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- oct hello hello
- 21:09 Roget greetings
- 21:10 Voct okay, so your current project is Napoleon Broward's corpse, fused to an Eco-Wrecker?
- 21:10 Voct is that it?
- 21:11 Roget I'm going for Broward being in purgatory, but yeah thats the object
- 21:11 Voct nods
- 21:11 Voct okay, here are some points
- 21:11 Voct I'm pretty sure molasses is a lot *less* viscous than tar
- 21:12 Voct use wet cement.
- 21:12 Roget I shall \
- 21:13 Voct why is this keter. Why can't it be Euclid.
- 21:13 Voct just keep dumping wet cement on it
- 21:13 Voct next
- 21:13 Voct Any attempts to exhume the grave of Napoleon Bonaparte Broward are to be blocked by Foundation agents in the Florida judicial system
- 21:13 Voct here's an interesting point
- 21:14 Voct (leaving aside the question of whether a grave can be exhumed, or just a body)
- 21:14 Voct why would they block this?
- 21:14 Roget cos then they'd see the grave is empty
- 21:14 Roget and that would be bad for containment
- 21:15 Voct why would someone try to exhume Broward?
- 21:15 Voct and here's an interesting point
- 21:15 Voct what iffffff
- 21:15 Voct what if the Foundation exhumed Broward already
- 21:15 Voct found that he's still in the grave
- 21:15 Voct there's two Browards
- 21:15 Voct one who's trapped in the tar pit
- 21:15 Voct one who's rotting in the grave
- 21:16 Roget Hm
- 21:16 Roget Interesting
- 21:17 Voct also
- 21:17 Voct Broward is in hell, yes?
- 21:17 Voct not just purgatory
- 21:17 Voct but actual hell
- 21:17 Roget yeah
- 21:17 Roget he definitely went to hell
- 21:17 Voct what iffffff
- 21:17 Voct what if the dredger is _fixing_ the environment
- 21:17 Voct it's undoing all of Broward's hard work
- 21:18 Voct the machine is making the swamp prettier at a rate of 100 units / day
- 21:18 Voct while Broward's zombie is frantically trying to make the swamp more civilized at a rate of maybe 2 units per day
- 21:19 Roget So the dredger is fixing things up while he pukes lead and flails impotently
- 21:19 Voct yes
- 21:19 Roget nice
- 21:20 Voct ..... also, the Foundation has been dumping heavily contaminated waste on the dredger
- 21:20 Voct in hopes that it will fix it.
- 21:21 Roget fix it?
- 21:21 Voct minute
- 21:22 Voct i looked at something bright and now i've got phosphenes
- 21:22 Voct they make it hard to read the screen
- 21:22 Voct please hold, someone will be with you shortly
- 21:22 Roget kk
- 21:26 Voct here's an interesting point
- 21:26 Voct why has his hell been outsourced to earth?
- 21:26 Roget Broward died before they invented space
- 21:28 Voct space?
- 21:28 Voct the point is
- 21:29 Voct Giraffe Hell is an SCP in a subdimension
- 21:29 Voct Ice Cream Hell is an SCP in a subdimension
- 21:29 Voct why has Napoleon Broward's hell been set on Earth instead of a replicated Earth environment?
- 21:29 Voct and how much longer before these damn phosphenes finally fade
- 21:29 Roget 2.5 kilometers
- 21:31 Voct please, I'm discussing an actual health condition right now. Don't joke about it.
- 21:31 Roget Sure, apologies
- 21:31 Voct why has Napoleon Broward's hell been set on Earth instead of a replicated Earth environment?
- 21:32 Roget I think because he spent so much of his life tearing up the earth, that he'd stay to reap what he sowed
- 21:33 Voct why not Thomas Midgley, then
- 21:34 Roget because I don't live in a county named after him
- 21:36 Voct Thomas Midgley invented leaded gasoline *and* the use of CFCs as a refrigerant
- 21:36 Roget I'm aware
- 21:36 Roget he's probably in a deeper hell
- 21:37 Voct there has to be a reason
- 21:37 Voct I'm thinking
- 21:37 Voct the environmental remediation that the dredger does
- 21:37 Voct isn't permanent
- 21:37 Voct and
- 21:38 Voct hm
- 21:38 Voct on the occasions when Dredger falls asleep, exhausted
- 21:38 Voct the Dredger has spoken to the Foundation
- 21:38 Voct apologizing for having to bring him up here for his punishment
- 21:38 Voct they've been having budget problems
- 21:39 Roget hahahahaha
- 21:39 Voct "budget problems?" "Oops, he's waking up! Shh!"
- 21:39 Roget lmao
- 21:39 Roget perfect
- 21:39 Voct that's also why the remediation isn't permanent
- 21:39 Voct it just gets fixed long enough to make Broward miserable again
- 21:41 Roget So, dredger is fixing Broward's bile, and he's trying so hard and exhausing himself so the dredger is apologizing for hell having to bring him up to make room?
- 21:41 Voct yeah
- 21:41 Voct They don't currently have the budget to create a specific subplane of hell just for him
- 21:42 Voct DNA samples from Broward-merged-with-Dredger and Broward-in-grave match
- 21:42 Voct as do dental records
- 21:42 Voct and damage inflicted on Broward-in-grave has appeared on Broward-merged-with-Dredger
- 21:43 Voct like, if you use a laser to burn a slice in the inaminate Broward's forehead....
- 21:43 Voct that slice will appear in the animate Broward's forehead
- 21:43 Voct (but not vice versa)
- 21:44 Voct you're familiar with Sisyphyus?
- 21:44 Roget yesh
- 21:45 Voct Zombie Broward has told the Foundation that as soon as he has drained and paved all the swamps in America, he will be able to rest
- 21:46 Voct the Dredger works almost exactly the opposite of how he wants it to
- 21:50 Voct ah, and the phosphenes have faded
- 21:50 Voct you know what I mean by 'phosphene', yes?
- 21:55 Roget I looked it up after you told me not to joke aboot it
- 22:02 Roget hows it look now?
- 22:28 Voct sorry, I was dealing with garbage
- 22:28 Voct literally, things I needed to put in the recycling bin and/or garbage cans
- 22:28 Voct checking
- 22:29 Roget kk
- 22:30 Voct why technetium?
- 22:30 Voct especially since it's not something naturally found?
- 22:31 Roget its crazy poisonous
- 22:32 Voct I don't think Hell has the budget to produce technetium
- 22:34 Voct at the hip with a dredging device (SCP-2489-2) used during his tenure as governor to drain the Everglades wetlands.
- 22:35 Voct are you saying that the Foundation tracked down each and every dredging device that was used during Broward's term, found trhat there was one unaccounted for, and then concluded that it must be the animate one?
- 22:35 Roget When it activated it was one of the ones that's sitting out in the everglades right now
- 22:36 Roget Did you know they actually just left them out there, and those dredges are still out there to this day?
- 22:36 Roget I've been to one
- 22:36 Roget it's pretty cool
- 22:36 Voct !
- 22:36 Voct SCP-2489-1 is the re-animated corpse of Napoleon Bonaparte Broward1
- 22:36 Voct no, no
- 22:36 Voct SCP-2489-1 is *apparently* the animated corpse of Napoleon Bonaparte Broward
- 22:36 Voct SCP-2489-1 is an animated cadaver identifying itself as Napoleon Bonaparte Broward
- 22:49 Voct hello?
- 22:50 Voct skip the technetium. Just use lead and mercury.
- 22:50 Roget hi hi
- 22:50 Roget I thought I'd responded in the affirmitive, sorry
- 22:57 Roget Anything else to say about its current state?
- 22:58 Voct hm
- 23:00 Voct any and all land which could be used for human habitat
- 23:01 Voct any and all *uncultivated* land, with the apparent goal of making it fit for human habitation
- 23:05 Voct 'BRIM BELOW OUT OF SPACE WILL REMEDY AT A POINT
- 23:05 Voct how about
- 23:05 Voct 'APOLOGIES BRIM BELOW OUT OF SPACE WILL REMEDY AT A POINT'
- 23:06 Roget do you think an interview with Broward would be good?
- 23:06 Voct she hmm
- 23:06 Voct sure
- 23:06 Voct he'll definitely ask them if they're voters
- 23:07 Voct oh, and
- 23:07 Voct how would he react to being approached by someone black?
- 23:08 Roget probably very dismissive to them
- 23:10 Voct he'd ask to speak to a white person
- 23:10 Voct he has no idea what year it is
- 23:10 Roget I think the Foundation would probably plan ahead and send a white person
- 23:11 Voct even if you tell him what year it is, he'll completely misunderstand you
- 23:12 Voct 2015? You mean 1915, obviously.
- 23:13 Roget He'd probably like talking about water
- 23:13 Roget since he was a river boat cap'm
- 23:13 Roget and then went on to drain the glades
- 23:13 Roget shit was his life
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