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- >"Hey, Anon!"
- >You flinch a little at the sound.
- >Glancing over your shoulder, you spot your old pal Rainbow Dash jogging up behind you.
- >You shorten your stride and allow her to catch up.
- >The lithe athlete grins as she passes you, before turning and walking backwards through the hall.
- >Face to face at last, she gives you a cheeky smirk and winks.
- >"I gotta question for you, buddy."
- "Yeah, what's up?"
- >Without missing a beat, Dash delivers her K.O. punch
- >"Who do you think is hotter, me or Fluttershy?"
- >You sputter to a stop.
- >Rainbow gives a short, sharp laugh as she puts her hands on her hips and cocks her head to the side.
- >"Right? What a goofy question, I don't even know why I'm asking you. It's gotta be me. Thanks!"
- >Dash gives you a short wave and hurries off, leaving you in your tongue-tied state.
- >Staring at her perky butt as she rounds the corner, you shake your head and mutter
- "What the heck was that about?"
- >With a shrug, you continue through your day.
- >At lunch, just as you're about to bite into an extra sloppy joe, there's a gentle cough and the clatter of a tray across from you.
- >Fluttershy smooths out her skirt before peeking out at you from around her mountain of fruit.
- >"Um, hi Anonymous."
- >Weird, you don't really hang out with her, but whatever.
- >Tilting your head upward, you shrug.
- "Sup?"
- >And then turn right back to your food.
- >As you're scarfing away, Fluttershy stares at you, squirming in obvious discomfort before taking a deep breath.
- >You pause your ravenous appetite for a moment, making sure to catch an inflated eyeful of the demure teen's stacked rack.
- >Unfortunately, your sandwich goes down the wrong way as she gets to her feet and leans across the table, pushing said ginormous jubblies almost right into your face.
- >"Anonymous, I was talking with Rainbow Dash, and she said you liked her more than me."
- >Oh.
- >Shit.
- >As you try not choke on the spicy meat, you pat your chest and cough a few times, shaking your head.
- >Before you can respond, Fluttershy gives an excited squeal, bouncing back into an upright position.
- >...some of her bouncing longer than others.
- >"Omigosh, I knew she was pulling my leg! He, he, thanks so much, Anonymous."
- >And just like that, the usually turtle-like Fluttershy hurries out of the lunch room, leaving an entire plate of fruit behind.
- >You glance around a few times, then take a stab at some of it.
- >No sense it letting it all go to waste.
- >Seriously though, what a weird day.
- >You're getting ready to leave when you hear a familiar voice shout again.
- >"ANONYMOUS!"
- >It never stops...
- >Without bothering to turn around, you sigh.
- "Sup, Rainbow?"
- >She clocks you in the shoulder, scowling as she comes around to your front.
- >Crossing her arms over her chest, the muscular girl looks you over and shakes her head.
- >You're about to hit her with a 'sup?', when Fluttershy comes around from your other side.
- >She looks extremely embarrassed, eyes focused on her fingers as she taps her thumbs against the knuckles of her index fingers.
- >Great...
- >After a few seconds, Rainbow Dash points to Fluttershy.
- >"I thought we made it clear this morning that you liked me more, but Fluttershy said you told her the same thing at lunch today."
- >The pink haired girl gives an apologetic smile, tucking a few stray strands behind her ear as she meets your eyes.
- >"And, we were wondering if you could tell us which one you like more. If that's okay."
- >You glance between the two girls and sigh.
- "Seriously?"
- >They nod in unison.
- >Ugh, what a mess.
- >Especially since you've got your eyes on someone else.
- >You need to get out of this, quick.
- >Thinking for a moment, you spot your escape and grin.
- "Just a second girls."
- >Throwing your arm up over your head, you wave to a figure in the distance.
- "Hey, Pinkie!"
- >With an almost inhuman speed, the pink blur hurries over to you, wearing her usual broad smile.
- >"Nonny! It's so super-de-dooper to see you again!"
- >You wave her off and grin.
- "Right? Anyway, I'm in a bit of a pinch."
- >The frizzy haired girl's eyes widen in surprise.
- >"Oh no! That sounds really uncomfortable!"
- >Giving her a solemn nod, you point towards your inquisitive friends.
- "Rainbow and Shy want to know which of them I like better. The problem is, I can't decide because I like them both equally."
- >"WHAT!?"
- >"Oh dear..."
- >Pinkie giggles and brings a hand to her lips.
- >"Hmm, that is a pinch. Well, if you like them both the same, I suppose there's only one thing to consider."
- >In a blink, Pinkie's standing behind the girls.
- >Her hands rocket under Rainbow's arms, cupping her small breasts and earning a surprised squeal from the athlete
- >"Do you like your chest whimpy, whimpy, whimpy?"
- >With a sparkle in her eyes, she bounces behind Fluttershy and makes a noble attempt to manhandle the timid girl's prodigious chest.
- >"Or hefty, hefty, hefty!?"
- >The topheavy girl whimpers as Pinkie refuses to remove her hands.
- >"U-um, Pinkie... could you...?"
- >The party girl looks at you and grins, giving Fluttershy's chest an enormous squeeze.
- >As the animal lover gives a breathy squeal, Rainbow Dash smacks her groper's arm
- >"P-Pinkie!"
- >Red faced and panting, it's obvious the blue streak is out for blood.
- >With a small whoop, Pinkie releases Fluttershy and runs away laughing, Dash in hot pursuit.
- >Fluttershy wraps her arms around herself, shuddering as she tries to recover, leaving you plenty of time to walk away unnoticed.
- >Maybe some day, you'll find the nerve to stop using Pinkie to make your get aways.
- >Maybe you'll tell her how you really feel.
- >But until then, she's the best wingman a guy could ask for.
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