LYING DOWN, WE BLOODLUST THEM BACK. SHOW THOSE FUCKERS WHO'S THE REAL BILL COSBY UP IN THIS BITCH
  18. Aralvas-TheScryers: THESE FAT SHITS SHARE HEALTH SO FEEL FREE TO SERVE THEM BOTH A PLATE OF YOUR BEST DOTS. I'M SURE THEY'LL LOVE IT
  19. Aralvas-TheScryers: I BELIEVE I EXPLAINED THIS FIGHT WAS NO JOKE. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? NOT YOU. YOU'RE DEAD.
  20. Aralvas-TheScryers: SO NOW THAT YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THE BASIC FIGHT MECHANICS, LETS DISCUSS STRATEGY. SHIT BE SIMPLE AND CLEAN AS THE WAY THAT I'M MAKING YOU FEEL TONIGHT. KEEP THOSE SALTY FUCKS TOGETHER FOR CLEAVE, AND MOVE THEM AROUND THIS AREA IN A CIRLCE
  21. Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS PREVENTS THEIR TOXIC DOGSHIT FROM BECOMING A PUBLIC NUSICANCE AND WIPING US
  22. Aralvas-TheScryers: THE GOAL HERE IS TO MOVE THEM IN A CIRCLE. THIS IS GEOMETRY. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS. BLUE TO GREEN TO PURPLE TO RED TO YELLOW TO BLUE TO DEAD BOSS.
  23. Aralvas-TheScryers: REPEAT AS NECESSARY
  24. Abracadabrà-Area52: Maggots its called a cirlce! 360 degrees!
  25. Aralvas-TheScryers: THE MORE POINTS YOU HAVE THE MORE ACCURATE YOU CAN BE. LOOK AT N64 GAMES POLYGONS. THEY GOT MORE CIRCULAR AS TIME WENT ON WITH MORE POLYGONS. TLDR FUCK YOU\
  26. Aralvas-TheScryers: feel free to go a little slower point to point cowboy. need to make sure the first shit despawns first
  27. Aralvas-TheScryers: this is a circle not connect the dots
  28. Aralvas-TheScryers: RUN AROUND THE ELEMENTAL CONGA LINE THEY WILL KICK YOUR SHIT IN
  29. Aralvas-TheScryers: FIFTEEN PERCENT MAGGOTS.
  30. Abracadabrà-Area52: Murica !!!!!
  31. Abracadabrà-Area52: Maggots you got this !!!!
  32. Aralvas-TheScryers: AOE THE GODDAMN SLIMES BEFORE THEY DIGEST YOUR CHANCE AT LOOT
  33. Aralvas-TheScryers: ITS OKAY MAGGOTS. THANKS TO THE PATENT-PENDING FAILBUFF SYSTEM YOU TOO CAN TASTE THE SWEET NECTAR OF VICTORY
  34. Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: ya gotta stay out of shit
  35. Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: like I tanked the boss for a min and still stayed alive you can all stay alive by staying out of shit :D
  36. Abracadabrà-Area52: TELL me when to LUST
  37. Aralvas-TheScryers: DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT LUST, LET ME WORRY ABOUT BLANK
  38. Abracadabrà-Area52: GOT IT
  39. Aralvas-TheScryers: BUT SRSLY I HAVE A POCKET BLOODLUST TEAMMATE IN THE RAID.
  40. Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOT TANKS, LISTEN UP. THE POINTS ARE SUGGESTIONS, NOT DEMANDS. YOU DO NOT NEED TO PLAY CONNECT THE DOTS, FOLLOW THE PATH BETWEEN THEM JUST ENOUGH THAT YOU DON'T LEAVE US SITTING IN THE SHIT
  41. Aralvas-TheScryers: IF YOU GET THAT SLIME SPEW ON YOU, RUN AROUND, AWAY FROM YOUR RAID MEMBERS, ACID RAIN IS NOT FUNNY.
  42. Aralvas-TheScryers: OKAY
  43. Aralvas-TheScryers: ITS A LITTLE FUNNY
  44. Aralvas-TheScryers: LIKE THE MIDGET CLOWN THAT VISITS ME IN MY DREAMS
  45. Abracadabrà-Area52: dude im a midget so offensive and a clown
  46. Aralvas-TheScryers: I LIKE YOU MAGGOT. YOU GET A PROMOTION
  47. Aralvas-TheScryers: THEN A DEMOTION BECAUSE YOU TALKED BACK TO ME
  48. Aralvas-TheScryers: GO HAM, MAGGOTS
  49. Aralvas-TheScryers: NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER.
  50. Aralvas-TheScryers: 8% maggots. there's enough of you alive to make this work.
  51. Aralvas-TheScryers: 5%
  52. Aralvas-TheScryers: WELL DONE MAGGOTS.
  53. Aralvas-TheScryers: i'm a chick, lol
  54. Aralvas-TheScryers: AND WE STILL HAVE NAZGRIM
  55. Aralvas-TheScryers: YES MAGGOT, THERE IS MORE
  56. Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: brb I have to pee
  57. Abracadabrà-Area52: Bone-Inlaid Sandals Toxic Tornado Treads which one
  58. Aralvas-TheScryers: YOUR BUTTHOLE IS NOT DONE BEING EXPLORED BY BOSSES. THERE IS YET ANOTHER
  59. Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS BOSS IS BEST DESCRIBED BY COMPARING IT TO YOUR SEX LIFE. THAT IS TO SAY, A THREE PHASE ENCOUNTER, MAGGOT.
  60. Aralvas-TheScryers: PHASE ONE - BATTLE STANCE. THIS IS WHERE YOU FLIRT WITH THE BOSS AND TRY TO MAKE HIM LIKE YOU. JUST KIDDING, PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK. BUT NOT TOO HARD, SAVE THAT FOR LATER. FOREPLAY MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT
  61. Aralvas-TheScryers: THEN THE REAL ACTION HAPPENS IN PHASE TWO. THIS IS WHERE YOU STICK IT IN. YOUR DPS INTO HIS GLISTENING, TENDER EYE. BROWN EYE. WHAT YOU THOUGHT I'D SKIP A CHANCE FOR ANOTHER ANAL SEX JOKE?
  62. Aralvas-TheScryers: FAT FUCKING CHANCE.
  63. Aralvas-TheScryers: BERSERKER PHASE IS PHASE TWO. HE TAKES INCREASED DAMAGE. THIS IS WHERE YOU STICK YOUR BLOODLUST AND COOLDOWNS. MELT HIM. BUT KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN MAGGOT OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE MORE HATED THAN THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PROTESTING A
  64. Aralvas-TheScryers: PUREHEARTED LITTLE CHILDS FUNERAL
  65. Abracadabrà-Area52: damn it stood in shit
  66. Abracadabrà-Area52: everyone is welcome to tbag the mage
  67. Aralvas-TheScryers: THAT IS BECAUSE PHASE THREE IS WHERE WE CAN BE WIPED. BADLY. HE GOES INTO DEFENESIVE STANCE. THIS IS WHERE THE METAPHOR GETS A LITTLE TOO REAL. IF YOU CONTINUE TO POKE HIM, HE GAINS RAGE. MUCH LIKE YOUR TIRED BOYFRIEND FALLING ASLEEP ATOP YOU.
  68. Aralvas-TheScryers: IF HE GETS POKED IN THIS PHASE HE WILL GAIN RAGE AND TENDERIZE US
  69. Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP -ALLLLLLLL- DPS DURING THIS PHASE OR WE WILL DIE
  70. Aralvas-TheScryers: I WAS GETTING THERE MAGGOT.
  71. Aralvas-TheScryers: HE HAS ABILITIES AND ADDS. THEY ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN KILLING HIM
  72. Aralvas-TheScryers: HE DROPS A BANNER. KILL THE BANNER OR HE KILLS US
  73. Aralvas-TheScryers: SIMPLE
  74. Aralvas-TheScryers: HE SUMMONS ADDS. THEY LIKE TO HEAL HIM. I LIKE TO PUNCH THEM IN THE THROAT. YOU SHOULD TOO. IF YOU LIKE LOOT THATIS
  75. Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: I'm going to join your server and follow you around like a groupie whore
  76. Aralvas-TheScryers: ONE OF THE ADDS DOES A WHIRLWIND. IT'S LIKE SITTING IN A BLENDER. DON'T DO IT. UNLESS YOU'RE INTO THAT KIND OF KINKY SHIT. I DONT JUDGE.
  77. Aralvas-TheScryers: GOOD COMMENT. SPEAKING OF GROUPIE WHORES
  78. Aralvas-TheScryers: ONE OF THE ADDS IS AN ASSASSIN. IT PICKS A TARGET AND FOCUSES YOU. EXACTLY LIKE A STALKER, EXCEPT HE WANTS TO KILL YOU INSTEAD OF TAKE CREEPY PICTURES
  79. Aralvas-TheScryers: REGARDLESS OF THE ADDS TENDECIES, IT MUST DIE BEFORE NAZGRIM.
  80. Aralvas-TheScryers: REMEMBER. SOFT, HARD, STOP. REPEAT.
  81. Aralvas-TheScryers: I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SEX METAPHOR
  82. Aralvas-TheScryers: okay
  83. Aralvas-TheScryers: thats the last fight
  84. Aralvas-TheScryers: *takes a breath*
  85. Aralvas-TheScryers: I USED TO NOT GIVE A FUCK. THEN I DRANK A RED BULL. NOW I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK
  86. Aralvas-TheScryers: MUCH LIKE GAMON
  87. Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS NEXT TRASH PULL REQUIRES FINESSE. SOMETHING YOU MAGGOTS ARE NOT YET ACCUSTOMED TO. THESE SHAMANS NEED PULLED BACK ONE AT A TIME SO THEY DON'T HEAL THEMSELVES. DO THIS AND YOU WILL BE HANDSOMELY REWARDED.
  88. Abracadabrà-Area52: rez please
  89. Abracadabrà-Area52: why did i die
  90. Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOTS. THESE WILL NEVER DIE THIS WAY. THEY MUST BE PEELED OFF ONE AT A TIME AND KILLED INDIVIDUALLY. LIKE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS, OR AN ONION
  91. Aralvas-TheScryers: THEY ARE ALL HEALERS, MAGGOTS.
  92. Aralvas-TheScryers: REMEMBER MAGGOTS. THREE PHASES. BATTLE > BERSERKER > DEFENSIVE. SOFT, HARD, STOP
  93. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS > BOSS
  94. Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: hehe
  95. Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP IS NOT A SUGGESTION, EITHER. IF YOU DPS HIM DURING DEFENSIVE STANCE, NOT ONLY ARE YOU BAD, YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED.
  96. Aralvas-TheScryers: GOOD GOING ASSHOLE
  97. Aralvas-TheScryers: DON'T BE THAT PERSON
  98. Aralvas-TheScryers: do not stand in fire, maggots
  99. Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ATTACKING, MAGGOITS
  100. Aralvas-TheScryers: SOME OF YOU ARE STILL GOING HAM. STOP THAT.
  101. Abracadabrà-Area52: damn that axe
  102. Aralvas-TheScryers: he should have never had the rage to cast it but some baddy bad was attacking him in defense stance
  103. Abracadabrà-Area52: first time sorry
  104. Abracadabrà-Area52: feel free to T-BAG at the end
  105. Abracadabrà-Area52: now now
  106. Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: fuck I totally didn't see that spinning axe
  107. Abracadabrà-Area52: yes i learned this morning
  108. Abracadabrà-Area52: yes im a tard
  109. Abracadabrà-Area52: i messed up
  110. Abracadabrà-Area52: kick his ass
  111. Abracadabrà-Area52: kill that piece of crap that likes miley cyrus
  112. Aralvas-TheScryers: defensive stance, maggots. stop dps
  113. Aralvas-TheScryers: focus adds
  114. Aralvas-TheScryers: DEFENSIVE STANCE ENDS, GO HAM AGAIN
  115. Aralvas-TheScryers: KILLING ADDS WAS NOT A SUGGESTION MAGGOTS.
  116. Aralvas-TheScryers: BANNER > WARSHAMAN > SPINNY DICKHEAD > ASSASSIN > NAZGRIM
  117. Aralvas-TheScryers: WRONG DOOR MAGGOT
  118. Aralvas-TheScryers: THERE IS NOW A MARKER INDICATING THE PROPER LOCATION TO BOTH TANK *AND* SPANK THIS BOSS
  119. Aralvas-TheScryers: ITS THEIR FIRST TIME. SOMETHING SOMETHING VIRGIN JOKE. I'M TIRED GIVE ME A BREAK ON THIS ONCE
  120. Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: man my bf is bitching me out for getting killed by an axe.
  121. Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: he's like we don't even get ravagers on heroic blah blah lbah
  122. Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: take me away from this aralvas
  123. Aralvas-TheScryers: LIKE I SAID. HE SHOULD NOT EVER HAVE THE RAGE TO CAST RAVAGERS.
  124. Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: lol
  125. Aralvas-TheScryers: HE ONLY CASTS IT AT 100 RAGE. HE USUALLY BURNS THE RAGE OFF ON LESS POWERFUL SPELLS. LIKE 'GIVE FLOWERS' AND 'CHARGE'
  126. Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: he just said EXACTLY, that guy gets it
  127. Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: and now he wants to suck your penis
  128. Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: he asks if I can make this happen
  129. Aralvas-TheScryers: MUCH LIKE YOU, YOUR PET IS A RETARD. SET IT ON 'STOP' WHEN DEFENSIVE STANCE HAPPENS
  130. Aralvas-TheScryers: I KNOW THIS IS ASKING A LOT
  131. Aralvas-TheScryers: BUT STOP ALL DPS
  132. Aralvas-TheScryers: IN DEFENSIVE MODE.
  133. Aralvas-TheScryers: KTHX
  134. Aralvas-TheScryers: THE THREE PHASES LAST ABOUT 30 SECONDS EACH. I WILL YELL LOUDLY EVERY TIME IT SWITCHES.
  135. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS MAGGOTS
  136. Aralvas-TheScryers: FINISH THE ADDS THEN GO HAM ON THE BOS
  137. Aralvas-TheScryers: BANNER
  138. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
  139. Aralvas-TheScryers: stop dps
  140. Aralvas-TheScryers: DEFENSIVE STANCE, STOP DPS, TURN PETS TO PUSSY MODE, STOP DPS STOP DPS
  141. Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOTS, HE WAS STILL IN DEFENSIVE MODE. DID I SAY START DPS? I DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO
  142. Aralvas-TheScryers: HES IN BATTLE NOW GO HAM
  143. Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS
  144. Aralvas-TheScryers: OK MAGGOTS. THERE SEEMS TO BE A LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF PRECISELY HOW LONG DEFENSIVE STANCE LASTS. IT LASTS A LONG TIME. A REAL FUCKING LONG TIME
  145. Aralvas-TheScryers: ABOUT A MINUTE, IN TOTAL. WE KILL ADDS, THEN WE LITERALLY SIT HERE AND WAIT. WE DO NOT TOUCH THE BOSS DURING THAT. I WILL CALL OUT WHEN TO START AND WHEN TO STOP
  146. Aralvas-TheScryers: IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH THE BOSS, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL CHOKE A BITCH
  147. Aralvas-TheScryers: I WILL CALL OUT START, STOP, AND WHEN TO BLOW CDS. BUT ALL OF THIS IS IRRELEVANT IF YOU DON'T KILL THE FUCKING ADDS.
  148. Aralvas-TheScryers: WAR SHAMAN MUST DIE. NOT IN FIVE SECONDS, NOT AFTER I TAKE MY DOG OUT, NOW. THE SECOND THEY SPAWN
  149. Aralvas-TheScryers: INTERUPT THEIR CASTS. THERE IS NO GODDAMN EXCUSE TO HAVE 15 DPS ON THE ADD AND NOT A SINGLE INTERUPT GOING OUT. STUNS, KNOCKBACKS, SILENCES, 'FRIDAY' BY REBECCA BLACK, I DONT CARE, SHUT THE SHAMAN UP AND KILL IT
  150. Abracadabrà-Area52: yes but where at
  151. Aralvas-TheScryers: OK MAGGOTS. THE ADDS ALL SPAWN RANDOMLY OUT OF DOORS BACK HERE
  152. Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: lock rocks?
  153. Aralvas-TheScryers: THEY WILL SPAWN IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM. THEY MUST DIE. KILL ORDER IS BANNER > SHAMAN > SPINNY FUCK > ASSASSIN > MAGE
  154. Abracadabrà-Area52: anyone feel like a slave and aralvas is our owner
  155. Aralvas-TheScryers: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, LET A WAR SHAMAN GET CLOSE TO NAZGRIM. HIS SUPPLE BEHIND IS OURS TO PILLAGE.
  156. Abracadabrà-Area52: me too love to be a slave
  157. Aralvas-TheScryers: dps as normal
  158. Aralvas-TheScryers: tank him on blue
  159. Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
  160. Aralvas-TheScryers: BLOW HIM THE FUCK UP
  161. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
  162. Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS, EVERYTHING
  163. Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS. GJ MAGGOTS. NO MORE DPS UNTIL I GIVE THE WORD. KILL ADDS. THATS ALL.
  164. Aralvas-TheScryers: no dps on naz still
  165. Aralvas-TheScryers: warlock, pet on passive please.
  166. Aralvas-TheScryers: DPS RESUME
  167. Aralvas-TheScryers: on boss
  168. Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
  169. Aralvas-TheScryers: ON BOSS
  170. Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
  171. Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS ON BOSS
  172. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS IN NOW
  173. Aralvas-TheScryers: RESUME DPS
  174. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
  175. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
  176. Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP DPS
  177. Aralvas-TheScryers: GET ON ADDS
  178. Aralvas-TheScryers: no more adds,. go fucking ham
  179. Aralvas-TheScryers: GIVE HIM EVERYTHING
  180. Aralvas-TheScryers: OKAY GUYS, A LITTLE LESS FAIL AND A LITTLE MORE WIN. EVERYONER NEEDS TO KILL EVERY ADD. EVERYONE NEEDS THEIR PETS ***OFF*** THE BOSS DURING DEFENSIVE STANCE. WE WILL KILL HIM THIS TIME MAGGOTS.
  181. Abracadabrà-Area52: REALLY
  182. Aralvas-TheScryers: it should never, EVER, be out, maggot.
  183. Aralvas-TheScryers: EVERYONE, EVEN YOU, LAZY, YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT, NEEDS TO SWITCH TO THE ADDS. ITS NOT A GODDAMN SUGGESTION, ITS REQUIRED. THE FAILBUFF IS ONLY NECESSARY BECAUSE SOME AMONG US CAN'T LISTEN
  184. Abracadabrà-Area52: c an i get a rez
  185. Abracadabrà-Area52: please
  186. Aralvas-TheScryers: THE ADDS GO DOWN SUPER FAST WHEN EVERYONE ACTUALLY FOCUSES THEM. AS SOON AS THEY DIE YOU CAN RESUME GOING HAM
  187. Abracadabrà-Area52: aww
  188. Aralvas-TheScryers: IF I SAY STOP DPS ON NAZGRIM THAT DOESNT MEAN 'ITS OK IF ITS JUST ME RIGHT' IT MEANS STOP DPS YOU MOUTHBREATHING CAVEMAN
  189. Aralvas-TheScryers: THAT INCLUDES PETS YOU INBRED FUCK. I KNOW YOU PET CLASS TYPES ARE USED TO THE PET JUST BEING ON AUTOPILOT BUT YOU NEED TO TELL IT TO FUCKING STOP WHEN DEFENSIVE STANCE IS OUT OR IT WILL CAUSE MORE AXES. WE DO NOT WANT THOSE OUT.
  190. Abracadabrà-Area52: you should run for president!!!
  191. Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL ADDS, KILL BANNER, KILL BOSS. SAVE COOLDOWNS UNTIL FIRST BERSERKER STANCE, BECAUSE HE TAKES MORE DAMAGE THAT PHASE.
  192. Abracadabrà-Area52: its like patton on crack
  193. Aralvas-TheScryers: THE BLOODLUST GOES OUT AT THE FIRST BERSERKER PHASE. THIS DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU FROM ADD DUTY.
  194. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
  195. Aralvas-TheScryers: finish adds then go ham on the boss
  196. Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
  197. Aralvas-TheScryers: stop boss dps
  198. Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL BOSS DPS
  199. Aralvas-TheScryers: STILL NO DPS ON BOSS MAGGOTS
  200. Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU MAY RESUME DPS AS OF NAO
  201. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
  202. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS, ALL DPS ON ADDS
  203. Aralvas-TheScryers: MUCH BETTER MAGGOTS
  204. Aralvas-TheScryers: MORE ADDS, ALL DPS, DO YOUR SHIT
  205. Aralvas-TheScryers: all dps STOP ON THE BOSS
  206. Aralvas-TheScryers: ONLY ON ADDS, PETS ON PASSIVE
  207. Aralvas-TheScryers: GJ MAGGOTS. CONTINUE TO DO NOTHING AND WE WILL WIN THIS DEFNESIVE STAGE
  208. Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL ADDS
  209. Aralvas-TheScryers: no dps yet
  210. Aralvas-TheScryers: HOLD... HOLD..... OK REUSMER DPS
  211. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADSD
  212. Aralvas-TheScryers: mother fucking ADDS
  213. Aralvas-TheScryers: MORE ADDS
  214. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
  215. Aralvas-TheScryers: on boss
  216. Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
  217. Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP DPS
  218. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
  219. Aralvas-TheScryers: GET READY TO GO HAM..... NOW
  220. Abracadabrà-Area52: rez me if you can
  221. Aralvas-TheScryers: OR ME
  222. Aralvas-TheScryers: BANNER
  223. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
  224. Abracadabrà-Area52: yep arvalas
  225. Abracadabrà-Area52: wow
  226. Aralvas-TheScryers: IF THE RAID WOULD HAVE TURNED AND KILLED THE LAST SHAMAN WE WOULD HAVE WON
  227. Abracadabrà-Area52: ill leave a better dps will comne
  228. Aralvas-TheScryers: LISTEN UP MAGGOTS. THE REASON WE WIPED ON THAT LAST PHASE IS BECAUSE WE MUST KILL THE SHAMAN IN THAT DESPERATION WAVE OF ADDS.
  229. Abracadabrà-Area52: ill try one more time
  230. Aralvas-TheScryers: THE OTHER ADDS DONT MATTER AS MUCH, WE CAN BURN THE BOSS FINE THEN. BUT IF A SHAMAN GETS IN RANGE OF SNAZZY NAZZY IN THAT LAST BIT OF TIME, WE WONT BE ABLE TO BURN HIM OUT
  231. Aralvas-TheScryers: WHEN THE LAST BURN PHASE HAPPENS, FOCUS ON KILLING THE SHAMAN, THEN GO HAM ON NAZ
  232. Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU CAN IGNORE ALL ADDS BUT THE SHAMAN AND WIN THE BURN PHASE. CAPICE?
  233. Aralvas-TheScryers: we will win this time, maggots.
  234. Aralvas-TheScryers: each pull, you get better and better. at least thats what i choose to believe. pay no mind to the man behind the failbuff
  235. Abracadabrà-Area52: aralvas explain
  236. Abracadabrà-Area52: lets do this !!!!!
  237. Aralvas-TheScryers: OK LISTEN UP PRIVATE. YOU GO INTO THE CAVE LIKE YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE LEVEL 5 AND YOU THOUGHT HUNTERS NEEDED INT
  238. Aralvas-TheScryers: FOLLOW THE LOGICAL PATH
  239. Aralvas-TheScryers: OK SINCE YOU ARE NEW
  240. Aralvas-TheScryers: THREE PHASES. PHASE ONE. DPS SLOW. AND BY SLOW I MEAN FUCKING SLOW
  241. Aralvas-TheScryers: REFERENCES
  242. Aralvas-TheScryers: PHASE TWO, HE TAKES INCREASED DAMAGE. USE PERSONAL COOLDOWNS THEN. THIS MEANS YOU USE YOUR ARMY OF THE DEAD THEN, DKS, NOT ON PULL. GOD DAMN IF I HAD A NICKLE FOR EVERY TIME I SAW THAT TONIGHT I'D HAVE 25 CENTS
  243. Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU'RE DAMN FUCKING RIGHT I AM
  244. Aralvas-TheScryers: PHASE THREE, NEWBIE
  245. Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU STOP ALL DAMAGE
  246. Aralvas-TheScryers: DO NOT TOUCH THE FUCKING BOSS WITH ANYTHING, EVEN YOUR PINKY TOE.
  247. Aralvas-TheScryers: IF ADDS ARE UP, THEY DESERVE ALL YOUR ATTENTION. THEY WORKED HARD AND THEY NEED SOME LOVING. ALSO THEY NEED TO DIE IF WE WANT LOOOT.
  248. Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL THE SHAMAN FIRST, INTERRUPT AND STUN WHEN YOU CAN. ADDS ARE ALWAYS PRIORITY. AS ARE BANNERS. THAT DOESN'T MEAN "I CAN IGNORE IT MYSELF, RIGHT?" IT MEANS FOLLOW THE GODDAMN INSTRUCTIONS FOR ONCE IN YOUR "LOOKING FOR RETARDS' LIFE
  249. Abracadabrà-Area52: why we waiting
  250. Aralvas-TheScryers: SADLY BLIZZARD FAILED TO REALIZE THAT RELEASING FLEX WOULD TAKE (MOST) OF THE COMPETENT PLAYERS FROM LFR, LEAVING LESS PEOPLE TO CARRY THOSE DEVELOPMENTALLY CHALLENGED SORTS THAT WIND UP IN HERE. I'M LOOKING AT YOU MR 'DPSES DEFENSIVE STANCE BOSS'
  251. Aralvas-TheScryers: why bother when lfr loot = thunderforged loot from last tier?
  252. Abracadabrà-Area52: really what we waiting on
  253. Aralvas-TheScryers: another tank
  254. Abracadabrà-Area52: freaking tank
  255. Abracadabrà-Area52: i just got asked if i could tank
  256. Abracadabrà-Area52: im a mage
  257. Abracadabrà-Area52: true not in this though
  258. Aralvas-TheScryers: ok we finally have fresh blood. lets poke nazgrim in the butt butt and take his stuff.
  259. Aralvas-TheScryers: LOTS OF CAPITAL LETTERS AND A DASH OF FAIL
  260. Aralvas-TheScryers: DO YOUR LITTLE TANKSWAP THING. JUST DON'T LET EACH OTHER DIE. THE REST OF THE DPS HERE KNOW WHATS UP BECAUSE I'M SHOUTING IT AT THEM, ALL FIGHT
  261. Aralvas-TheScryers: WE'RE READY TANKS PULL WHENEVER YOU'RE BRAVE
  262. Aralvas-TheScryers: BADDY DKS NEED TO HOLD THEIR ARMIES UNTIL BERSERKER STANCE. LISTEN TO MY WORDS
  263. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS MOTHERFUCKER
  264. Aralvas-TheScryers: TO THE BOSS
  265. Aralvas-TheScryers: PERSONALS GO HAM
  266. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
  267. Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS ON BOSS
  268. Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP STOP STOP
  269. Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGE PET OFF THE BOSS
  270. Aralvas-TheScryers: FOCUS ADDS
  271. Aralvas-TheScryers: DONT DPS BOSS
  272. Aralvas-TheScryers: WAIT FOR MORE ADDS
  273. Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL ADDS THEN RESUME ON BOSS
  274. Aralvas-TheScryers: RANGED BANNER
  275. Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
  276. Aralvas-TheScryers: go ham on boss
  277. Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
  278. Aralvas-TheScryers: banner adds
  279. Aralvas-TheScryers: stop all dps on boss
  280. Aralvas-TheScryers: stop stop stop stop stop
  281. Aralvas-TheScryers: pets off boss
  282. Aralvas-TheScryers: banners and adds only
  283. Aralvas-TheScryers: we are so close comrades
  284. Aralvas-TheScryers: no dps
  285. Aralvas-TheScryers: adds then go back on boss
  286. Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
  287. Aralvas-TheScryers: get the adds
  288. Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
  289. Aralvas-TheScryers: banner then adds
  290. Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP DPS ON BOSS
  291. Aralvas-TheScryers: FOCUS ON ADDS AND BANNERS
  292. Aralvas-TheScryers: SEC
  293. Aralvas-TheScryers: FIVE
  294. Aralvas-TheScryers: RESUME DPS
  295. Aralvas-TheScryers: MELT HIS FUCKING FACE OFF
  296. Aralvas-TheScryers: THATS HOW YOU DO IT SOLDIERS.
  297. Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU'RE NOT MAGGOTS ANYMORE
  298. Aralvas-TheScryers: KIDDING, YOU'RE STILL MAGGOTS
  299. Aralvas-TheScryers: <3
  300. Aralvas-TheScryers: HAVE A GOOD NIGHT
  301. Abracadabrà-Area52: NIGHT
  302. Aralvas-TheScryers: POST IT TO THE WOW REDDIT PLEASE
  303. Aralvas-TheScryers: SO I CAN READ IT
  304. Aralvas-TheScryers: INDEED
  305. Aralvas-TheScryers: THANK YOU AND HAVE A PLEASENT NIGHT
  306. Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOT
  307. Aralvas-TheScryers: :d