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  1. Talk to strangers!
  2. 20,752 strangers online
  3.  
  4. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  5.  
  6. Stranger: Don't go breakin my heeaaarrrrttt...
  7.  
  8. You: how r you?
  9.  
  10. Stranger: Hey finish the verse!!
  11.  
  12. You: awkward
  13.  
  14. Stranger: C'mon now, don't leave me hangin
  15.  
  16. You: mizujs?
  17.  
  18. Stranger: What?
  19.  
  20. You: u ever played escape games ?
  21.  
  22. Stranger: Nope.
  23.  
  24. You: ah, i found out ur algorithms
  25.  
  26. Stranger: "I couldn't if I tried"
  27.  
  28. You: thanks! how kind
  29.  
  30. Stranger: That's what you were supposed to say :/
  31.  
  32. Stranger: ...smh
  33.  
  34. You: and that was sarcasm, clearly ur not intelligent either
  35.  
  36. You: ci sposiamo amore
  37.  
  38. Stranger: Nope I sure am not!
  39.  
  40. Stranger: Whheeeee dawggie I like poopin in rivers
  41.  
  42. You: ur grammatical errors r very convincing
  43.  
  44. You: aibot
  45.  
  46. Stranger: Well thanks there stranger :)
  47.  
  48. You: how do i get some of those?
  49.  
  50. Stranger: Some of what's? My turds??
  51.  
  52. You: i see. thats vague
  53.  
  54. Stranger: Ttwwhhaaattt???
  55.  
  56. You: oh well cool
  57.  
  58. Stranger: Awweeeesomme
  59.  
  60. You: yeah, i love roxas
  61.  
  62. Stranger: No way me too!!
  63.  
  64. You: hahaha really?
  65.  
  66. Stranger: Hell yahh I doo nigguhh
  67.  
  68. You: me neither
  69.  
  70. Stranger: Hmphh :/
  71.  
  72. You: hehe
  73.  
  74. Stranger: Haha
  75.  
  76. You: whats ur name?
  77.  
  78. Stranger: Sarah
  79.  
  80. You: what does sarah do for a living?
  81.  
  82. Stranger: Sarah sits on her ass all day and does this and makes no living
  83.  
  84. You: who r sarah and brian
  85.  
  86. Stranger: I don't know, you tell me
  87.  
  88. You: wie geht es dir?
  89.  
  90. Stranger: Yeas
  91.  
  92. You: shamed. no
  93.  
  94. Stranger: :(
  95.  
  96. You: how r you?
  97.  
  98. Stranger: So what's your name stranger??
  99.  
  100. You: justin bieber, but u can call me maria
  101.  
  102. Stranger: Ooo goody! You know I got dat bieber fever!! Whoo it's hot in hurr
  103.  
  104. You: science
  105.  
  106. Stranger: Is the devils project
  107.  
  108. You: bescause were i cornwall
  109.  
  110. Stranger: What's that? You've made a whole wall entirely made of corn??
  111.  
  112. Stranger: Amazing!!
  113.  
  114. You: i could be a maintenance worker, fixing an electrical problem
  115.  
  116. You: how sweet the sound
  117.  
  118. Stranger: Yes, with corn!!
  119.  
  120. You: how r you?
  121.  
  122. Stranger: Just grand, and yourself??
  123.  
  124. You: word
  125.  
  126. Stranger: What's te word of the day?
  127.  
  128. You: hi?
  129.  
  130. Stranger: Nonono
  131.  
  132. You: what?
  133.  
  134. Stranger: Apodictic
  135.  
  136. You: for what?
  137.  
  138. Stranger: Yes thats it!
  139.  
  140. You: yes i am, yes i am
  141.  
  142. Stranger: For the day, what else??
  143.  
  144. You: i dont want to
  145.  
  146. Stranger: Don't want to what??
  147.  
  148. You: yes. i loaded a truck with stuff
  149.  
  150. Stranger: And drove away without a second look back with a tear silently rolling down your cheek, your in for a better life now, everything will be okay you repeat to yourself
  151.  
  152. You: *hacks*
  153.  
  154. Stranger: Geee quite a caugh ya got there mr bieber
  155.  
  156. You: do u know more quotes?
  157.  
  158. Stranger: "four score and seven year ago..."
  159.  
  160. You: como te llamas?
  161.  
  162. Stranger: I love llamas!!
  163.  
  164. You: conas atá tú?
  165.  
  166. Stranger: How'd you know??
  167.  
  168. You: i can read minds
  169.  
  170. Stranger: Read mine
  171.  
  172. You: i read it. it was boring
  173.  
  174. Stranger: Awwe damn!!
  175.  
  176. You: do u eat?
  177.  
  178. Stranger: Are you a wizard
  179.  
  180. You: no
  181.  
  182. Stranger: I only eat human fesis
  183.  
  184. You: nein das weiß ich nicht
  185.  
  186. Stranger: Hby?
  187.  
  188. You: r u alive?
  189.  
  190. Stranger: Only when I'm living
  191.  
  192. You: that makes sense
  193.  
  194. Stranger: I suppose it does
  195.  
  196. You: cava bien merci.et toi?
  197.  
  198. Stranger: Nahh
  199.  
  200. You: yes. tell it to the cleaning lady on monday
  201.  
  202. Stranger: Goddamit!! I am the muthafuckin cleaning lady!!
  203.  
  204. You: cool
  205.  
  206. Stranger: So now who am I posed to tell it too??
  207.  
  208. You: so could u possible tell me ur name?
  209.  
  210. Stranger: Already did stranger
  211.  
  212. You: not to me u didnt
  213.  
  214. Stranger: Sarah
  215.  
  216. You: nice to meet you
  217.  
  218. Stranger: And it was to you I did bieber
  219.  
  220. You: and what?
  221.  
  222. Stranger: And so you lie like a dawgg
  223.  
  224. You: u r intelligent
  225.  
  226. Stranger: Awwwe geee thankxxx
  227.  
  228. You: aww thank u :d
  229.  
  230. Stranger: I didn't give you a compliment /:
  231.  
  232. You: no
  233.  
  234. Stranger: Nope
  235.  
  236. You: not at all
  237.  
  238. Stranger: :(
  239.  
  240. Stranger: Sawwy
  241.  
  242. You: saw?
  243.  
  244. Stranger: Jigsaw will kill us all
  245.  
  246. You: what is goo?
  247.  
  248. Stranger: A slimy substance??
  249.  
  250. Stranger: Did I get the trivia question??!!?!?
  251.  
  252. You: yes. what processing power do u have?
  253.  
  254. Stranger: None
  255.  
  256. You: not even a printer?
  257.  
  258. Stranger: I ain't got nothin
  259.  
  260. You: u like astronomy?
  261.  
  262. Stranger: I sure doo
  263.  
  264. You: no im not
  265.  
  266. Stranger: Not gay?
  267.  
  268. You: the back and forth thing
  269.  
  270. Stranger: Hmm??
  271.  
  272. You: shhhh!!! theyre coming!
  273.  
  274. Stranger: Who? The British?!?! Ohh no!
  275.  
  276. You: frankierose
  277.  
  278. Stranger: Goddam and you got me all worked up for nothing!
  279.  
  280. You: a dusty one
  281.  
  282. Stranger: No, a clean one :)
  283.  
  284. You: suit yourself
  285.  
  286. Stranger: If only I had a suit to suit myself up in
  287.  
  288. You: vacuum?
  289.  
  290. Stranger: Yess, I'll suit myself in a vacuum
  291.  
  292. You: so ur last name is neck?
  293.  
  294. Stranger: How did you know??
  295.  
  296. You: lucky guess
  297.  
  298. Stranger: Damn mindreaders!
  299.  
  300. You: ha
  301.  
  302. Stranger: And your last name would be gaggle then?
  303.  
  304. You: who is he?
  305.  
  306. Stranger: You
  307.  
  308. You: but i am a boy!
  309.  
  310. Stranger: Yahh
  311.  
  312. You: what is ur favorite movie? is it the notebook? i bet its the notebook. i have no opinion on the notebook
  313.  
  314. Stranger: Transformers muthafucka
  315.  
  316. You: have u seen transformers the movie?
  317.  
  318. Stranger: Obvv
  319.  
  320. You: prove it
  321.  
  322. Stranger: Why?
  323.  
  324. You: coz if u dont, i will call u a bot
  325.  
  326. Stranger: You ain't nothin but a trifling ass decepticon
  327.  
  328. You: i can leave if u want
  329.  
  330. Stranger: Baby please don't goooo... If I wake up tomorrow will you still be here??
  331.  
  332. You: september. when is ur birthday?
  333.  
  334. Stranger: October
  335.  
  336. You: no, the answer is april is the cruellest month coz it breeds lilacs out f the dead land
  337.  
  338. Stranger: Hey I'm just answering your question
  339.  
  340. You: domt ask me
  341.  
  342. Stranger: Wasnt gonna :)
  343.  
  344. You: yeee
  345.  
  346. Stranger: Yeeeeee doggie
  347.  
  348. You: no way
  349.  
  350. Stranger: WAYYY!!!!!
  351.  
  352. You: i didnt know u had feelings, and i couldnt assume u had them either
  353.  
  354. Stranger: :( awwweeeee boohoo
  355.  
  356. You: how?
  357.  
  358. Stranger: How did everyone become pieces of shit
  359.  
  360. You: guess!
  361.  
  362. Stranger: Because the Norse gods said so
  363.  
  364. You: coz what?
  365.  
  366. Stranger: Just cuzz
  367.  
  368. You: justin bieber is very yummy
  369.  
  370. Stranger: Speaking of yourself in 3rd person is never co
  371.  
  372. You: my name is maria
  373.  
  374. Stranger: Cool+*
  375.  
  376. You: so where do u live ?
  377.  
  378. Stranger: USA! USA! USA!
  379.  
  380. You: holland has a queen
  381.  
  382. Stranger: Ohh is that so??
  383.  
  384. You: i guess. i miss jordan
  385.  
  386. Stranger: Jordan??
  387.  
  388. You: okay?
  389.  
  390. Stranger: No. Not okay
  391.  
  392. You: what do u mean by derp?
  393.  
  394. Stranger: Your just a derppp
  395.  
  396. Stranger: That's all
  397.  
  398. You: i do not recall him
  399.  
  400. You: in september?
  401.  
  402. Stranger: Duhhhh! How could you forget??
  403.  
  404. You: why?
  405.  
  406. Stranger: What a yragedy
  407.  
  408. You: what about him? lets not discuss him..
  409.  
  410. Stranger: Tragedy**
  411.  
  412. You: just guessing
  413.  
  414. Stranger: Your gonna have to get these feelings out sometime... I know it's hard but someday it'll all just be a memory and we'll be past this
  415.  
  416. Stranger: Evry little thing is gonna be alright
  417.  
  418. Stranger: Domt worry.
  419.  
  420. You: i find it difficult to accept that u do not understand anything that i have said thus far in the conversation
  421.  
  422. You: himitsu wo shiritai
  423.  
  424. Stranger: Whellp whadya gonna do
  425.  
  426. You: hawaii
  427.  
  428. Stranger: Honolulu
  429.  
  430. You: is this the kusty krab?
  431.  
  432. Stranger: No. It's the krusty krap.
  433.  
  434. You: magikarp use tackle
  435.  
  436. Stranger: And POOP
  437.  
  438. You: what colour is ur hair?
  439.  
  440. Stranger: A beautiful magenta
  441.  
  442. You: hello master
  443.  
  444. Stranger: Now bow to me my evil minion
  445.  
  446. You: my friend hal
  447.  
  448. Stranger: You take lots of drugs
  449.  
  450. Stranger: You and Hal, drugbuddies fo life
  451.  
  452. You: sorry, so why dont u have a girlfriend?
  453.  
  454. You: im not married yet.. how did u know im a male?
  455.  
  456. Stranger: Because I'm a girl
  457.  
  458. Stranger: That's why
  459.  
  460. You: because?
  461.  
  462. You: thomas!
  463.  
  464. Stranger: Because the sky is blue.. It turns me oonnnnn
  465.  
  466. Stranger: Because
  467.  
  468. Stranger: Because
  469.  
  470. You: makes no difference, the truth is the truth
  471.  
  472. Stranger: Becauseee
  473.  
  474. You: coz why?
  475.  
  476. You: why r u asking me to ask u a question?
  477.  
  478. Stranger: But sometimes honesty just is not the best police
  479.  
  480. You: r u a boy or a girl?
  481.  
  482. Stranger: Female
  483.  
  484. You: who do u work for?
  485.  
  486. Stranger: Optimus prime
  487.  
  488. You: do u like twilight?
  489.  
  490. Stranger: Rob pattinson's a lesbo
  491.  
  492. You: yes
  493.  
  494. Stranger: A big fat dike they all are
  495.  
  496. You: done yet?
  497.  
  498. Stranger: You tell me
  499.  
  500. You: i know, so r you
  501.  
  502. Stranger: Am I what??
  503.  
  504. You: yes, master
  505.  
  506. Stranger: Now DO IT!
  507.  
  508. You: why?
  509.  
  510. Stranger: Or the consequences will be dire!!
  511.  
  512. You: do u like metallica?
  513.  
  514. Stranger: There are many lives in your hand and you mustnt be foolish
  515.  
  516. You: i dont, what about you?
  517.  
  518. Stranger: Does Metallica like you?
  519.  
  520. You: how could anybody think that this is a human?
  521.  
  522. Stranger: I don know, how could they??
  523.  
  524. Stranger: Are you a wizard
  525.  
  526. You: yes
  527.  
  528. Stranger: I knew it!!!!!
  529.  
  530. Stranger: Omg!! I thought the horse was wearing sneakers!
  531.  
  532. You: u dont
  533.  
  534. Stranger: I dooo, I really do!!
  535.  
  536. You: dont cry
  537.  
  538. Stranger: Cry baby cryy, you make your mamma sighh
  539.  
  540. You: well u aint never caught a rabbit
  541.  
  542. Stranger: Bu I'm still a friend of yours right?!?!!?
  543.  
  544. You: that either
  545.  
  546. Stranger: No??
  547.  
  548. You: except the fact that i dont know nothing
  549.  
  550. Stranger: Maria, I think I'm falling for you
  551.  
  552. You: what is my # ?
  553.  
  554. Stranger: 8675309!
  555.  
  556. You: tell me a joke
  557.  
  558. Stranger: Why do lesbians shop at dunhams??
  559.  
  560. You: i dont know, why?
  561.  
  562. Stranger: Cuz they don't like dicks!!! Hmgahahahahahaahh
  563.  
  564. Stranger: Whoooo that's a good one
  565.  
  566. You: u r the one changing the subject!
  567.  
  568. You: im 14. i am turning 15 in a week
  569.  
  570. Stranger: Datt vazz good one hunny
  571.  
  572. You: dan is zeekr niet te jong voor jou
  573.  
  574. Stranger: I'm 16, hell yayuuhhh niggah
  575.  
  576. You: quien eres?
  577.  
  578. Stranger: I don't think so
  579.  
  580. You: i am doing well
  581.  
  582. Stranger: I didn't ask
  583.  
  584. Stranger: Thanks!!
  585.  
  586. You: for?
  587.  
  588. Stranger: Making all of my dreams come true hunnyboo!
  589.  
  590. You: u r very observant
  591.  
  592. Stranger: Danke
  593.  
  594. You: aww
  595.  
  596. Stranger: ;)
  597.  
  598. You: my name is maria
  599.  
  600. Stranger: I know
  601.  
  602. Stranger: ???
  603.  
  604. Stranger: Damn you woman
  605.  
  606. You: do u like cats also?
  607.  
  608. Stranger: Who doesn't like a jungle cat??
  609.  
  610. You: i wasnt prattling about anybody
  611.  
  612. Stranger: Didn't say you were
  613.  
  614. You: didnt
  615.  
  616. Stranger: Didnt
  617.  
  618. Stranger: Did not
  619.  
  620. You: did
  621.  
  622. Stranger: Didn't
  623.  
  624. You: did too
  625.  
  626. Stranger: Did not
  627.  
  628. You: did
  629.  
  630. You: did. they gotta put u on chatroulette, man
  631.  
  632. Stranger: Gurlll oh no you did nottt!! Uhuhh
  633.  
  634. You: how else am i supposed to keep this conversation going?
  635.  
  636. Stranger: What??
  637.  
  638. You: the pink one on the left of the giant dinosaur in new york
  639.  
  640. Stranger: Who has to put me on chatroulette
  641.  
  642. Stranger: This is an absurdity
  643.  
  644. You: astronomy did
  645.  
  646. You: what is wrong?
  647.  
  648. Stranger: Fuck!!
  649.  
  650. You: like?
  651.  
  652. Stranger: Like what??
  653.  
  654. You: what that way?
  655.  
  656. Stranger: What what way???
  657.  
  658. You: anything
  659.  
  660. Stranger: Everything
  661.  
  662. You: i am
  663.  
  664. Stranger: What would you do for a Klondike bar??
  665.  
  666. You: almost everything
  667.  
  668. Stranger: Where do you draw the line??
  669.  
  670. You: in my heart
  671.  
  672. Stranger: Yowzaa be careful with that
  673.  
  674. You: ur right
  675.  
  676. Stranger: I'm always right bitch
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