A new world a new home pt.1

More attempts at riffing Andre, but with his other fic, "A New World, and a New Home":

>Hello, my name is Josh Carter, I am 16 years old and I lived in Washington.

So, you lived in Washington, but not anymore.

>I have blue eyes and brown hairs

I hope he means on his head.

>I was a normal teenager boy who lived his life

So, you’re dead.

>My life wasn't very nice. In school I had good marks but no friends

NEEEERDDD!!

>Everyone laughed about me because I wasn't a womanizer and yes I hadn't got the coolest clothes but is this really a reason to segregate me?

Being laughed at and unpopular is comparable to being segregated? What?
>My biggest hobby was

Masturbating!

>to watch the sky, the stars

Oh.

>Yes I love it. I was so glad that my parents supported me with that. My dad bought me a telescope for 1,000$. He is the best.


>One day it escalated

Well, that escalated quickly.

>My mother died on an accident, my marks become worse
X marks the spot

>and the pupils started to annoy me all the time

Some Visine should fix that.




>My life was ruined. I thought about suicidal

>But one day I landed on a mystery country

You landed on my mystery country! You owe me $100!