Fluffy and the cut grass

>You have just got finished cutting your grass.
>You have raked your cuttings up into a small hill of hay for your fluffy.
>It’s a hot day and you are in sandals and shorts.
>You walk inside to get your fluffy pony.
>You bring her outside to feast on your cuttings when you notice a stray fluffy already eating them.
>It is a light grey male unicorn with a dark gray mane.
>”Oooo, fwen shawe nummies!” You fluffy yells and jumps out of your arms.
>”Hold on princess, that might be a mean fluffy!”
>The grey unicorn turns around and sees your fluffy.
>”Stay way! This my nummies!” It yells.
>”Wah, nuu daddah made nummies for fwuffy! Fwuffy shawe nummies!” She says with a smile.
>”No! Des my nummies now, you weave.
>Your fluffy starts to tear up, “But dada made nummies for fwuffy….”
>You walk up and say, ”Ok there mister bully, those belong to my fluffy and you need to leave.”
>The unicorn puffs its cheeks and starts throwing sparkles at you.
>”You go way munsta! These my nummies! This my awea now!”
>”Listen guy, you’re upsetting my fluffy and if you don’t leave I’ll have to get my sorry stick.”
>”Me no cawe! My nummies! Go way or me make yoo sowwy!”
>Your fluffy is out right bawling now, “Y-yoo meanie f-fwuf-fy! Y-y-yoo bad to d-d-dadda! Wh-why m-m-meani!”
>The unicorn stomps at your fluffy scaring her making her run back to the house crying the whole way.
>”Yoo weave too or me make yoo cwy!”
>You sigh, you hate being mean. You turn and walk back to the house.
>PPppffffffffttttttttppppfftttTTtt!
>You feel the hot steamy liquid shit rolling down the back of your legs and onto your sandals.
>”HAHAHAHA!! Me tell hoomin go way! Me make hoomin sowwy!” You hear the unicorn fluffy gloat.
>You walk to your house hearing the unicorn resume it’s eating.
>Your fluffy is hiding behind a trashcan crying as you go into your house.
>You walk to the closet and grab the broom.
>You turn and stop, you put back the broom and grab the car radio antennae.
>You walk back outside to where the grey unicorn is, it looks up and sees you.
>It faces you and puffs its cheeks again.
>”Yoo go way or me make yoo sowyy again!” it yells.
>You get into a fencing stance with the antennae, “A duel then!”
>The fluffy runs up and butts your leg with all the force it can muster.
>”Me gif owwies to dum munsta hoomin!” It yells angrily.
>You step back bringing the tip of the antennae down hard across the bridge of the unicorn’s nose.
>Its face flies down into the dirt, it starts to back pedal to get away from you.
>”AHHHHH!! Why yoo hewt me! Yoo meanie!”
>In a sweeping motion you swipe the sides of the fluffy’s face hitting both cheeks.
>*wack*wack*
>”NUUUUU!!!” it yells with tears coming down its face.
>Welts rise almost immediately where you struck.
>The fluffy turns to run away exposing its back side to you.
>You focus on the rear end of the slowly fleeing fluffy.
>*wackitywackitywackitywackitywackitywack*
>”AHHHHHH! Hewp! Hewp munsta attacking fwuffy!” the grey unicorn screams.
>It is running and jumping in between swipes.
>It poops and pees the entire time in pain and panic.
>The fluffy sees your over turned wheel barrow and runs underneath it to get away from you.
>You say, “Come on out, all will be forgiven.”
>The unicorn comes out, “Weally!”
>”No!” *Wack!* You hit it in the bridge of its nose again.
>”Waaahhh!!! Meanie hoomin twick fwuffy!” it says trying to run away again.
>You start hitting its rear with all your might.
>*WACK* “You will leave this yard!”
>*WACK* “You will never return!”
>*WACK* “You got that!”
>*WACK*
>”Waahhhhh! Waahhh!!! Fwuffy sowwy! Fwuffy weave! Pwease stop with owwies and ouchies!” it cries.
>You chase it to the end of your yard then kick it into the woods.
>You see it running away crying the whole time and welts all over its face and rear.
>You spray off the shit from your legs and sandals then walk to your fluffy.
>”Daddy took care of that meanie fluffy, you can eat now.”
>The fluffy sniffles and hugs you, “Tank yoo dada..”
>”No problem, now who wants to eat some fresh grass and to play with blocks!”
>Your fluffy raises her hooves, “Oooo! Oooo! Me dada! Me!”
>You smile and your fluffy is laughing, life is good.