Ruleset

As most hosts seem to do, I'd like to have a central post containing my server's rules, scenario's, FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) and FDS (Frequently Demanded Stuff) and their answers. Read it well!
*For general rules/hints/FAQ on almost any server, check out the general [Player FAQ](http://www.reddit.com/r/ultrahardcore/wiki/playerfaq)*
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**RULES**
1. Behave. If you think the following is fun:
- OVERUSING CAPS!
- Trolling other players.
- Shouting around vulgar/rude language.
- Ruining the game in any way.
- Starting early.
- Hacking in any way.
I highly recommend you leave my server.
2. Floating bases, fortresses and towering (that includes "Zisteau Style") are forbidden.
3. Do not branch/stip mine. Staircasing is fine and digging to cave sounds is fine as well.
4. ONLY OptiFine is allowed as a mod as is its zoom function! Any other mod is NOT allowed!
5. Portal trapping is forbidden.
6. Don't go play "backseat host" as it is commonly called. I know what to do. If I need help, I'll ask.
7. During any match, alliances are NEVER allowed!
8. Don't ask me to fix lag. If it is tick lag, then I may be able to fix it. Otherwise, it is not my fault and it is likely your connection. Complaining about lag doesn't solve it.
9. By joining my or any game, you realize that Minecraft has its bugs. This means that dying by a glitch is a legit death!
10. Do NOT ask me to place you back in the game once you died. I WON'T do it, unless it's an exceptional situation.
11. I use the UBL strictly. Do not ask me to join the game if you're on the list. 95% of the time someone is on the list, it was justified.
*Failing to follow these rules may lead to disqualification or a ban!*
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**SCENARIO'S**
Add your scenario's here!
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**FAQ**
*1. Where is the server hosted?*
Enter host location here!
*2. Who is the host?*
Enter hostname here.
*3. Can I relog?*
Yeah, why not? :P
*4. Can I be admin?*
No.
*5. Where are you from?*
Where ever you come from :P
*6. When do you host?*
Enter hostdays here.
*7. Can I spec?*
No. Never. Ever.
*8. When is PvP enabled?*
Look at the match post.
*9. Are alliances allowed?*
Look at the match post.
*10. When will the match start?*
When it starts.
*11. Starting food?*
Nope.
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**FDS**
Also known as Frequently Demanded Stuff, these things are being said countless times, over and over again. Asking or demanding this stuff won't get you a nice respond or no response at all.
- Start please.
- Whitelist please.
- Heal/feed.
- Hurry with the tp!
- Fix the lag.
- Give me spec, match is almost over anyway.
- GOGOGO!!!!!
- Unfreeze please.