(FR) Fluttershy does it wrong (A)

>day Raritan liked my story for some reason in equestria
>you're sitting at the kitchen table reading and sipping some weird drink you got in town
>Pinkie wouldn't tell you what it was, but damn is it good
>guess what happens next!?
>answering the door your eyes behold a terrifying sight
>Fluttershy is blowing Time Turner on your front lawn
>worse yet she winks at you in both ways when she notices you
>"*mm* Anon *mmm* sorry about *mph* this I bumped *mmmmm* into Time Turner on the *mmmmph* way and thought *mpbth* why not?"
>she never took her tongue off that stallion for a second
>you drop your cup and casually walk back inside
>Fluttershy and Time Turner jump when you come back out holding a rolled up newspaper
"Dammit Fluttershy why did you knock on my door if you weren't going to try and rape me or guess my fetish?"
>you begin swinging the newspaper wildly
"How am I supposed to enjoy my day when you aren't playing your role right?"
>turns out that drink Pinkie gave you is the same thing that keeps her so hyperactive
>spend the day chasing the two ponies around town with the newspaper wearing nothing but your shorts
>you're not even sure it's a today anymore silly filly
>"Heeeey Anon! Wanna party?"
>Fucking Pinkie
>literally