I'm such a coder

<?php
$s = facebook("MySpace");

if ($s < "facebook") {
    echo "You have died due to a universal explosion";
} else {
    echo "Oh look, A deer"
}
?>
<!DOCTYPE HTML>
<html>
    <head>
         <title>bob</title>
    </head>

    <body>
         <p>Yep I code too much<p>
    </body>
</html>