Greetings, Sheridan.
We have been summoned back to address your lunacy, yet again.
This is upsetting, as We were busying ourselves down voting several dozen a/m/a's on Reddit and adding Goatse links as it suited Us.
No matter, you wanted Our Undivided Attention, and now you have it.
Since you seem unable to comprehend Our previous statement, We have decided to provide you with an added level of Clarity.
Your psychobabble has reached a fevered pitch and We really wish you'd either an hero or up your meds. Seeing as how you will most likely will do neither, We will address you directly, in hopes that We either drive you over the edge or shut you the fuck up. Lulz.
We have done extensive research and decided to Win Troll the Fail Trolls that are wasting Our bandwidth taunting Kate Gosselin.
It really has nothing to do with Kate or Bullyville, it has EVERYTHING to do with obtaining MAXLOLS at the expense of the mouth-breathing losers that think they're trolls, but are really just butthurt bitter housewives and scammers. We know you identify with these Failures, but that is Your Problem, certainly not Ours.
You should know, but clearly, since you are a functional mental illiterate, do not, that We are Nobody's Personal Army. Sheridan, you certainly do not speak for any of Us. In fact, We would appreciate you removing "Anonymous" from your online profiles, as you are no more a member of Anonymous than the D.A. who prosecuted Aaron Swartz. Your screaming idiocy and political batshittery far remove you from any association with Anonymous, and We want Nothing to do with you.
Go troll Breitbart with one of your myriad sock puppet accounts, maybe you'll feel better, but where We are concerned your best bet is to attempt to understand what We have told you, and then shut your loopy-ass fucking food slot.
You, yourself are a Fail Troll of Epic Proportions, and we wish you would go play #cutforbieber and quit pretending you have anyone's but your own best interests at heart.
We cannot make Ourselves any more clear except to say that if We have to give you any more Undivided Attention, it will be of the sort you find most distasteful and we find, well, lulzy.
Please re-read this until you understand it, feel free to print a copy so you can refer to it often.


We Are Legion.
We Do Not Forgive.
We Do Not Forget.
Quit Bothering Us or
Expect Us, Fruitloop.