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- >You see a pretty little gem sitting down in a floral dress doing nothing.
- >Time to spring into action!
- >You slither your way to her side and speak up.
- "Hey hun, how's it hangin'?"
- >"Ugh, like I would speak to something as -ghastly- as you."
- >That tone was -so- holier than thou snooty stuck up bitch it would put Rarity to shame.
- >She lifts her nose and trots away like a high steppin' horse.
- >You were wrong about this, the difficulty level is too damn high!
- >*Sigh*.
- >Maybe one more try.
- >You notice an average pony and think maybe it's a good time to try.
- "Hey, what's up?"
- >"Oh please, not like I wanna talk to a monkey."
- >Fuck this gay Equestria.
- >You hear the musical number pick up and think it's time to show your aspirations in song.
- Twilight Sparkle:
- At the Gala (at the Gala), with the Princess (with the Princess)
- Is where I'm going to be (she will be)
- We will talk all about magic and what I've learned and seen (she will see)
- It is going to be so special as she takes time just for me!
- Anon:
- At the Gala (at the Gala) I'll taste the finer meats, but all this pony poontang has left me beat. I will find the perfect pussy and eat out at the Galaaaaaaaaaaaa! (At the Gala.)
- This will be the best night ever!
- Into the Gala we must go, we're ready now, we're all aglow
- Into the Gala, let's go in and have the best night ever
- Into the Gala, now's the time, we're ready and we look divine
- Fluttershy:
- Into the Gala, meet new friends
- Applejack:
- Into the Gala, sell some apples
- Rarity:
- Into the Gala, find my prince
- Rainbow Dash:
- Prove I'm great as a Wonderbolt is
- Fluttershy: To meet!
- Applejack: To sell!
- Rarity: To find!
- Rainbow Dash: To prove!
- Pinkie Pie: To woop!
- Anon: To dick!
- Twilight Sparkle: To talk!
- Into the Gala, into the Gala!
- And we'll have the best night ever!
- At the Gala!
- I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala
- I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
- I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
- I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
- It's all I ever dreamed.
- It's all I ever dreamed, woo hoo!
- It's all I ever dreamed, yippee!
- I'm at the Grand Galloping GalaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!
- It's all I've ever... dreamed?
- >An hour passes.
- >Shit, maybe the poon here just aint workin'.
- >You sit down at the bar and take a shot.
- "Hey, another."
- >Just as the bar tender leaves another shot on the table you hear a pony sit at you right.
- >It's Flutterbutter, she looks sad.
- "Hey Flutterbooboo, why the long face?"
- >"None of the animals like me."
- >You're kinda taken back by that, animals? Not liking Flutters?
- "What? Fluttershy, you are the nicest pony I know, anything living would love to be around you."
- >"Really Anon? Do you mean it?"
- "Of course I do."
- >You lift up your glass, she lifts hers.
- "Cheers."
- >"Thanks Anon."
- >She takes her shot and so do you.
- >She stares puzzled at her glass and then her eyes go wide all of the sudden.
- "I switched the glasses, force of habit"
- >She gives one final glare to you before passing out.
- >She should wake up in about an hour or two.
- >Just after you turn back to the counter another presence gains your attention on the left.
- >"Hey there big boy, how're you doing?"
- >A purple-ish white unicorn with a purple highlighted mane sits down next to you.
- "Doing good sweetheart, and you?"
- >"Oh, could be doing better."
- "Let's see if we can't fix that"
- >You hit her off with a few of the good stuff and loosen her up a bit.
- >You're working up a buzz, but this pony stuff is nothing against a human's poison resistance.
- >She on the other hand is starting to sway.
- >Turns out she had a same problem, no one wanted to fuck a girl who wasn't rich.
- >"Soo... so he starts gettin' all uppity and junk and just WALKS Of on me like that..."
- "I see, well ms.sparkle maybe we can both solve our problems."
- >"Oh... I see were your gettin' at. You wanna fug right? Benis in Bagina?"
- "Yeah, and with one of the back rooms rented we can spend the night away in leisure."
- >"I like the way you think, let's do it!"
- >You lead her into one of the luxury rooms that you rented for this occasion
- >Time to get kinky.
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