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Vorpas' Eating Adventures Conclude... For Now

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  1. [20:36] <vampsquirrel> Alright, the lich brings an ogre in next, the ogre is altogether unremarkable as far as ogres go.
  2. [20:36] <vampsquirrel> Roll initiative
  3. [20:37] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  4. [20:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
  5. [20:37] <Vorpas> <fuck>
  6. [20:37] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
  7. [20:37] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{19}
  8. [20:37] <Vorpas> <FUCK>
  9. [20:37] <vampsquirrel> The ogre charges you, swinging its fist, and bellowing intimidatingly.
  10. [20:37] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+3
  11. [20:37] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
  12. [20:38] <vampsquirrel> It punches itself in the face, cutting off its roar.
  13. [20:38] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4+3
  14. [20:38] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{5}
  15. [20:38] <vampsquirrel> It takes 5 damage.
  16. [20:38] <Vorpas> "PFFFTT"
  17. [20:38] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
  18. [20:38] <Vorpas> You attempt to bite it.
  19. [20:38] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  20. [20:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
  21. [20:39] <Vorpas> !roll 1d6+3
  22. [20:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{6}
  23. [20:39] <vampsquirrel> <Oh, hey btw, I've decided to say screw the phb, so unarmed still does 1+str>
  24. [20:40] <vampsquirrel> Your jaws tear into the ogre, dealing 6 damage, it roars in frustration.
  25. [20:40] <Vorpas> >yey>
  26. [20:40] <Vorpas> You then attempt to slam your gauntlet into its face!
  27. [20:40] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  28. [20:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
  29. [20:40] <vampsquirrel> Your gauntlet meets ogre face, dealing 4 damage, and breaking off one of the ogre's teeth.
  30. [20:41] <Vorpas> You end your turn.
  31. [20:41] <Vorpas> "And here y was worryed."
  32. [20:41] <vampsquirrel> The ogre roars again, and jumps into the air, attempting to slam its body into you.
  33. [20:41] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+3
  34. [20:41] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  35. [20:41] <Vorpas> You just kinda
  36. [20:41] <Vorpas> jump to the side
  37. [20:41] <Vorpas> it really wasnt that hard.
  38. [20:42] <vampsquirrel> The ogre lands on the ground, it contemplates just laying there in depression at how badly it's doing.
  39. [20:42] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
  40. [20:42] <Vorpas> You punch it while its down.
  41. [20:42] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  42. [20:42] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
  43. [20:43] <vampsquirrel> Your fist slams into its back and it explodes into the weird colorful things, you earn 20 xp, 52 Build grist, 11 tier 1 grist, and 8 tier 2 grist.
  44. [20:44] <Vorpas> "Pytyful. Bryng me another."
  45. [20:44] <vampsquirrel> The lich just shakes his head in disappointment at the ogre and leaves to go grab another.
  46. [20:46] <vampsquirrel> He comes back with another ogre, it looks a bit tougher than the last one, and is wearing spiked armor.
  47. [20:47] <vampsquirrel> The ogre squares off against you. STRIFE!
  48. [20:47] <Vorpas> "Armor huh, better not put yt to shame."
  49. [20:47] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  50. [20:47] <vampsquirrel> Roll initiative
  51. [20:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{15}
  52. [20:47] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
  53. [20:47] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{19}
  54. [20:47] <vampsquirrel> <wtf>
  55. [20:47] <Vorpas> <goddamn>
  56. [20:48] <vampsquirrel> The ogre opens by throwing itself into the air just like the last one, intent on slamming its body into you.
  57. [20:48] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+3
  58. [20:48] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
  59. [20:49] <Vorpas> You do the same as last time.
  60. [20:49] <Vorpas> "Really?"
  61. [20:49] <vampsquirrel> After missing, it actually gets up, unlike the last ogre.
  62. [20:49] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
  63. [20:49] <Vorpas> You bite at it, aiming for the non armored parts.
  64. [20:49] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  65. [20:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
  66. [20:49] <Vorpas> <hit?>
  67. [20:50] <vampsquirrel> Yes, your jaws just manage to pierce the armor.
  68. [20:50] <Vorpas> !roll 1d6+3
  69. [20:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{9}
  70. [20:50] <Vorpas> You then punch it in tandem.
  71. [20:50] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  72. [20:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
  73. [20:51] <vampsquirrel> Your fist slams straight through its armor, dealing 4 more damage to it.
  74. [20:51] <Vorpas> You end.
  75. [20:51] <Vorpas> "Come on, your not ympressyng me."
  76. [20:51] <vampsquirrel> The ogre just tries to jump on you again, apparently, for whatever strength they might have, they are not intelligent.
  77. [20:51] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+3
  78. [20:51] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
  79. [20:51] <Vorpas> Hit!
  80. [20:52] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2d4+4
  81. [20:52] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2d4+4 --> [ 2d4=3 ]{7}
  82. [20:52] <Vorpas> "THATS MORE LYKE YT"
  83. [20:52] <vampsquirrel> It rolls away after having landed on you, it's your turn.
  84. [20:52] <Vorpas> You attempt to bite it more fiercely
  85. [20:52] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  86. [20:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
  87. [20:53] <Vorpas> But you miss in your rage!
  88. [20:53] <Vorpas> you try to hit it on the backswing!
  89. [20:53] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  90. [20:53] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
  91. [20:53] <Vorpas> but you fuck up even more!
  92. [20:53] <vampsquirrel> You punch yourself in the face like the ogre before, take 4 damage from your clumsiness.
  93. [20:54] <Vorpas> <wait, can i grap the ogre? or is it too big?>
  94. [20:54] <Vorpas> end turn.
  95. [20:54] <vampsquirrel> Also, take 4 emotional damage for being comparable to the ogre from before.
  96. [20:54] <vampsquirrel> <hmm, lemme check real quick, I think you should be able to.>
  97. [20:54] <Vorpas> < ;( >
  98. [20:55] <Vorpas> "Fuck!"
  99. [20:55] <vampsquirrel> <yeah, you can grapple the ogre>
  100. [20:55] <Vorpas> <goo>
  101. [20:55] <vampsquirrel> The ogre slams its armored fist at you, roaring in rage... or maybe laughter.
  102. [20:55] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+3
  103. [20:55] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
  104. [20:55] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4+3
  105. [20:55] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{6}
  106. [20:55] <Vorpas> <differ to defender?>
  107. [20:56] <vampsquirrel> <I do attacker usually>
  108. [20:56] <Vorpas> <kk>
  109. [20:56] <Vorpas> You cough up a little blood
  110. [20:56] <Vorpas> "HAH
  111. [20:56] <Vorpas> "
  112. [20:56] <vampsquirrel> The ogre is laughing too hard to take a minor action, and ends its turn.
  113. [20:57] <Vorpas> <shit we removed parry>
  114. [20:58] <vampsquirrel> <yeah>
  115. [20:58] <Vorpas> <loved that move>
  116. [20:58] <vampsquirrel> <I'm fine with you using it at least for now, I liked it too.>
  117. [20:58] <Vorpas> <nah its fine>
  118. [21:00] <Vorpas> You punch it in the gut, attempting to shove it prone.
  119. [21:00] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+5
  120. [21:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
  121. [21:00] <Vorpas> <fuck>
  122. [21:00] <vampsquirrel> +5?
  123. [21:00] <Vorpas> <athletics>
  124. [21:00] <vampsquirrel> <ah yeah, shove>
  125. [21:00] <Vorpas> <wait shit, i mean +6>
  126. [21:00] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+5
  127. [21:00] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{16}
  128. [21:01] <Vorpas> <whale it doesnt matter then.>
  129. [21:01] <vampsquirrel> The ogre resists your shove.
  130. [21:01] <Vorpas> You punch it again!
  131. [21:01] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  132. [21:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{17}
  133. [21:01] <vampsquirrel> You successfully punch it, dealing 4 damage.
  134. [21:01] <Vorpas> Dealing 4 damage!
  135. [21:01] <Vorpas> End turn.
  136. [21:01] <Vorpas> <oh a scary moment>
  137. [21:02] <vampsquirrel> The ogre roars, this time assuredly in rage, and swings its fist at you again.
  138. [21:02] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+3
  139. [21:02] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  140. [21:02] <Vorpas> You deftly duck under it!
  141. [21:02] <vampsquirrel> It roars down at you, trying to be intimidating, roll insight to resist.
  142. [21:03] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20
  143. [21:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
  144. [21:03] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+1
  145. [21:03] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{19}
  146. [21:03] <Vorpas> You are intimidated!
  147. [21:03] <vampsquirrel> You have -2 to your next to hit roll.
  148. [21:03] <Vorpas> You attempt to punch it again!
  149. [21:03] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+1
  150. [21:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{16}
  151. [21:03] <Vorpas> Then a bite!
  152. [21:03] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  153. [21:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
  154. [21:03] <Vorpas> <CMON>
  155. [21:04] <vampsquirrel> You successfully punch the creature, and then somehow bite the floor instead of it, the ogre laughs at you and you hear a snrk from the lich.
  156. [21:04] <Vorpas> End turn.
  157. [21:04] <Vorpas> <whats the hp on that thing?!>
  158. [21:04] <Vorpas> < D:: >
  159. [21:04] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-3
  160. [21:04] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{14}
  161. [21:05] <vampsquirrel> The ogre manages to stop laughing for long enough to take its turn.
  162. [21:05] <Vorpas> < :( >
  163. [21:05] <vampsquirrel> It swings its fist down at you.
  164. [21:05] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+3
  165. [21:05] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  166. [21:05] <Vorpas> But your roll out of the way!
  167. [21:05] <vampsquirrel> It's still laughing too hard to take a minor action.
  168. [21:06] <Vorpas> You dislodge yourself from the floor and attempt another bite!
  169. [21:06] <Vorpas> !roll 1d20+3
  170. [21:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
  171. [21:06] <Vorpas> !roll 1d6+3
  172. [21:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Vorpas rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{8}
  173. [21:06] <vampsquirrel> You may describe the killing blow if you'd like.
  174. [21:07] <Vorpas> While its mocking you, you quickly snap at its throat!
  175. [21:07] <Vorpas> Severing its head from its neck, and causing it to explode into its geometrails
  176. [21:07] <Vorpas> "Ym goyng to take a nap."
  177. [21:07] <vampsquirrel> You receive 20 exp, 49 build grist, 20 tier 1 grist, and 8 tier 2 grist!
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