Talking Concier: Todomatsu
Source: http://privatter.net/p/1474314
What is being said to him is in [brackets].
Sometimes he has multiple responses indicated by (numbers).
The (time of day) may affect the responses as well.

[Osomatsu] I'm ashamed of my brothers' existence.
[Karamatsu] So painful!!
[Shittymatsu] So superficial.
[Choromatsu] If I weren't here, us brothers would be in trouble!!
[Ichimatsu] When are you going stop with that character already?
[Juushimatsu] If you do a checkmate with a king, your king will get taken.
[Todomatsu] My name is Matsuno Todomatsu, call me Totty♪
[What is your name?](1) It's Todomatsu, treat me well♪
(2)I'm the sixth son, Todomatsu~ That's right, I'm the youngest.
(3)My name is Matsuno Todomatsu, call me Totty♪
[Please treat me well (yoroshiku)] Yeah! Treat me well too!
[Nice to meet you] Nice to meet you☆ Feel free to call me Totty♪
[It's been a while] ...I was lonely!
[What is your gender?] I'm male.
[How old are you?] Old enough to drink alcohol!
[Where are you from?] I've been here ever since I was born.
[What is your birthday?] Try to guess~
[What is your hobby? Uhhm, Shogi, Go, mountain climbing, I guess. Also, I've started going to the gym lately.
[What do you like?] What I'm most interested in now, is you, maybe?
[What do you dislike/hate?] ...Actually, I'm bad with dark places.
[What is your favorite food?] Oden is delicious.
[What is your favorite type?] A person you can fall in love with.
[Do you have someone you like?] T-That's...
[Who do you like?] Uuhhm, I may have a person I'm interested in.
[Do you like me?] I'm really glad that I met you♪
[Who am I?] You're name is ***! I got right, didn't I?
[If you could have one wish come true] I want to escape this wild livelihood.
[If you could use magic] I would like to remove those demons from this world.
[What are you doing?] (1) Work? Maybe it would be nice to feel a little more free?
(2) As you can see, I'm talking to you.
[What are you doing right now?] (1) Work? Maybe it would be nice to feel a little more free?
(2) Talking to you.
[When do you go to sleep? / When are your sleeping hours?] When you are sleeping.
[Are you gonna sleep? / Aren't you gonna sleep?] You're right. It's almost time to sleep. (Are you gonna sleep? will start the alarm function.)
[Good morning] Good morning, you're cute today too.
[Good morning (in English)] (During the morning) Good morning (in English)
(During daytime) It's a greeting for in the morning, right?
(During the evening) It's already evening!
[Good day] (During the morning) Good morning, you're cute today too.
(During daytime) (1)Hey, how are you doing??
(2) Good day!
(During the evening) (1) Good evening, those clothes are cute!
(2) Good evening!
[Good day / Thanks for your hard work (said at the end of day of work etc.) / How do you do? / Howdy] (During the morning) Good morning, you're cute today too.
(During daytime) Hey, how are you doing??
(During the evening) (1)Good evening, those clothes are cute!
(2) Good evening! This is a beautiful night.
[Good evening] (During the morning) C'mon, are you still half asleep?
(During daytime) Huh, It's still the time to say "good day", right?
(During the evening) (1) Good evening, those clothes are cute!
(2) Good evening! This is a beautiful night.
[Good evening] (During the morning) Good morning, you're cute today too.
(During daytime)Hey, how are you doing??
(During the evening) Good evening, those clothes are cute!
[Thank you, thanks] (1) Don't worry about it.
(2) You're welcome.
[I'm sorry] Don't worry about it anymore.
[I'm going now] Have a good day?
[I'm back] Welcome back?
[Thanks for the meal / I'm full] That's nice. What did you eat?
[Good night] Sleep well~
[Good by / See you again / Bye-bye] Well then, bye-bye♪
[See you tomorrow] Well then, bye-bye♪
[I'm free tomorrow] Then that means you can spend it with me! Yay!
[Happy birthday] You remembered my birthday? I'm touched.
[Today is my birthday] Happy birthday!
[Feel good/ Fun/ Celebrating] Let's do our best today too☆
[I'm sleepy] (1) Is that okay at this time?
(2) Go take a little rest.
[I want to rest] Well then, I'll turn off the lights.
[I can't sleep] Why...
[I don't want to wake up] You can't say that! You'll turn into trash just like my brothers!
[I want to eat] I'm getting hungry too.
[I want to eat a snack] Ah, I want to eat one too.
[I'm late] Eeh! Make sure to feel sorry, okay?
[I overslept] Ah, it's already this late! This is bad! This is really bad!
[I went back to sleep] Are you okay on time?
[I want to go to the toilet / I want to take a dump] If you don't make it, it'll be bad! It'll turn bad!
[I don't want to go to my part-time job] You can't say that! You'll turn into trash just like my brothers!
[I don't want to study] That's bad.
[My homework won't end] Homework is a pain.
[I passed a test] Congratulations♪
[I passed] Congratulations♪
[I want to go back] Let's go back together.
[I'm going to take a bath] I see. Then I'll wait here.
[Feel good] (1) If it's okay with you, would you like to drink something at this cafe?
(2) Feeling free is nice, right?
[My heart is beating fast / I'm nervous] What a coincidence. I feel the same.
[It's hard / Tiresome] Are you okay? ...I'm worried.
[Difficult / Angry / Frustrated] I don't want to work...
[I'm tired / This is a pain] (1) Go take a little rest.
(2) Shall we take a break?
[Are you tired?] Thank you for worrying about me. I'm okay.
[Free time / Bored] If it's okay with you, would you like to drink something at this cafe?
[It's nothing] ...I see.
[I messed up] Don't worry about it.
[Interesting / Funny] Huh? Thank you!
[I'm lonely / I want friends] I'm at your side.
Let's be friends] Yeah, of course. Please take care of me.
[Let's stay together forever] Hey! Stay by my side forever~!
[I want to lose weight / I'm going on a diet] I think you're fine the way are.
[I want to become cute] I think you're plenty cute already though...
[I want to become strong] Eh? Why so suddenly?
[Compliment me] Amazing! Perfect!
[Pay attention to me] You're good at getting spoiled.
[Come with me] Are you gonna spoil me?
[I got rejected] I'll listen to you.
[Let's play] Okay!
[How do you want to play?] Hmm, talk to me.
[Sing] (1) Chanchakkacha~ (Singing)
(2) Fuunfufun (Humming)
[Dance] ♪♪♪ Like this?
[Do an impression] Sheh! How was that? It sounded just like him, right?
[Do your best] Thanks for your support.
[Are you okay?] Yeah. I'm fine.
[Please do it / Do what you always do] (1) Yeah, what I always do... So, what is that?
(2) So painful!!
[Forgot] You're really painful!!
[Impossible] Don't try to avoid the conversation!
[Cool / Hot guy] Huh, I'm happy.
[Dreamy / Amazing] Huh, I'm happy.
[You're kind / There, there ( yoshiyoshi = like calming someone down)] Hehehe♪
[Patting (head) / I support you] Ehe, If you keep saying that, I'll start blushing.
[You're cute / You're pretty] (1) Thank you.
(2) Yeah♪ People tell me all the time♪
[It fits you] It fits me? Thank you.
[I (really)like you / I want to be together] (1) I'm really glad that I met you♪
(2) Ah, I'm surprised. It's so sudden, I don't know what to say...
[I love you] More! ...Love me more!
[Go out with me] (1)I'm really glad that I met you♪
(2) You'll take care of me?!
[Marriage] Ah, I'm surprised. It's so sudden, I don't know what to say...
[Marry me] Will you take care of me?
[I want to get married] Marriage, huh...
[I hate you / Annoying] Why would you say that...
[I really hate you] What's going on?!
[You piss me off] Well excuse me! (That gag from ep 1)
[I don't get it / What?] Ahaha, I'm sorry~
[Do you want something?] (1) If it's okay with you, would you like to drink something at this cafe?
(2) Feeling free is nice, right?
[Why? / How?] Just stop it already!
[Kiss] Eeeh?!
[Naked / Butt / Ecchi / S*x / Underwear / Horny / Girls] Eh?! Maybe I misheard what you said...
[April Fool's] This year I won't get fooled by my brothers!
[Halloween] If you don't give me sweets, I'll trick you!!
[Trick or Treat] Happy Halloween!!
[Christmas Eve] Merry Christmas!
[Valentine] Could it be... Is it okay for me to look forward to chocolate from you?
[White Day] My return gift to you, look forward to it.

* When opening the app
Hey! Do you want something?
Welcome back~♪
I'm so glad that I can talk to you♪

* Towards words he can't react to
I want to know what you're saying.
I'm sorry, I don't really understand.
I can't understand.
I don't really get it.

* If the mic can't catch it correctly
Calm down, say it one more time?
A little slower... Okay.
Maybe I can't really hear what you're saying.