Fetish-Shy: Superhero

>Day 311 in Equestria.
>It's a beautiful sunny day.
>The kind of day that nothing could ruin.
Knock knock
>Except for that.
>Answering the door Applejack and Fluttershy are standing there, they seem to be wearing costumes.
>Fluttershy's wearing her best attempt at a Superman suit and that must make Applejack's purple outfit a Lex Luthor costume.
>"G-good morning Anon, I'm here to keep you safe."
>"And ah'm here ta get mah hooves on yer precious man parts!"
"Guys, seriously what is this?"
>"Well Sugarcube, ah'm fixin to pull off the heist of the century, that'd be your innocence."
>"And I'm here to defend truth, justice, and the Equestrian way, and then maybe I could fly you off into the sunset..."
>"So why don't y'all just give that ass up to good old Lex and ah won't hafta use mah doomday machine?"
>"I'll protect you from her Anon, but I'd like a kiss for my heroics... if that's okay with you."
>Can't believe these two are working together on all th- JESUS CHRIST PINKIE PIE OUT OF NOWHERE
>"PINKIE PIE WANT SEX TOO!"
>This is ridiculous.
"Fluttershy, superheroes are not my fetish."
"AJ and Pinkie, supervillans aren't my fetish either."
>The three stand their ground for a moment before leaving.
>Applejack stomps off looking disheartened while Fluttershy tries to comfort Pinkie.
>"I thought you did a great job. Come on we'll go split some cupcakes and forget about it."
Fucking Supershy

>Then when nopony was looking, Applejack stole forty virginities
>She stole 40 virginities
>That's as many as four tens
>And that's terrible