Welcome to Pot Luck's Lovenasium

"It's just a burger and mead you silly pony."
>"I don't think you should trust anypony who's been caught housing changelings."
"Calm down Steelie."
>"Fine, Fine. But I'm absolutely not going to drink. Not while I'm serving the crown."
"I thought you weren't on duty at the moment?"
>"I'm not. But a good guard is never off duty, either."
"You could instead maybe hop off that stick lodged squarely that in y-OH HELLO THERE, PENIS"

>Your wings inadvertently snap out, slapping Steel right in his horse face
>"OW!"
>You're not quite sure how to process this.
>Even in the dim light of the Inn, you can unfortunately see... everything.
>Gyrating, thrusting, grinding bodies
>Shots of ejaculate and juices flying through the air like ballistae
>Twitching legs, hips, hooves, paws, claws, tentac-

>Steel manages to move your spread wings out of his face and he too bears witness to the ultimate show of LOVE
>"SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA"
>Steel shrieks, and despite his girlish screech, not a single body stops their relentless rutting in the dank, musky room.
>Moans, cries, and grunts of ecstasy continue to fill the air
>Stranger still, you are feel a heck of a lot less shocked and more...

>Steel interrupts your internal monologue calmly and concisely
>"WILLOW! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?! YOU SAID THIS WAS AN INN!"
"I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO! TARA TOLD ME THE BURGERS HERE WERE COSMIC-TIER!"
>You wiggle, trying to hide the ever growing itch between your l-
>Woah girl, that's kinda fucked up
>Steel keeps watching in utter shock, and possible arousal- ah who the fuck are you kidding
>If it wasn't his eyes snapping between each exposed hole in the house
>It would be the fierce blush and his impressive emerging girth that-
>EYES UP, GIRL

>The two of you watch the room move in tandem, a dribble of drool escaping your beak
>Geeze, woman, you can;t be serious
>As you look on, you hear a voice call out from under a mare
>>"W-Welcome, travellers! T-To... oh fuck!... T-To uh the Sword an-and Board!"
"This isn't right."
>The voice calls out again
>>"Don't worry!

>What.
"Why is this not worrying. You have a legitimate orgyhouse going here, and I don't think that's-"
>>"Relax! This is just another day, here! My name is Pot Luck, and I run- God you're tight!"
>He continues to drive his shaft into the mare atop him, causing her to let out a pleasured yelp with every bounce.

>"YEAH. OK. I'M DONE."
>Steelie tries to get out of dodge, but meets an unfortunately placed chair
>He trips and falls-
>...Landing face first into a mare's open legs
>>>"Oh my! A Royal Guard~"
>She lets out a playful laugh as she locks her legs around his head
>He tries to scream, but the vibrations only cause additional pleasure for the mare holding him hostage.
>She squeals out to Steel
>>>"Spear me, you hunk! Drive right through me! Show me what that armored cock can do!~"
>Damn, that's pretty hot
>You feel a dingaling poke up behind your butt
>Instead of instinctively slapping the pervert behind you...
>You grip it tight and-

>HOLY HELL, WILLOW
>DON'T FALL FOR IT WOMAN
>YOU MIGHT CATCH SOMETHING
>OR WORSE
>YOU MIGHT GET-
>You hear a growl coming from Pot Luck, and his cock springs out of the mare he was so religiously pounding prior.
>A thick rope of cum nails you right in the face, silencing your thoughts.
>>"Oh shit, I'm sorry."

>...

>You fall back into a puddle of... Someone's liquids.
>Your's are probably in there too, honestly.
>You take a lazy glance around the immediate area.
>You lost your... everything.
>Naked as the day your mother hatched you
>Granted if she saw you now, she probably wouldn't be too pleased.
>Then again, given the situation, she'd probably be getting plea-
>Aw shit Willow, don't make it weird.

>Steel lays on his side motionless save for the occasional twitch and heaving sigh of pleasure
>All around him there are piles of satisfied mares. And dogs. And a minotaur. Really just females.
>And you're pretty sure there are a few stallions among them too.
>Das nasty, Steelie.
>You look over at your pile too.
>Dicks
>Floppy and spent
>As far as the eye can see
>Eh. Not bad.

>He makes a mixed grimace of pleasure and shame as another one spreads his legs and spears herself on his member
>She lets out a cry of pleasure and rides him relentlessly.
>Seems poor Steelie is too tired to even respond properly.
>He pants out between bounces
>"I... The princesses... Can never know what I did today."

"Steelie, I don't think ANYONE knows who you did today. Shit, I don't even know, either."
>"I just... Couldn't stop... Hell, I WOULDN'T stop!"
>The mare atop him grunts, twitches, and falls to his side, still riding the waves of her orgasm.

>You feel another head prodding at your entrance, and at this point you really don't care.
>Steelie rolls over on his side to face you, not even bothering to dismount his new friend.
>"What happened to us?"

"We had fun, and I'm pretty sure the mare you're still lodged in is having fun as well."
>He instinctively bucks his hips, much to the unimaginable pleasure of the mystery mare.
>You chuckle at the display.
>Honestly it's surprising how much energy he has.
>Considering the few relentless rounds you snuck off him earlier (and the extra few he snuck off on you), you're surprised he's not a Steel raisin at the moment
>Especially with that power and volume
>Guess it's just instinct driving him at this point.
>You giggle at the idea of Steel's Steel Pounder falling off from overuse.

>As you ponder life, the universe, and your place in this sweaty sex pile, you feel yourself approaching yet another climax
>Just as well too, because judging from the donger giving you a pelvic beating this time, he's pretty close.
>You let the stallion eke out every bit of pleasure he can, allowing him to drive deep into your pussy with every pass
>He pauses, hilt deep in you, allowing you to appreciate the feeling of a dick filling.
>Every twitch and spasm in that fleshy totem sends tingles through your body, and you feel your climax approaching
>Still, you let him go at the last second, spilling his seed all over your stomach as he rubs the base of his shaft against your tender pussy.

>Spent and in dire need of a refractory nap, the mystery stallion wobbles away
>His quickly softening dick dripping strings of cum onto the already soaked and sticky floors
>He finally collapses onto your pile of spent stallions.
>You look back at yourself to see the damage
>More liquids seep from your folds and join the ever present puddle of juices below you.
>You wiggle around, trying to get feeling back in your hips before the next dicking

"Man I wonder how long we should stick around. I can't even feel my hips anymore."
>Steel's only reply is a low growl as he fills another flushed mare completely with his seed.
"Ah whatever."
>You decide to just continue letting the room's mood flow over you.
>That, and other fluids, really.

>Your break however is short and sweet, as feel yet another head prodding at your entrance and a rouge cock begging for a grip.
>You shrug and spread the lips between your hips with one claw
>While giving the member by your head a long lick from balls to tip.
>>"By the way M-Miss, you don't have to get the lentil burgers."
>You look and see a thick stallion cock pumping vigorously through you.
>Drawing your eyes upward, you see that the pony that has mounted you is none other than the one from the entrance.
>>"We have meat on the menu for griffins such as yourself."
"Yeah... Wel- AH! Well I came here for the famous burgER. Didn't think I'd be getting a buffet of sausage though."

>He chuckles warmly
>Not a lusty chuckle, no, the kind of chuckle a father would give their rowdy child.
>A tad creepy given the situa- Oh my GOD it's like a goddamn twitching kielbasa in you!
>>"Please enjoy your meal." he pants out as he drives away at your entrance
>To your side, you see a plate has been placed next to you.
"When did this get here?"
>Upon it rests a burger and a stein of mead.
>Hey, alright!
>Despite the rank odor of semen and marecum (just absolutely every creature's juices combined, really)
>It smells quite good
>It doesn't even have spunk on it, either!
>You grab the burger and take a huge bite out of it.
>...
>That's... Insanely good food!

>Later in the day, the room seems to have calmed down a bit
>You hear another familiar grunt, and streams of thick cum drips from your ass as another dick unloads deep in you
>...You said the room.
>The spent stallion pops out of your butt, causing a small gush of white splashing from your sore rump.
>You're frankly almost done too.
>Still, gotta hand it to the owner.
>You really enjoyed the burger and mead.
>Even if you haven't quite finished it.
>Even if the rest of your belly is likely caked in the spunk of a dozen males of varying species.
>Even if the mead refill caught a shot of cum
>It was still pretty good.

>You roll over onto your stomach, ass up of course, and take another bite out of the burger
>It's so tender and juicy
>And its actually edible.
>Surprisingly sucking, like, a hundred dicks takes a lot out of you.
>You think you're ready to call it quits here.
>...Then, right on cue, you feel a thick shaft glide along your clit, and rest between your cheeks, hot and hard as a rock.
>Alright, just one more round.

>You look over your shoulder and are mildly surprised to see the guest star of your sexual marathon
>It would figure the last leg of this race would be none other than Steelie's gorgeous fifth
"I'm seriously convinced you might have a demon lodged in that dick of yours."
>He chuckles weakly, clearly spent from his day as well, as he makes a single firm push past your entrance.
>You tense up, letting your walls squeeze his member lovingly
>"After today, I'm fairly certain any demon in this thing has been vanquished"
"He says as his STILL rock hard member slides into his best griffin pal."

>You both smile warmly at each other
>At this point, lust has completely left your collective minds.
>It's evolved into an intimate understanding
>He bottoms out in you, twitching deep within your belly.
>You idly think about how such a dick has been wasted on lesser females for a good portion of the day.
>As he draws out of you, you can feel every vein, bump, and crease on his long shaft
>Each one tingling you on the way out

>Steel drives back in once again, except with a smidge more speed, his balls slapping against your wet crotch
"You think you got one more round in you? I know that's all I've got"
>He holds your wobbly head in his hoof
>Without his armor, he's actually quite warm and fuzzy
>Like a big ol' plushy horse

>He brushes a stray feather from your face and stares into your eyes
>You brush a stray hair from his as you meet his wanting gaze
>Barely above a whisper, he speaks to you
>Like its just the two of you, and not like its a room full of protein painted creatures mid intercourse
>"The Guard is already ready to serve the citizens of Equestria, Miss Willow"
>He punctuates his statement with a driving buck, sending a jolt of pleasure through your core.
>He adds another
>And another
>Soon he builds up a rhythm
>Like he hadn't even spent the last god knows how long doing the same to other mares

"Geeze, how are you able to go so consistently! I can't even move my hips!"
>"Without the armor"
>You can't help but moan as he pulls out halfway
>He pants heavily, catching his breath before plunging deep inside you again.
>"It's a lot easier to move."
>Both you and him groan in pleasure as your hips connect

>Soon enough, you're back on your back, and his hips are driving into yours at a breakneck pace
>Every so often, he pauses a moment while hes up to his hilt
>And every time it happens, you can feel every minute twitch and pulse of his impressive girth grow more erratic
>As for you, you can feel an aching in your loins, screaming for more of that Steely custard
>Hopefully he'll oblige.

>You're getting close, so very close, once again.
"Can't you go faster Steelie?~" you coo into his ear, causing his hairs to stand on end and eliciting a primal growl from the stallion
>As his pace quickens, you can feel his everything in each thrust coming through
>Every pump sending a small squirt of your juices trickling down your locked crotches
>Amidst the pounding, you hear him grunt out to you those magic words
>"I'm... Almost..."
>You should push him away.
>After all, you were flying unprotected here
>...
>Eh.
>Oh well.

>You shush him with a single claw
>Look deeply into his eyes
>And draw his head in for a passionate kiss
>Your tongues wrestle for control, sliding and gliding over each other in a feverish dance
>But where he has reach, you have flexibility
>Then you feel it
>Steelie's back tenses and his hips press into yours with unexpected fervor
>He moans longingly into your beak as he unloads his final and greatest load yet


>You think about the physical impossibility of such a thing for a brief moment before you feel the first shot of Steel's sticky seed
>As the first string of warmth paints your womb you let out a satisfied moan of approval
>Your body goes into autopilot, yearning for your current mate's company
>Your legs lock behind his hips, pressing him even more into you
>Your left arm wraps around his midsection, and your right grabs the back of his head
>You pull him flush against yourself, drawing his face into your chest, burying him in your feathery bosom
>Judging from his shuddering pants, he doesn't seem to mind
>And neither do you
>As your body flies over the edge into the abyss that is your climax, you can only manage to scream
"Don't hold back! Mamma wants GALE FORCE!"
>Hm.
>Well, I mean...
>Were you expecting something profound?

>Each shot is as explosive as the last, and you feel your belly filling to the brim.
>It's honestly an absolutely divine pleasure
>Every twitch sends another pump of Steely spunk into you
>Twitch. Twitch. Twitch.
>...
"Alright, alright! Don't blow me up here, buddy."
>"Vuh... Very... Ah! F-Funny" Steelie wheezes in response, his legs still wobbling from the throes of his penultimate orgasm.
>The two of you share a quiet chuckle, before locking lips again
>Like a cork in a bottle of fine wine, Steelie's stallionhood seals every drop in you.
>His legs give out, and you both fall to the sticky floor
>Not like you particularly cared, anyway.

>The two of you lay down for a while, basking in the afterglow of your workout
>You rather enjoy the feeling of his pony baloney still firmly lodged in you
>You grab the last bit of burger and offer it to the stallion
>He cocks an eyebrow at the offer, but accepts it anyway, eating it from your hand
>You'd tell him that you've touched like a million dicks prior, but he looks like he's enjoying that burger.
>He finishes his half and gives a satisfied burp
>Well you got what you came for.
>And you definitely came for what you got.
>But now it's time to call its quits
>Maybe also hit up a good doctor.

>As you try to move away, Steel's hooves wrap firmly around you and pull you back in.
"Ah... How could I forget?"
>You take a hand and run it through his mane, scratching idly behind his ear
"Everypony has cuddle rights, don't they?"
>Steel lets out a pleased sigh and squeezes you slightly.

>...
>A light snore escapes his muzzle
>You giggle at the cutie, and finally you close your eyes for the night
>You fall into a peaceful sleep.

"On the plus side, Tara was totally right about the burgers here."