Straight outta Reddit, crazy motherfucker named Narwhal63
From the sub called Shit Reddit Says
When I'm called off, I get my ass burn
Squeeze the keyboard, and the thread gets hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The mods are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the euphoric motherfuckers that's showin out