Hunger Games Thanksgiving Template

Bloodbath Normal
 - (Player1) takes a taxi to their family's house.
 - (Player1) brings home some Thanksgiving ingredients.
 - (Player1) is homeless on Thanksgiving night, but (Player2) lets (his/her1) into (his/her2) home.
 - (Player1) sits next to (Player2) at the dinner table.
 - (Player1) and (Player2) fight over who gets to sit at the head of the table, but (Player2) gives up.
 - (Player1) is too poor to buy Thanksgiving food, and proceeds to buy some McDonald's.
 - (Player1) needs to get home on time, and is forced to take trains, planes and automobiles with (Player2) to get there.
 - (Player1) sharpens (his/her1) axe while staring at (Player2).
 - (Player1) was tricked by the turkeys and heads back emptyhanded.
 - (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) all bring the same side dish by mistake.
 - (Player1) hates (his/her1) in-laws, but decides to come anyway.
 - (Player1) arrives fashionably late.

Day Normal
 - (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade
 - (Player1) steals 40 pumpkin pies, and that's terrible.
 - (Player1) serves a fantastic feast to (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4).
 - (Player1) jumps in a pile of leaves.
 - (Player1) and (Player2) go on a last-minute grocery run.
 - (Player1) and (Player2) play catch with a football.
 - (Player1) is forced to listen to (Player2)'s political ramblings.
 - (Player1) is outraged that their favorite character doesn't have a parade balloon anymore.
 - (Player1) notices a flying balloon of (Player2) at the Thanksgiving Parade.
 - (Player1) discovers the true meaning of Thanksgiving!
 - (Player1) is baffled at why Christmas decorations are already out.
 - (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) spend the whole day cooking Thanksgiving dishes.
 - (Player1) stuffs the turkey with explosives, but it fails to go off!
 - (Player1) tells (Player2) that (he/she2) is a turkey.  A jive-ass turkey.
 - (Player1) pulls the tablecloth out from under the dishes without disturbing them.  (Player2) and (Player3) are very impressed!
 - (Player1) and (Player2) have a few beers while waiting for the meal.
 - (Player1) asks (Player2) to switch seats with (him/her1).  (He/She2) accepts!
 - (Player1) thinks about all different meals (he/she1) can make with leftover turkey.
 - (Player1) shakes up all the cans of soda before putting them back into the fridge.
 - (Player1), (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) plan out the best order to fill their plates.

Night Normal
 - (Player1) pretends to be homeless so they can get a free Turkey dinner.
 - While they are having sex, (Player1) pours some gravy onto (Player2).
 - (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) engage in a post-dinner talk.
 - (Player1) vomits and collapses onto the table while (Player2) and (Player3) watch.
 - (Player1) gets their own Thanksgiving special!
 - (Player1) sits alone at a table and eats a turkey sandwich.
 - (Player1) is overwhelmed by the scent of pumpkin spice and passes out.
 - (Player1) and (Player2) split the wishbone.  (Player1) wins!
 - (Player1) has severe indigestion and has trouble sleeping.
 - (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) raid the fridge for late-night leftovers.
 - (Player1) and (Player2) enjoy some sloppy seconds.  Leftovers, that is.
 - (Player1) and (Player2) share a turkey leg by the firelight.
 - (Player1) and (Player2) have sex while roleplaying as Pilgrims and Indians.
 - (Player1) and (Player2) do naughty things with the turkey baster.
 - (Player1) goes to sleep on pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.
 - (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) play cards after the meal.  (Player2) wins.
 - (Player1) starts a yawning chain that ends with (Player2).  (Player2) will never forgive (him/her1).
 - (Player1) doesn't have dessert, but hides the best one for (him/her1)self.

Feast Normal
 - (Player1) gives thanks for having a loving family.
 - (Player1) gives thanks for having a great job.
 - (Player1) gives thanks for having a slick car.
 - (Player1) gives thanks for having a fancy house.
 - (Player1) gives thanks for having friends on the internet.
 - (Player1) and (Player2) take the whole pot of mashed potatoes.
 - (Player1) and (Player2)'s hands touch as they reach for the same dish.
 - (Player1) ate way too much and has to lie down for a while.
 - (Player1) hogs the biscuits.
 - (Player1) chokes on (his/her1) food, but (Player2) gives (him/her1) the Heimlich maneuver!
 - (Player1) takes one of the drumsticks.  (Player2) had (his/her2) eye on it, and swears vengeance.
 - (Player1) eats with (his/her1) elbows on the table.  Rude.
 - (Player1) gobbles as (he/she1) gobbles up food.
 - (Player1) sneaks some food to the pets under the table.
 - (Player1) took way too long saying grace.  (Player2) and (Player3) begin to plot against (him/her1).
 - (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) duel each other using corn-on-the-cob as swords.

Arena 1 - The Dallas Cowboys game is on and Dallas is losing badly!
 - (Player1) doesn't watch the game. 'Tis a silly sport.
 - The Cowboys are doing so badly that (Player1) kills (him/her1)self in despair.
 - (Player1) puts the opponent's jersey on (Player2). (Player2) is killed by angry Cowboys fans.
 - (Player1) smashes (Player2)'s head in an elaborate touchdown dance.
 - (Player1) defenestrates (Player2) in a blind rage.
 - (Player1) electrocutes (Player2) with a cattle prod.
 - (Player1) is taught not to mess with Texas.

Arena 2 - It's Black Friday!
 - (Player1) chooses not to go shopping.
 - (Player1) is trampled to death by the Black Friday crowd.
 - (Player1) bludgeons (Player2) to death with a flatscreen TV.
 - (Player1) throws (Player2) under the wheels of a packed shopping cart.
 - (Player1) is squished against the door by the maddened crowd.
 - (Player1) kills (Player2) to take (his/her2) purchases.
 - (Player1) booby traps the electronics aisle, catching and killing (Player2).

Arena 3 - Let's go back in time to the first Thanksgiving!
 - (Player1) makes it back to the present time safely.
 - (Player1) dies from smallpox.
 - (Player1) allies himself with the Indians and kills (Player2).
 - (Player1) is arrow'd to death by the Indians.
 - (Player1) proclaims that (Player2) is a witch, and (he/she2) is burned at the stake.
 - (Player1) frames (Player2) for an attack on the Indians, who kill (him/her2) in retaliation.
 - The time machine malfunctions!  (Player1) and (Player2) dissolve into the timestream.

Bloodbath Fatal
 - (Player1) would rather die than be with their own family, so (he/she1) does.
 - (Player1) throws (Player2) into a turkey deep fryer.
 - (Player1) kills (Player2) in order to get the last turkey.
 - (Player1) shoots at a turkey, but misses and kills (Player2).
 - (Player1) tests a turkey call and is shot by frenzied hunters.
 - (Player1) attempts to cook a turkey using a method (he/she1) saw online.  It fails catastrophically, killing (him/her1).
 - (Player1) is so eager to get to the Thanksgiving dinner that (he/she1) runs over (Player2) without realizing it.
 - (Player1) arrives at the wrong house, and is killed for interrupting a lovely dinner.
 - (Player1) and (Player2) remember what (Player3) did last Thanksgiving, and kill (him/her3) to prevent it from happening again.
 - (Player1) organizes a mob of vengeful turkeys to kill (Player2) for killing their brethren.

Day Fatal
 - (Player1) lures (Player2) into an oven and closes the door behind (him/her2).
 - (Player1) serves a poisoned Thanksgiving meal to (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4).
 - (Player1) kills (Player2) to get a better seat.
 - (Player1) burps so loudly that it kills (Player2) and (Player3), who were seated next to (him/her1).
 - (Player1) stabs (Player2) with a popup timer.
 - (Player1) tries the tablecloth trick, but fails and is crushed under the dishes.
 - (Player1) and (Player2) can't tolerate (Player3)'s bad jokes any longer, and kill (him/her3) for the good of the party.
 - (Player1) tries to plant a bomb in the turkey, but is caught by (Player2), who kills him.
 - (Player1) kills (Player2) for nibbling on desserts before the meal has even started.
 - (Player1) stabs (Player2) with every piece of silverware (he/she1) can find.
 - (Player1) is sick of Thanksgiving and escapes on the first plane to Turkey.  (He/She1) is never seen again.

Night Fatal
 - (Player1)'s heart gives out when (he/she1) eats too much food.
 - While (he/she2) was out walking off some of the meal, (Player1) runs over (Player2) with a snow plow.
 - (Player1) throws (Player2) into the fireplace.
 - (Player1) ate too much, and (his/her1) button pops off, shooting (Player2) between the eyes.
 - (Player1) drones on and on about (his/her1) entire life story.  (Player2) is bored to death.
 - (Player1) falls asleep at the table and faceplants into a pie, suffocating.
 - (Player1) slips into a food coma.  (Player2) takes the opportunity to smother (him/her1).
 - (Player1) stabs (Player2) with a broken bottle during a drunken brawl.
 - (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) fight over who gets to sleep on the couch.  (Player2) runs away after (Player1) kills (Player3).
 - (Player1) says the meal wasn't that great.  (Player2) disagrees, and kills (him/her1) to defend the meal's honor.

Feast Fatal
 - (Player1) improvises on (his/her1) turducken, stuffing a chicken into a duck into (Player2) and cooking (him/her2).
 - (Player1) refuses to pass the cranberry sauce, and is killed by (Player2).
 - (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) kill (Player4) because (he/she4) isn't thankful for anything.
 - (Player1) drowns (Player2) in the gravy boat.
 - (Player1) and (Player2) get in a fight with (Player3) and (Player4) over dark meat vs. light meat.  (Player1) and (Player2) survive.
 - (Player1) eats before saying grace and is killed by (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) for breaking tradition.
 - (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) get into a fight over the last turkey leg.  (Player3) kills both of the others to claim it.
 - (Player1) starves to death because there was no vegan gluten-free option.
 - (Player1) puts too much honey on (his/her1) biscuit, and suffocates on it.
 - (Player1) fills a pie with cement and throws it at (Player2), killing (him/her2).