Nintendo Bling v0.1

I used to play games on my
I used to, I used to
Yeah

I used to play on my Nintendo
DS, Wii, and Gamecube
Play on my Nintendo
DS, Wii, and Gamecube
And I owned Nintendo bling
That can only mean one thing
And I owned Nintendo bling
That can only mean one thing

Ever since I turned 20,
You got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
'Cause ever since I turned 20,
You started to make less games, ‘cept for Mario
Metroid and Zelda turned to shit more
At least Splatoon was never seen before

I used to play on my Nintendo
DS, Wii, and Gamecube
Play on my Nintendo
DS, Wii, and Gamecube
And I owned Nintendo bling
That can only mean one thing
And I owned Nintendo bling
That can only mean one thing

Ever since I turned 20, you, you, you
You and me we just don't get along
You haven’t made a game for far too long
Going places where you don't belong
Ever since I turned 20,
you, you lost Mr. Iwata Satoru
Now you just port games and remake them, too
At least Splatoon IP was brand new

I used to play on my Nintendo
DS, Wii, and Gamecube
Play on my Nintendo
DS, Wii, and Gamecube
And I owned Nintendo bling
That can only mean one thing
And I owned Nintendo bling
That can only mean one thing

These days, all I do is
Play games on my PC, my PS4 and Xbox One
Jack off to the porn where the mother fucks her son
Open Pokemon Go ‘cause there’s a Vaporeon
And there’s a Jolteon
And there’s a Flareon, oh
Pokemon Go
No Pokefights, oh no
Incomplete game, why release these
Bare bones, yeah
Game should remake itself
And add Gen 2 as well

I used to play on my Nintendo
DS, Wii, and Gamecube
Play on my Nintendo
DS, Wii, and Gamecube
And I owned Nintendo bling
That can only mean one thing
And I owned Nintendo bling
That can only mean one thing

Ever since I turned 20