Pure Scottish rage

Whit th' bugger did ye juist pumpin' say aboot me, ye wee boot? i’ll hae ye ken ah graduated tap o' mah class in th' navy seals, 'n' i’ve bin heavy goin in lairge secret raids oan al-quaeda, 'n' ah hae ower 300 confirmed kills. A'm trained in gorilla warfare 'n' i’m th' tap sniper in th' entire us armed forces. Yer hee haw tae me bit juist anither target. Ah wull dicht ye th' bugger oot wi' precision th' likes o' whilk haes ne'er bin seen afore oan this earth, marc mah pumpin' wurds. Ye think ye kin git awa' wi' saying that jobby tae me ower th' inturnet? think again, numpty. As we speak a'm contacting mah secret netwurk o' spies o'er th' usa 'n' yer ip is bein' traced richt noo sae ye better prepare fur th' storm, maggot. Th' storm that wipes oot th' pathetic wee thing ye ca' yer lee. You’re pumpin' deid, bairn. Ah kin be anywhere, anytime, 'n' ah kin murdurr ye in ower seven hundred ways, 'n' that’s juist wi' mah bare hauns. Nae ainlie am ah extensively trained in unarmed combat, bit ah hae access tae th' entire arsenal o' th' aw the gether states marine corps 'n' ah wull uise it tae tis stowed oot extent tae dicht yer miserable bahookie  aff th' coupon o' th' continent, ye wee jobby. If ainlie ye cuid hae kent whit unholy retribution yer wee “clever” comment wis aboot tae bring doon upon ye, mibbie ye wid hae held yer pumpin' tongue. Bit ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, 'n' noo you’re paying th' cost, ye goddamn eejit. Ah wull jobby fury a' ower ye 'n' ye wull drown in it. You’re pumpin' deid, kidd