A gift for Tsarroman

>wake up not feeling like P.Diddy
>take a long piss then morning routine
>run out the door
>avoid all bushes and head to the park
>Flutterapist is at a lemon stand
"Phew no need to worry 'bout her right now"
>see RainBro flying around waiting for you
HEY RD!
>RainBro flies down to you
>"Hey Anon, sorry but I got to head over to Manehattan to help out their weather ponies. It should be quick so I can still whip your ass into shape"
"Okay see ya Bro, good luck"
>RD flies away fast towards Manehattan
>Fluttershy comes towards you
"Hey Fluttershy..."
>"H-hi Anon...do...do you wanttocomewithme...Its okay if you don't want to..."
>You barely understand her
"Okay but where?"
>"To my cottage for some lemonade?"
>Nothing bad could happen right?
"Okay...sure but no funny stuff"
>Fluttershy smiles with a squee
>Go to Fluttershy's cottage
>Nice chit chat was had
>so far so good
"So yeah it will have to be end now because I gotta see RD later"
>Flutterapist doesn't look too happy
>Okay so she still is mad at RD being my bro and saving me from her somewhat cute rape attempts
>"I-I'll get us something t-to drink Anon"
"Okay thanks Fluttershy"
>FS heads to kitchen and takes her time
>Angel peaks from the stairs with a big smile
"Yeah I see you fucker! Don't think I forgot about my carrots!"
>Angel just blows a raspberry
>Ohitison.gif
>Get up to chase that fucker right when Fluttershy walks in
>"Anon, here is your drink"
"Thanks Fluttershy"
>You drink the yellow liquid while staring daggers at Angel
>You spit that nasty shit all over Flutterapist's face
"What the hell was in that?"
>"S-so I am g-guessing that...urine isn't your fetish?"
>Rage mode on
"NO! Pee isn't my fetish and hell NO! Not even shit!"
>You see Angel laughing his ass off and hopping away
>walk out
"Man what the hell was she thinking!"
>You walk over to the park
>You start to lick and eat tree bark
>You chill under a tree waiting for RainBro to come back
>Suddenly you feel hot liquid dripping on your head and shoulders
>You look up seeing RD pissing in a high branch covered in leaves
"WHAT THE HELL BRO!"
>RD stops with a blush on her face
>"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! I AM SO SORRY! I COULDN'T HOLD IT IN!"
>RD flies over to a cloud and pushes it over and begins to pound dat bitch over you
"Thanks for the wash...look its okay. It must have been a long flight and well...it was bound to happen with the day I'm having"
>You thought it was gonna happen one day while you both were drunk
>"Sorry Anon I am so sorry"
>You see RainBro really means it. She has tears in her eyes and they are very red
"Its okay bro. Geez first I drink Flutterslut's piss and I get peed on by my own bro haha"
>RD gives you a 'WTF are you laughing about face'
>"Wait Anon...Fluttershy made you drink her piss?"
"Uh Yeah"
>Speak of the devil in yellow
>FS: "Hey Anon I am so sorry about e-earlier. Forgive me please..."
>At first rage was on again but her eyes stopped you from yelling at her
"Its okay but please never again. EVER"
>FS: "Okay sorry Anon"
>RD looks at her and gives her a glare
>FS gladly leaves before she gets hit by sonic rainboom
"Man this day has been long...look I am going have to cancel our work-out plans. See ya Bro"
>RD sadly looks at you
>"Yeah Anon...I am tired too'
>You watch your bro leave toward her cloud house
>You walk back home when the urge to piss comes
>Well fuck it, this park is empty
"When in doubt, whip it out"
>You begin to piss on a near by bush
>Feelsgood.jpg
>"What the-Anon?"
>OMFG a talking bush! Is there anything in Equestria that doesn't talk?
"Oh my god magical talking bush, I am deeply sorry for pissing on you!"
>"Anon its me"
>Twilight Sparkle with a safari hat pops out
>"Anon if you're wondering why I'm in a bush well I was spying on Pinkie Pie because...wait where did she go?"
>You noticed she looks off to some path and leaves
"Bye Twilight...good luck on stalking...Sorry"
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.pdf
>Moon trip avoided since princess protege forgot