Eric & Snowdrift & Bell

>Watching your fluffy ponies, Snowdrift and Eric, play with their neighbor friend Bell the fluffy unicorn on your floor
>Drinking just a little vodka so you can mellow out and enjoy the view
>Relax into couch, nod off smiling, leaving bottle and glass on coffee table
>Bell is a spoiled filly, she wants that bottle
>"Fwuffies get hooman dwink, den fwuffies smiwey too!"
>Eric and Snowdrift once stole Chipotle from the table and shit themselves unconscious
>"Fwuffies don' wan' dwink! Dwink make fwuffies sickie an' give owchie poopie pwaces!"
>Bell has just enough magic to get the glass to the edge of the table though, then bumps into the leg until it falls
>Vodka  spills from cup onto floor
>"Dwink no smeww pwetty!" Snowdrift cries, revolted at its strong odor
>Despite agreeing, Bell is too proud to back out now. "Hafta dwink, messies make hoomans angwy!"
>She and Eric begin lapping up the strong liquor, then Snowdrift apprehensively joins
>Eric swoons on the spot after only a few tastes. "Dwink taste... no nummy... headie huwt..."
>Bell begins to reconsider the plan, finding staying upright very difficult
>Decides it would be easier to lay against Eric's side
>Their fluff rubs together, and Eric finds himself rubbing back
>Snowdrift, stomach by now full of hooch too, begins compulsively sniffing Bell
>"Beww... you a pwetty fwuffy... wuv pway wif yew..."
>Bell giggles as she feels Eric begin to hug her very hard
>"Han'sum cowt fwuffies... bestest fwiends..."
>Eric finds that he has an irresistible urge to climb up and hug Bell from on top
>Bell wants to let him, but also begins hugging Snowdrift and licking him even though he doesn't really need cleaning or anything
>"Yew good to hug, Beww. Hug feew... spesha..."
>Wake up twenty minutes or so later
>Your fluffy ponies are double-teaming the neighbor filly's fluff
>"Ewic gettin' happy feewin'!" Eric cries in exultation
>Snowdrift's eyes are clamped tight. "Happy too, fwiend!"
>Bell, for her part, is squeaking repeatedly and making a variety of expressions as different sex acts are visited upon her
>She seems panicky and hurt whenever the two happen to thrust into her from behind at the same time, but other than that quite chipper about all the attention
>You're not going to be able to deal with this without some more to drink
>Wait
>Fluffy ponies spilled your vodka
>These goddamn things