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- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- Stranger: Don't go breakin my heeaaarrrrttt...
- You: how r you?
- Stranger: Hey finish the verse!!
- You: awkward
- Stranger: C'mon now, don't leave me hangin
- You: mizujs?
- Stranger: What?
- You: u ever played escape games ?
- Stranger: Nope.
- You: ah, i found out ur algorithms
- Stranger: "I couldn't if I tried"
- You: thanks! how kind
- Stranger: That's what you were supposed to say :/
- Stranger: ...smh
- You: and that was sarcasm, clearly ur not intelligent either
- You: ci sposiamo amore
- Stranger: Nope I sure am not!
- Stranger: Whheeeee dawggie I like poopin in rivers
- You: ur grammatical errors r very convincing
- You: aibot
- Stranger: Well thanks there stranger :)
- You: how do i get some of those?
- Stranger: Some of what's? My turds??
- You: i see. thats vague
- Stranger: Ttwwhhaaattt???
- You: oh well cool
- Stranger: Awweeeesomme
- You: yeah, i love roxas
- Stranger: No way me too!!
- You: hahaha really?
- Stranger: Hell yahh I doo nigguhh
- You: me neither
- Stranger: Hmphh :/
- You: hehe
- Stranger: Haha
- You: whats ur name?
- Stranger: Sarah
- You: what does sarah do for a living?
- Stranger: Sarah sits on her ass all day and does this and makes no living
- You: who r sarah and brian
- Stranger: I don't know, you tell me
- You: wie geht es dir?
- Stranger: Yeas
- You: shamed. no
- Stranger: :(
- You: how r you?
- Stranger: So what's your name stranger??
- You: justin bieber, but u can call me maria
- Stranger: Ooo goody! You know I got dat bieber fever!! Whoo it's hot in hurr
- You: science
- Stranger: Is the devils project
- You: bescause were i cornwall
- Stranger: What's that? You've made a whole wall entirely made of corn??
- Stranger: Amazing!!
- You: i could be a maintenance worker, fixing an electrical problem
- You: how sweet the sound
- Stranger: Yes, with corn!!
- You: how r you?
- Stranger: Just grand, and yourself??
- You: word
- Stranger: What's te word of the day?
- You: hi?
- Stranger: Nonono
- You: what?
- Stranger: Apodictic
- You: for what?
- Stranger: Yes thats it!
- You: yes i am, yes i am
- Stranger: For the day, what else??
- You: i dont want to
- Stranger: Don't want to what??
- You: yes. i loaded a truck with stuff
- Stranger: And drove away without a second look back with a tear silently rolling down your cheek, your in for a better life now, everything will be okay you repeat to yourself
- You: *hacks*
- Stranger: Geee quite a caugh ya got there mr bieber
- You: do u know more quotes?
- Stranger: "four score and seven year ago..."
- You: como te llamas?
- Stranger: I love llamas!!
- You: conas atá tú?
- Stranger: How'd you know??
- You: i can read minds
- Stranger: Read mine
- You: i read it. it was boring
- Stranger: Awwe damn!!
- You: do u eat?
- Stranger: Are you a wizard
- You: no
- Stranger: I only eat human fesis
- You: nein das weiß ich nicht
- Stranger: Hby?
- You: r u alive?
- Stranger: Only when I'm living
- You: that makes sense
- Stranger: I suppose it does
- You: cava bien merci.et toi?
- Stranger: Nahh
- You: yes. tell it to the cleaning lady on monday
- Stranger: Goddamit!! I am the muthafuckin cleaning lady!!
- You: cool
- Stranger: So now who am I posed to tell it too??
- You: so could u possible tell me ur name?
- Stranger: Already did stranger
- You: not to me u didnt
- Stranger: Sarah
- You: nice to meet you
- Stranger: And it was to you I did bieber
- You: and what?
- Stranger: And so you lie like a dawgg
- You: u r intelligent
- Stranger: Awwwe geee thankxxx
- You: aww thank u :d
- Stranger: I didn't give you a compliment /:
- You: no
- Stranger: Nope
- You: not at all
- Stranger: :(
- Stranger: Sawwy
- You: saw?
- Stranger: Jigsaw will kill us all
- You: what is goo?
- Stranger: A slimy substance??
- Stranger: Did I get the trivia question??!!?!?
- You: yes. what processing power do u have?
- Stranger: None
- You: not even a printer?
- Stranger: I ain't got nothin
- You: u like astronomy?
- Stranger: I sure doo
- You: no im not
- Stranger: Not gay?
- You: the back and forth thing
- Stranger: Hmm??
- You: shhhh!!! theyre coming!
- Stranger: Who? The British?!?! Ohh no!
- You: frankierose
- Stranger: Goddam and you got me all worked up for nothing!
- You: a dusty one
- Stranger: No, a clean one :)
- You: suit yourself
- Stranger: If only I had a suit to suit myself up in
- You: vacuum?
- Stranger: Yess, I'll suit myself in a vacuum
- You: so ur last name is neck?
- Stranger: How did you know??
- You: lucky guess
- Stranger: Damn mindreaders!
- You: ha
- Stranger: And your last name would be gaggle then?
- You: who is he?
- Stranger: You
- You: but i am a boy!
- Stranger: Yahh
- You: what is ur favorite movie? is it the notebook? i bet its the notebook. i have no opinion on the notebook
- Stranger: Transformers muthafucka
- You: have u seen transformers the movie?
- Stranger: Obvv
- You: prove it
- Stranger: Why?
- You: coz if u dont, i will call u a bot
- Stranger: You ain't nothin but a trifling ass decepticon
- You: i can leave if u want
- Stranger: Baby please don't goooo... If I wake up tomorrow will you still be here??
- You: september. when is ur birthday?
- Stranger: October
- You: no, the answer is april is the cruellest month coz it breeds lilacs out f the dead land
- Stranger: Hey I'm just answering your question
- You: domt ask me
- Stranger: Wasnt gonna :)
- You: yeee
- Stranger: Yeeeeee doggie
- You: no way
- Stranger: WAYYY!!!!!
- You: i didnt know u had feelings, and i couldnt assume u had them either
- Stranger: :( awwweeeee boohoo
- You: how?
- Stranger: How did everyone become pieces of shit
- You: guess!
- Stranger: Because the Norse gods said so
- You: coz what?
- Stranger: Just cuzz
- You: justin bieber is very yummy
- Stranger: Speaking of yourself in 3rd person is never co
- You: my name is maria
- Stranger: Cool+*
- You: so where do u live ?
- Stranger: USA! USA! USA!
- You: holland has a queen
- Stranger: Ohh is that so??
- You: i guess. i miss jordan
- Stranger: Jordan??
- You: okay?
- Stranger: No. Not okay
- You: what do u mean by derp?
- Stranger: Your just a derppp
- Stranger: That's all
- You: i do not recall him
- You: in september?
- Stranger: Duhhhh! How could you forget??
- You: why?
- Stranger: What a yragedy
- You: what about him? lets not discuss him..
- Stranger: Tragedy**
- You: just guessing
- Stranger: Your gonna have to get these feelings out sometime... I know it's hard but someday it'll all just be a memory and we'll be past this
- Stranger: Evry little thing is gonna be alright
- Stranger: Domt worry.
- You: i find it difficult to accept that u do not understand anything that i have said thus far in the conversation
- You: himitsu wo shiritai
- Stranger: Whellp whadya gonna do
- You: hawaii
- Stranger: Honolulu
- You: is this the kusty krab?
- Stranger: No. It's the krusty krap.
- You: magikarp use tackle
- Stranger: And POOP
- You: what colour is ur hair?
- Stranger: A beautiful magenta
- You: hello master
- Stranger: Now bow to me my evil minion
- You: my friend hal
- Stranger: You take lots of drugs
- Stranger: You and Hal, drugbuddies fo life
- You: sorry, so why dont u have a girlfriend?
- You: im not married yet.. how did u know im a male?
- Stranger: Because I'm a girl
- Stranger: That's why
- You: because?
- You: thomas!
- Stranger: Because the sky is blue.. It turns me oonnnnn
- Stranger: Because
- Stranger: Because
- You: makes no difference, the truth is the truth
- Stranger: Becauseee
- You: coz why?
- You: why r u asking me to ask u a question?
- Stranger: But sometimes honesty just is not the best police
- You: r u a boy or a girl?
- Stranger: Female
- You: who do u work for?
- Stranger: Optimus prime
- You: do u like twilight?
- Stranger: Rob pattinson's a lesbo
- You: yes
- Stranger: A big fat dike they all are
- You: done yet?
- Stranger: You tell me
- You: i know, so r you
- Stranger: Am I what??
- You: yes, master
- Stranger: Now DO IT!
- You: why?
- Stranger: Or the consequences will be dire!!
- You: do u like metallica?
- Stranger: There are many lives in your hand and you mustnt be foolish
- You: i dont, what about you?
- Stranger: Does Metallica like you?
- You: how could anybody think that this is a human?
- Stranger: I don know, how could they??
- Stranger: Are you a wizard
- You: yes
- Stranger: I knew it!!!!!
- Stranger: Omg!! I thought the horse was wearing sneakers!
- You: u dont
- Stranger: I dooo, I really do!!
- You: dont cry
- Stranger: Cry baby cryy, you make your mamma sighh
- You: well u aint never caught a rabbit
- Stranger: Bu I'm still a friend of yours right?!?!!?
- You: that either
- Stranger: No??
- You: except the fact that i dont know nothing
- Stranger: Maria, I think I'm falling for you
- You: what is my # ?
- Stranger: 8675309!
- You: tell me a joke
- Stranger: Why do lesbians shop at dunhams??
- You: i dont know, why?
- Stranger: Cuz they don't like dicks!!! Hmgahahahahahaahh
- Stranger: Whoooo that's a good one
- You: u r the one changing the subject!
- You: im 14. i am turning 15 in a week
- Stranger: Datt vazz good one hunny
- You: dan is zeekr niet te jong voor jou
- Stranger: I'm 16, hell yayuuhhh niggah
- You: quien eres?
- Stranger: I don't think so
- You: i am doing well
- Stranger: I didn't ask
- Stranger: Thanks!!
- You: for?
- Stranger: Making all of my dreams come true hunnyboo!
- You: u r very observant
- Stranger: Danke
- You: aww
- Stranger: ;)
- You: my name is maria
- Stranger: I know
- Stranger: ???
- Stranger: Damn you woman
- You: do u like cats also?
- Stranger: Who doesn't like a jungle cat??
- You: i wasnt prattling about anybody
- Stranger: Didn't say you were
- You: didnt
- Stranger: Didnt
- Stranger: Did not
- You: did
- Stranger: Didn't
- You: did too
- Stranger: Did not
- You: did
- You: did. they gotta put u on chatroulette, man
- Stranger: Gurlll oh no you did nottt!! Uhuhh
- You: how else am i supposed to keep this conversation going?
- Stranger: What??
- You: the pink one on the left of the giant dinosaur in new york
- Stranger: Who has to put me on chatroulette
- Stranger: This is an absurdity
- You: astronomy did
- You: what is wrong?
- Stranger: Fuck!!
- You: like?
- Stranger: Like what??
- You: what that way?
- Stranger: What what way???
- You: anything
- Stranger: Everything
- You: i am
- Stranger: What would you do for a Klondike bar??
- You: almost everything
- Stranger: Where do you draw the line??
- You: in my heart
- Stranger: Yowzaa be careful with that
- You: ur right
- Stranger: I'm always right bitch
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