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- >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
- >And you are surrounded.
- >Three fluffies have just walked up to you.
- >You jump up and notice two more fluffies behind you.
- >You puff your cheeks, “Dis Deadmeat wand! Yoo go way!”
- >The earth fluffies give you a raspberry as the unicorn lowers his head, “Nuu! Yoo go way!”
- >You start to make sparklies as you glance at the fluffies behind you stepping forward.
- >”yoo meanies bad fwuffy! Yoo take gud fwuffy beddies! Yoo nee big owchies!”
- >”Deadmeat nuu take beddie! Dey nuu fwuffy hewe! Dis Deadmeat wand!”
- >”Tee hee hee! Nuu dis smawty wand! Nuu gif owies.”
- >You turn and see a fluffy crawling from deeper in the brush.
- >He pokes his head over a pile of leaves and looks at you.
- >”Yoo stwong fwuffy, nu scawed of big owchie fwuffies.”
- >”Nuuu!”, “Hewp fwuffy!”, “Weave wone! Go way!”
- >You hear a commotion coming from outside.
- >You look around at the fluffies and quickly jump out.
- >You see groups of fluffies pushing your fluffies out into the lot.
- >Every fluffy is surrounded by three or four fluffies batting their ears.
- >Haze is looking around nervously, “Whewe smawty! …. Nee smawty! YOO NU SMEWW PWETTY!”
- >Six fluffies surround him puffing their cheeks.
- >”Yoo stwong fwuffy, but smawty hewd stwongeh!”
- >You turn and see the fluffy sticking his head out from your hidey hole.
- >”Nuu! Weave babeh wone! Gud babeh weave wone!”
- >You see two large earth fluffies nudging the mommy and her baby.
- >You start to stomp, but then you sniff the air.
- >You smell more fluffies.
- >You look off to the side.
- >You see more fluffies in the darkness huddled and hunkered down.
- >”Yoo teww yoo fwuffy nuu be bad… ow smawty hewd gif big owchies!”
- >The voice behind you bites into your back.
- >Haze is running in place looking at you, “Smawty teww Hase gif owies! Hase gif BIIIIIIG OWIES!”
- >He starts to puff his cheeks at the fluffies surrounding him.
- >One fluffy points at him, “Fwuffy know yoo… yoo meanie bad fwuffie gif yoo hewd owies!”
- >”Nuu! Hase am gud fwuffy!”
- >He points back and screams, “HAZE AM GUD!”
- >You look at all the fluffies surrounding yours.
- >You know there are even more fluffies hiding in the shadows.
- >You stomp in frustration as you have head owies.
- >The other herd that raided yours was nowhere big as these fluffies and you lost two fluffies and a baby in that fight.
- >You know you can give owies to these fluffies, but you also know they can give owies back.
- >You look behind you you.
- >The fluffy in the brush pile is smiling, his eyes almost glowing in the near dark.
- >You look to your herd, “Fwuffies be gud fwuffy! Nuu gif owies!”
- >The herd looks at you in shock.
- >Pookie jumps up and puffs his cheeks, “Nuu! Fwuffy gif owies!”
- >You stomp and make sparklies, “Deadmeat am smawty! Nuu gif owies!”
- >Pookie lets the air out of his cheeks and lays down shaking from your stare.
- >Haze is stomping at the fluffies around him, “Hase wan gif owies… BIG OWIES!”
- >He giggles looking at the large fluffies staring him down, “Smawty saf fwuffy fwom Hase!”
- >He sits and wags his tail smiling with his tongue hanging out.
- >”Yoo am smawt smawty… come!”
- >You turn around, the large unicorn fluffy is standing there glaring at you.
- >”Wha yoo wan!”
- >The unicorn simply says, “Smawty wan haf talkie wif yoo.”
- >You try to hide your surprise, “Yoo nuu smawty?”
- >You hear giggling from inside the bush.
- >You trot back and go inside.
- >You see a unicorn sitting in front of you.
- >Your eyes try to adjust as you look at him.
- >”Smawty do food waid so nuu hewe when fwuffy come.”
- >”Did smawty wand!”
- >”Deadmeat fin wand! Deameat wan wand!”
- >”Yoo nuu haf wand!”
- >The fluffy stands up and that is when you see his legs.
- >You step back looking at the fluffy to your front.
- >He stands tall and proud.
- >In the dusk you can see whiffs of grey in his fluff.
- >This fluffy is the oldest fluffy you have seen.
- >You look at his legs.
- >You see he only has three.
- >His front right one is missing.
- >You point to it, “Yoo haf big owie…”
- >He sits and points at you, “Yoo haf wots big owies.”
- >You huff indignantly.
- >He gets up and walks to the nest and lays in it.
- >”Smawty wook at fwuffies fwom away.”
- >”Yoo have pway wif fwuffies, yoo gud to babeh.”
- >He looks up at you, “Smawty nuu do dat a wot.”
- >”Yoo know hewd stwongeh dan yoo hewd. Nuu many smawty know dat.”
- >”Yoo gud smawty. Yoo smawt smawty.”
- >He looks you over, “You big smawt for young fwuffy.”
- >He looks at you then lowers his head yawning, “Dis smawty wand. Yoo weak hewd.”
- >He closes his eyes, “Yoo sweepie dawk time, yoo go way when wakie.”
- >Six large fluffies step in front of you.
- >You hop out of the brush and walk to your herd.
- >As you get closer Haze runs past the fluffies trying to guard him and comes to your side.
- >Pookie does the same
- >The enemy fluffies start to back away and surround your herd.
- >There are three of them to every one of your fluffies.
- >”Hase gif neck cwunshies smawty?”
- >He is dancing around you looking at the other fluffies.
- >”Nuu! We sweepie noa.”
- >You hear from behind you, “Dat munsta fwuffy...”
- >You whip around, “Deadmeat nuu munsta!”
- >You see the quaking fluffy is following Haze as he dances around you.
- >You walk into your herd and lay down, “Dey haf wots fwuffy… we sweepie..”
- >You grit your teeth as you lay your head down.
- >You feel another fluffy lay next to you, “Mommeh feew saf wif smawty…”
- >Haze lays to your front and gives a raspberry to the other herd before laying down.
- >Pookie gets to the back of your herd and the rest of the fluffies fall in between.
- >You nod off and have an uneasy night’s sleep.
- >You jerk awake and look around making sure the enemy fluffies aren’t getting closer.
- >You finally nod off close to bright time.
- >You are woke by giggling.
- >You turn and see haze walking over the sleeping members of your herd sniffing them.
- >He stand over a sleeping mare and smells deeply with his eyes closed.
- >He raises his head up and a big smile on his face, “Hee hee hee… smeww pwetty…”
- >He opens his eyes and sees you.
- >”Smawty wakies!”
- >He bounds over to you and looks out at the enemy fluffies.
- >He starts to fidget, “We gif owies noa? Hase gif gud owies!”
- >You sit up annoyed, “Nuu! Gif nuu owies! We weafe soon.”
- >Haze freezes and looks at you in surprise.
- >”Bu’ Hase gif gud owies! We gif wots of owies! Hase gif owies fo smawty!”
- >He looks out from the herd, “Hase stwong! Show smawty Hase stwong! GIF OW- owies!”
- >You boop his nose.
- >He turns and looks at you hurt.
- >”Why gif Hase sowwies? why…” he closes his eyes and starts to stomp.
- >”Hase gud fwuffy! Yoo meanie smawty! Yoo nuu- owies!”
- >You boop his nose again.
- >”Deadmeat am smawty!”
- >He lays down and looks up at you with tears in his eyes.
- >You point at him, “Yoo gif biggest owchies!”
- >You stomp and look around, “Deadmeat gif biggest owchies! Deadmeat Hase do gud gif biggest owchies!”
- >You look down making sure Haze is still looking at you.
- >You point to the mommy fluffy with her baby and Next Special Friend.
- >”Dey nuu gif biggest owchies!”
- >You point to the rest of the sleeping fluffies, “Dey nuu gif biggest owchies!”
- >”Det get biggest owchies! Hewd nee fwuffies! Nee fwuffies fo nummies, fo gif bad fwuffies owies!”
- >”Hewd twy to gif owies den hewd wose fwuffies to biggest owchies!”
- >Haze lays there quietly.
- >You sit back and look around, “Dey hewd biggeh and haf stwong fwuffies.”
- >”Deadmeat wan gif owies bu’ nuu can win and nuu wose mo fwuffies…”
- >Haze looks at you for a bit.
- >He stands and gets behind you, “Hase sowwy… smawty … betteh smawty dan Hase…”
- >The herds wake up.
- >Pookie comes stand beside you as well.
- >He protest but relents when you say you won’t fight.
- >Finally a large fluffy walks in front of you, “Smawty wan haf tawkies wif smaty.”
- >You follow the fluffy back to the three legged smarty.
- >Pookie and Haze follow behind you.
- >As you approach you hear a fluffy make the commenet, “Dat munsta fwuffy…”
- >You stomp, “Deadmeat nuu munsta!”
- >You look over and see the fluffy is looking at Haze.
- >Haze is ignoring the fluffies humming an out of tune song.
- >You continue on to the brush pile.
- >When you get there the fluffy comes out of the brush pile.
- >You can now see him better.
- >There is a ragged nub where his leg should be.
- >He has brown fluff and a white mane, his fluff is colored with streaks of gray.
- >His piercing green eyes stare at you.
- >”Yoo go way dis bwite time.”
- >”Nuu nuf nummies fo aww fwuffies!”
- >Pookie starts to puff his cheeks.
- >You stare down the enemy fluffy, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Nuu wet fwuffy haf nummies! Keep nummies fo yoo onwy!”
- >He stares back, “Yoo dum dum fwuffy! Nuu nuf nummies fo aww fwuffy!”
- >He then gets a michievious smile on his face, “Befo fwuffy go way, you weave a mawe wif smawty hewd…”
- >You puff your cheeks, “Nuu! Gif owies befo wet mawe go!”
- >The smarty’s mouth falls open, “Smawty tought yoo smawt smawty…”
- >Haze starts to run in place, “Hase am gud fwuffy… gud fwuffy…”
- >He quickly walks backwards and sniffs your rump again.
- >You get a bugged eye look while trying to keep your cheeks puffed.
- >You compose yourself ignoring Haze, “Nuu gif bad smawty mawe! Gif bad smawty owchies!”
- >”Yoo wisk hew fo mawe? Any dum dum mawe!?”
- >Pookie is stomping and facing the other fluffies who have taken up stomping and puffing their cheeks.
- >”Deadmeat nu-“
- >The three legged smarty sits up and boops your nose hard.
- >Your head turns with the force, “Yoo dum fwuffy!”
- >You turn back fuming puffing your cheeks.
- >The three legged smarty runs up and head butts you.
- >You stand locked eye to eye with the smarty.
- >Haze giggles and jumps at the closest unicorn.
- >He boops Haze knocking him back.
- >Haze giggles and shakes his head.
- >The unicorn is making sparklies and Haze walks back to him.
- >Haze licks the unicorn’s nose and leans nose to nose with him.
- >”When smawty gif wowd… twoat cwunshies…”
- >He ignores the sparklies in front of his eyes and he stares at the unicorn.
- >Pookie is yelling at two other fluffies, “Gif owies! Gif wots owies!”
- >More fluffies are starting to appear at the entrance.
- >”Yoo too gud be smawty! Nuu sacwifise fo hewd! Hewd haf owies!”
- >”Deadmeat nuu be bad to hewd!”
- >”Yoo nee be meanie fwuffy or smawty feew bad abou’ sending some of smawty fwuffy wif yoo!”
- >All fluffies freeze and whip around looking at the smarty friend, “WHA!!”
- >Even you take a step back, “Wha dum dum smawty mean?”
- >He stands huffing at you, “Too many fwuffy fo too wittle nummies…”
- >”Onwy way fo hewd to wive is teww fwuffy to go… or gif owies and have fwuffies nuu wakie…”
- >”Am smawty! Smawty do one dose tings!”
- >Haze is scratching his head, “Hase gif owwies ow nuu?”
- >Pookie is still looking around, “Fwuffy gif owchies! Fwuffy take wand! Fwuffy-“
- >”Nuu!” You snap.
- >The smarty smiles, “Yoo am smawt fwuffy… yoo get stwong owwie fwens and wive…”
- >The unicorn looks over, “Yoo make owwie fwens weave? Teww Bwoos wha owwie fwens and Bwoos get dem…”
- >He looks sad and lowers his head.
- >You can tell he doesn’t want to lose any friends.
- >The three legged smarty sits up and decrees, “Aww owwie fwen in dis pwace!”
- >Once again all the fluffies look at the smarty, “WHA!!”
- >You hear scurrying from outside as you hear fluffies running away.
- >Bruce snaps up, “Bu’ smawty! Bwoos am gud fwen! Nuu wan-“
- >The smarty whips around, “De smawty haf said!”
- >He looks at the fluffies, “Yoo ge’ speshul fwens and go wif dum smawty hewd!”
- >Haze looks in amazement, “We haf to haf dat fwuffy!?”
- >He points at the unicorn he was nose to nose with.
- >The smarty just smiles, “Wes!”
- >You walk to the large unicorn, he is almost as big as you.
- >”Yoo haf pwobwem wife be in Deadmeat hewd?”
- >He looks at you and then to his other smarty.
- >He then lowers his head, “Nuu… be gud fwuffy…”
- >The three legged smarty looks at Bruce, “Yoo be stwong fwuffy. Dat way nuu fwuffies get big owies.”
- >Bruce stands tall, “Bwoos be gud fwuffy fo smawty!”
- >The three legged smarty looks at you, “Smawty send fwuffies to dum dum smawty! Den yoo go way!”
- >You snort at him and walk out heading back to your herd.
- >Pookie and Haze are next to you, “Why nuu gif owies! Haze gif wots owies!”
- >You stop and stomp, “Dey bigger! Hewd nuu gif enuf owies!”
- >You turn and glare at them, “Deadmeat can gif owies but Deadmeat be wone afteh!”
- >Both Pookie and Haze shrink before you.
- >”Fwuffies weave…”
- >A smile crosses your face, “An fwuffies take aww nummies in fwont dey see…”
- >You mill about and fifteen fluffies finally come join you.
- >It is eight males and seven females, an assortment of earth, pegasus and unicorns.
- >When all are assembled you look over your herd.
- >It is getting big.
- >It will be hard to control going past two legged monster hidey holes.
- >Your head twinges.
- >You stand tall, “Fowwow Deadmeat!”
- >You turn and walk with your growing herd behind you.
- >The enemy herd waves bye to their friends, some crying.
- >You keep walking and when you get to the first trash can, you tip it.
- >You turn to your herd, “Take nummies yoo fin and cawwy dem!”
- >The waving fluffies then start to yell, “Nuu! Dey hewd nummies! Owie fwens!”
- >Your fluffies start to get the nummies they can find.
- >You turn and give a raspberry, “Yoo owie fwens deadmeat fwens noa!”
- >You walk on with angry shouts behind you.
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