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I hate myself I hate myself: Bab’s Bizarre Adventure
Chapter 1 “I want you in my arms”
	One day Vanessa the bab was looking for some Marilyn Manson pins at Hot Topic. Like yin and yang, light and dark, came the one and only fuckboy to Bab’s lovelife. The setting provided the perfect mood for the two because in Hot Topic, it’s always drab and grungy like my soul.
“Hey you looking for these?” said the fuckboy as he unveiled the marilyn manson pins on his boy scout sash. Just that one action got Bab confused because he had the swagger of a pokemon card collector.
“I-I already have those but thanks man. Haven’t I seen you in school or somewhere?” Bab said with a tremble in her throat. Each word she said choked her just a little bit, but don’t worry audience for she loves to get choked ;).
“You’re Vanessa right? Last name boy, first named fuck so how about I try my luck and buy these for you with my spare change.”
“You d-don’t have-” but before Bab could protest any longer the fuckboy put a fistful of coins on the counter for the cashier to count.
“Can you just tell me how much is in here?” The cashier asked pointing at the mountain of coins.
“Don’t know, count it yourself man.”
The fuckboy was really good at establishing his dominance as the cashier didn’t say another word. Bab didn’t either as she was urgently looking down at her phone so no one catches her blushing.
“Oh my god! You’re is so small and cute like you.”
“Thanks?”
Sometimes the fuckboy was a bit too dominant.
“Oh sorry just got caught up in the moment. My friends say I’m the panic at the disco.”
“S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s...” Bab stuttered as she was trying to recuperate her thoughts.
“So can I have your number? Call me if one of the pins break and I’ll give you a new one in school on monday. Call it a gift bab”
“Bab?”
“Yeah you just look like a bab you know.” The fuckboy said as he took her phone from her weak palms and put his information in.
“Aight I have to bounce but I’ll text you later.”
“See ya.” Bab said with her last bit of confidence as he gave her the phone back. In that moment, did Bab’s adventure begin
(860)FUCK-BOY ex. 5
	Chapter 2 “Im thinking about ubab”
	Chapter 3 “Rude assssssssss bitch. What tf is a bab”
Epilogue “Can you vape me up and write another one of your fanfictions xddddddd”