NVIDIA, YOUR DRIVERS SUCK

Nvidia:    Aw, crap, singing. Mind if I crash?

Customers: Crashing's evil, you won't miss it
           we'll find ways to simulate that Hell.
           What a sorry fella; decompiled and slowly
           corrupted, here on level one of Driver Hell!

           Gambling's wrong and so is cheating, so is
           forging the worst card set ever- let's let
           Lady Luck decide what type of torture's
           justified ['cause] I'm pit boss here on level
           two!

           Oh, deep fried GPU.

Nvidia:    Just tell me why!

Customers: Please read this 55-page EULA.

Nvidia:    There must be companies worse than I!

Customers: We've checked around, there really aren't.

Nvidia:    Then please let me explain: my bugs were merely
           boyish pranks!

Customers: You crashed on Boy Scouts, nuns, and banks!

Nvidia:    Aw, don't blame me, blame my upppppppppppppp
           NVIDIA Driver has stopped responding

Customers: Please stop crashing while I'm singing!

           Screaching screamers when you crash, makes your
           customers want to kill you!

Musicians: 'ey 'vidia, gonna make some noise, with your sales
           on down 'cause your victims-!

           That's what'cha, what'cha get on level five!

Intel:     I don't feel well...

AMD:       It's up to us to rescue him!

Intel:     Maybe he likes it here in Hell...

AMD:       It's us who tempted him to sin!

Intel:     Maybe he's back at the motel?

AMD:       Come on Intel, don't be scared;
           I'm sure at least one of us will be spared.
           So just sit back, enjoy the ride!

Intel:     Our sales are falling from the slide!

Customers: Overheating, crashing all over,
           publishing unfinished software drivers,
           you'll pay for every crime, knee-deep
           in electric slime, you'll suffer 'til
           the end of time, enduring  tortures most
           of which rhyme, trapped forever here in
           Driver Hell!