20:01] <    darkmage> | on all sides
[20:01] <    darkmage> | but yea
[20:01] <    darkmage> | not a great place to live
[20:01] <@deadbum> my mom has a house in st. george's island
[20:01] <@deadbum> s/in/on
[20:01] <&Twill> what is eve
[20:01] <&Twill> n
[20:01] <    darkmage> | that sounds rly familiar
[20:01] <@deadbum> it's near appalachiacola
[20:02] <    darkmage> | ohhh ok yea i remember driving by the exit for theeere
[20:02] <    darkmage> | im north of jax, on amelia island (fernandina beach)
[20:05] <&Eismc2> i say break that fucking window
[20:05] <&Eismc2> and gtfo of there
[20:05] <    darkmage> | lololol
[20:05] <&Eismc2> then he will have to deal with it being extra windy :D
[20:05] <&Eismc2> and have glass everywhere
[20:05] <&Eismc2> ^___^
[20:05] <    darkmage> | fun story about an ex gf of his
[20:05] <&Eismc2> glass + alcoholics = sometimesded alcohols
[20:05] <&Eismc2> alcoholics*
[20:05] <    darkmage> | she was navy intelligence
[20:05] <    darkmage> | and
[20:05] <    darkmage> | one night her friends came and moved all her shit for her
[20:06] <    darkmage> | while he was gone
[20:06] <    darkmage> | then she got a hardship transfer to an undisclosed location
[20:06] <    darkmage> | because she feared for her life that much
[20:06] <&Eismc2> that sucks
[20:06] <&Eismc2> but if granny wants to play with her life like that
[20:06] <&Eismc2> let her
[20:06] <&Eismc2> nothing you can do
[20:07] <    darkmage> | yeah =\
[20:07] <    darkmage> | i am going to miss my two doggies so much
[20:07] <    darkmage> | it kills me to even think about
[20:07] <    darkmage> | i am gonna need some hardcore therapy and counseling when this is all done
[20:07] <&Eismc2> sounds like it :\
[20:07] <    darkmage> | anyways
[20:08] <    darkmage> | thats the situation
[20:08] <@deadbum> do this, wait for him to be pretty drunk but not passed out, then all him an impotent pussy and imply that he hits like a little girl
[20:08] <@deadbum> call*
[20:08] <    darkmage> | lol
[20:08] <@deadbum> "whudyu gon do bout it, BITCH"
[20:08] <    darkmage> | i think hes a closet homo or bisexual
[20:08] <    darkmage> | because hes always watching like
[20:09] <    darkmage> | the most stereotypical straight male porn
[20:09] <    darkmage> | blonde girls with huge fake tits
[20:09] <    darkmage> | taking gigantic cock
[20:09] <    darkmage> | while watching FOX news shirtless in his faggot girl shorts
[20:09] <    darkmage> | practicing guitar songs he picks up on the fly
[20:10] <    darkmage> | one time he couldnt ssuccessfully google for something and in his rage he called me a liberal faggot
[20:10] <    darkmage> | his best friend on the island is a literal gay black man
[20:10] <    darkmage> | "queer as a football bat"
[20:11] <&Eismc2> o_O
[20:11] <    darkmage> | "sucking dick since the 70s"
[20:11] <&Eismc2> and what does this best friend say about his ridiculous drunkness?
[20:11] <    darkmage> | he hasnt said anything, ive only met him once when we were looking for herb
[20:11] <    darkmage> | mom calls him uncle's gay black lover