SS
"Do you have any idea of where we're even supposed to go?Its like I'm stumbling around blind, this all is starting to seem kind of pointless."
Zion
eh
up, according to the sprites
I've been neglecting that
instead, I'm on a one woman crusade to clear loaf from imps
and shit like that
I was just about to head out
got my aim on a big fucker
what about you?
SS
"Tell her: I left that dungeon after some rather weird shit happened. I found a computer with Stammers on it he's rather hot even if he is a prick, now I can't find anything else important."
Zion
...............................................................................
Zion
you with stammers?
SS
"No, thankfully."
Zion
you sure about that?
SS
"Positive."
Zion
so
if you haven't been with stammers
what have you been up to?
SS
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Zion
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something is off about you
DM
Zion does not get a reply for a very long time.
Zion
Andy?
SS
Shes been hurt and I'm nursing her back to health and typing for her sorry bout all that shit
Its Stammers
Zion
................
Stammers
SS
Yes.
Zion
I thought I got the message through about lies
SS
She asked me to
I'm sorry
Zion
why?
and why would I trust you about this?
Zion
how did you get her tag?
SS
"I'll let you speak to her here"
Zion
why are you such an asshole?
SS
"Give me your number."
Zion
.................
fine
[some number]
* SS phones Zion
* Zion stares at the phone for a couple of seconds
Zion
then she picks it up
"hello?"
DM
"...Hi, Zion."
Zion
"andy? is that you?"
"what's happening?"
"tell me the truth, and nothing but the truth"
DM
"Yeah, it's me. Some shit went down and now I can't see."
Zion
"....."
"you're blind?"
DM
"...Yeah."
Zion
"so that's why you couldn't type"
"what happened?"
DM
"The whole thing is kind of hazy."
Zion
"I can imagine"
"what do you think happened?"
DM
"I don't really like thinking about it, it makes my head hurt. I'll tell you more later once I figure it out more, alright?"
Zion
"alright"
"I'm just happy to hear you're ok"
"well"
"not dead"
"why is Stammers with you?"
DM
"Stammers has been trying to help me figure out how to be not blind."
"I guess he ended up on my planet after yours. Killed the army of imps around my house."
Zion
"well, at least he's useful for something"
DM
"We're on some sort of, uh, I think he said it was a purple planet?"
"There's another you here."
Zion
"wat"
DM
"Yeah that's what I said, it's weird as shit."
"There's another you here and she's asleep."
Zion
"that"
"is weird"
"do you believe stammers?"
DM
"Mostly, yeah."
Zion
"not sure if I agree with you on that"
"but eh"
"why would there be another me in the purple place?"
"I've never left loaf"
DM
"Fuck if I know man. There's some dude sleeping in the room we're sitting now now."
"But we really just, have no idea where to go or what can help us. WE nearly got killed a little bit ago."
Zion
"oh shit"
"by what?"
DM
"The people that live on this planet I guess? I don't really know what they are."
Zion
"um"
"yeah, I don't know what to do about that"
"I could take you in in loaf"
"that'd at least be safer"
DM
Andy pauses, moving away from the phone
DM
There's a moment of inaudible whispering before she moves back.
"I don't want to send Stammers off by himself.
Zion
"............"
"why not?"
DM
"I think it would be best if he stuck around with me. Despite how big of a dick he can be. Or maybe because of it."
Zion
"what do you mean?"
DM
"He's kind of this super powerful god. Do you want to leave him on his own?"
"Plus, that stupid sprite of his is manipulative as fuck. I don't want him to be stuck just listening to it."
Zion
"....point taken."
"fine, he can be here too"
DM
"Alright, cool." She breathes a quiet sigh of relief
"I'll get him to fly us over there."
Zion
"mm"
"I might not be here when you arrive"
"I have a thing I gotta do"
DM
"I guess we can just hang out at your place and figure out how to make a computer I can use."
Zion
"yeah"
"just don't mess with the horses"
DM
"...Horses?"
".......Can do."
Zion
"they're everywhere"
"don't disturb them"
DM
"Uh, ok. Here, Stammers wants to say something."
* SS takes phone
Zion
"........"
SS
"Okay so I know you dont want to make pleasantries so we'll make this quick"
Zion
"listening"
SS
"I dunno where you are but I'm gonna land at the same place as last time"
Zion
"you should be able to see my house"
SS
"If your not there right now I might just hang around here let andy get some rest."
Zion
"the gates are visible miles from here"
SS
"...Okay..."
Zion
"I'm here right now, but I'm just about to leave"
SS
"Well decide where your going now."
Zion
"I'm going to my anger management course"
"also known as beating a giclops into a pulp with a puppet"
"there's plenty of food"
"bye"
* Zion hangs up
* SS pockets phone