BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Adolf Hitler has signed up as Assistant."
Andrew Burns exclaims, "DIE!"
Andrew Burns exclaims, "I WILL KILL YOU ALL!"
Andrew Burns exclaims, "ALL!"
OOC: Rhydens Method: How do I carve a Pumpkin?
Urist McSpacedorf says, "I'm searching his stuff..."
Andrew Burns exclaims, "CE! HOS! HOP! CAP!"
Andrew Burns exclaims, "EVERYONER!"
Andrew Burns exclaims, "EVERYONE!"
Bane [145.9] asks, " IT ES LITERALLY HITLER?"
Bount E. Hunter [145.9] says, "help i am being murdered anear the brig"
Bount E. Hunter [145.9] says, "help aaaaaaaa"
Bount E. Hunter attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Andrew Burns exclaims, "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!"
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Hunter is just being arrested."
*beep*
Bount E. Hunter [145.9] says, "untrue"
Bount E. Hunter says, "untrue"
Ramon Buttersworth says, "Sick of his shit, that's several arrests he's disturbed"
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "What a cry baby, everyone laugh at him"
Bount E. Hunter [145.9] says, "he will murder me any moment now"
Bount E. Hunter says, "he will murder me any moment now"
*---------*
This is Bount E. Hunter!
She is wearing a purple suit.
She is wearing a purple suit jacket.
She has a satchel on her back.
She is handcuffed!
She has PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer) about her waist.
She is wearing some laceup shoes on her feet.
She has a security radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing Bount E. Hunter's ID Card (Lawyer).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Ramon Buttersworth tries to remove Bount E. Hunter's security radio headset.
Andrew Burns [145.9] exclaims, "FIGHT WITH ME HEADS OF THE REVOLUTIO!N UNITE AS ONE! FIGHT AS ONE! BE ONE!"
Kelenius asks, "Crime?"
Bount E. Hunter [145.9] says, "just wait AI"
Bount E. Hunter says, "just wait AI"
Ramon Buttersworth tries to remove Bount E. Hunter's satchel.
*---------*
This is Bount E. Hunter!
She is wearing a purple suit.
She is wearing a purple suit jacket.
She has a satchel on her back.
She is handcuffed!
She has PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer) about her waist.
She is wearing some laceup shoes on her feet.
She is wearing Bount E. Hunter's ID Card (Lawyer).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
я!Bount E. Hunter is buckled in to the bed by Ramon Buttersworth!
*beep*
Message from Khloe Alice (Assistant), "Can I have a pair of regular shades? my kidnapper took mine" (Reply)
Andrew Burns has punched Urist McSpacedorf!
Andrew Burns has weakened Urist McSpacedorf!
OOC: Ashmanftw: Use a hatchet
Bane [Security] asks, "REV?"
Andrew Burns is trying to put handcuffs on Urist McSpacedorf!
Andrew Burns has punched Urist McSpacedorf!
Valentina Hastings [145.9] says, " KELENIUS MURDERING ME"
The яяBrig air scrubber #3 has been hit by Andrew Burns with the riot shield.
Urist McSpacedorf has been shoved in the chest with the riot shield by Andrew Burns!
Urist McSpacedorf blinds Andrew Burns with the flash!
You fire the taser gun!
OOC: Rhydens Method: Thanks
You fire the taser gun!
Andrew Burns exclaims, "DIE!"
Jane Gray fires Rape Cannon!
Andrew Burns exclaims, "DIE!"
Andrew Burns exclaims, "DIE!"
Urist McSpacedorf blinds Andrew Burns with the flash!
Andrew Burns exclaims, "DIE!"
Andrew Burns exclaims, "DIE!"
Urist McSpacedorf is trying to put handcuffs on Andrew Burns!
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] says, "CAN YOU TAKE THEIR HEADSET OFF SO THEY SHUT UP PLEASE"
Urist McSpacedorf says, "Okay, off to perma with him"
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] says, "THANKS"
Kelenius asks, "Imp;ant?"
Adrian McGallenhad asks, "What did he do?"
Valentina Hastings [145.9] says, " HELP"
Andrew Burns says, "Death to the heads."
Valentina Hastings [145.9] says, " LYNCH THE CHEMIST"
David Wherner says, "I was just doing vigilante work"
Urist McSpacedorf says, "Nah, he's probably faking it"
Andrew Burns says, "Welp."
Ramon Buttersworth says, "Request it from the warden then"
Andrew Burns says, "Yep."
Khloe Alice [145.9] says, " RIP"
Ramon Buttersworth says, "Oh well"
Jane Gray fires Rape Cannon!
Ramon Buttersworth is hit by a bullet in the head!
Jane Gray fires Rape Cannon!
Svenbot420BlazeItSwag states, "This human hit the other human with a"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Kelenius (Warden).
яYou unlock the lockbox of loyalty implants!
You put the ID into PDA-Kelenius (Warden)'s slot.
Mime [145.9] says, " Oh dear"
Mayan Pete [145.9] exclaims, "THAT'S IT!"
Urist McSpacedorf asks, "What the fuck?"
Andrew Burns asks, "Why ain't we dead?"
Mime [145.9] says, " Someone has made me hallucinate"
Mayan Pete [145.9] exclaims, "I'M FUCKIN' DONE!"
Svenbot420BlazeItSwag fires the taser gun!
Jane Gray is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Sigurd Sigurdson [145.9] says, "QM TO DESK"
Mayan Pete [145.9] says, "I'm gonna blow my ass up, now."
Jane Gray stammers, "AH-HH-HH-HH-HH-HH-H-H-HH-HH-HH-HH-HH-H-HH-H-H!"
You fire the taser gun!
Max Fattkins fires the taser gun!
Andrew Burns is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Mayan Pete [145.9] says, "Along with Pun Pun."
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Luke Green has signed up as Security Officer."
David Wherner says, "My time is up"
Andrew Burns asks, "You thought I was faking it?"
Adrian McGallenhad says, "So"
Kelenius says, "HoS"
Valentina Hastings [145.9] says, " OW"
Andrew Burns says, "Ha."
Mayan Pete [145.9] says, "Pun Pun cares about me. He loves me. We will die together, in this place of holiness."
Adrian McGallenhad says, "What did you do"
Max Fattkins says, "well"
Andrew Burns says, "Stupid bitch."
Lana Adams [145.9] says, "AI open this door up for me."
Kelenius says, "Hold on"
Kelenius is attemping to implant Andrew Burns.
Urist McSpacedorf says, "Oh go on then"
David Wherner asks, "Can I get out?"
Andrew Burns exclaims, "NO!"
Andrew Burns exclaims, "FILTH!"
Kelenius is attemping to implant Andrew Burns.
Andrew Burns exclaims, "NANOTRASEN!"
Andrew Burns has been implanted by Kelenius.
You implanted the implant into Andrew Burns.
Andrew Burns says, "No..."
Kelenius says, "Okay, not a rev"
Andrew Burns says, "Not Nanotrasen."
Urist McSpacedorf says, "Told you he was faking"
Andrew Burns says, "My family."
Kelenius asks, "15 minutes?"
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "EVA opened too; Lane Adams"
The locker has been unlocked by Urist McSpacedorf.
Andrew Burns says, "My everything."
Bane [Security] asks, "SEC TEAM?"
Wade Wilson [145.9] says, "ai can you open this door"
Lana Adams [145.9] says, "And this one AI."
Luke Green [Security] asks, "Yes?"
Bane [Security] asks, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?"
*---------*
This is Urist McSpacedorf!
He is wearing a head of security's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a head of security hat on his head.
He is wearing an armored trenchoat.
He is carrying an energy gun on his armored trenchoat.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He is holding a riot shield in his right hand.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has a security gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He is wearing PDA-Urist McSpacedorf (Head of Security).
He has minor bruising.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Luke Green [Security] says, "Going to collect gear"
Ramon Buttersworth [Security] says, "Patrolling for a murderer and kidnapper"
яBount E. Hunter has thrown PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer).
The reinforced window was hit by PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer).
яBount E. Hunter has thrown PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer).
The reinforced window was hit by PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer).
The reinforced window was hit by Space Law.
яBount E. Hunter has thrown PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer).
The reinforced window was hit by PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer).
яBount E. Hunter has thrown PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer).
яBount E. Hunter has thrown PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer).
The reinforced window was hit by PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer).
*---------*
This is Bount E. Hunter!
She is wearing a purple suit.
She is wearing a purple suit jacket.
She is wearing some laceup shoes on her feet.
She is wearing Bount E. Hunter's ID Card (Lawyer).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
*---------*
This is Duke Crabtree!
He is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has PDA-Duke Crabtree (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Duke Crabtree's ID Card (Assistant).
He has severe bruising!
Criminal status: [*Arrest*]
*---------*
*---------*
This is Bount E. Hunter!
She is wearing a purple suit.
She is wearing a purple suit jacket.
She is holding PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer) in her right hand.
She is wearing some laceup shoes on her feet.
She is wearing Bount E. Hunter's ID Card (Lawyer).
Criminal status: [*Arrest*]
*---------*
Max Fattkins asks, "did this guy serv his time?"
яBount E. Hunter has thrown PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer).
The reinforced window was hit by PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer).
яDavid Wherner is restrained, you cannot push past
Lana Adams [145.9] says, "AI let me out."
яDavid Wherner is restrained, you cannot push past
Officer Billy Mays opens a book titled "Space Law" and begins reading intently.
*---------*
This is David Wherner!
He is wearing a chemist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a blood-stained chemist labcoat!
He has a backpack on his back.
He has blood-stained hands!
He is handcuffed!
He has a health analyzer about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-David Wherner (Assistant).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Kelenius says, "Maybe"
Kelenius says, "I don't know"
Officer Billy Mays puts Space Law into the backpack.
Kelenius says, "Shit is chaotic"
Max Fattkins says, "well me too"
Kelenius asks, "What did he do?"
Kelenius says, "Eh, let him go"
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the bedsheet.
The reinforced window was hit by the bedsheet.
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the bedsheet.
The reinforced window was hit by the bedsheet.
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the bedsheet.
The reinforced window was hit by the bedsheet.
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the bedsheet.
The reinforced window was hit by the bedsheet.
я!Bount E. Hunter is buckled in to the bed by Kelenius!
Officer Billy Mays knocks on the reinforced window.
David Wherner says, "So you guys could catch him"
Bount E. Hunter unbuckled !
Max Fattkins tries to remove David Wherner's backpack.
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the bedsheet.
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the bedsheet.
The reinforced window was hit by the bedsheet.
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the bedsheet.
The reinforced window was hit by the bedsheet.
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the bedsheet.
The reinforced window was hit by the bedsheet.
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the bedsheet.
The reinforced window was hit by the bedsheet.
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the bedsheet.
The reinforced window was hit by the bedsheet.
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the bedsheet.
The reinforced window was hit by the bedsheet.
Bount E. Hunter has disarmed Kelenius!
You hug Bount E. Hunter to make her feel better!
Mayan Pete [145.9] says, "FUCK"
Your armor softens the blow!
Bount E. Hunter has pushed Kelenius!
Mayan Pete [145.9] says, "HELP IN CHAPEL"
Mayan Pete [145.9] says, "DAMMIT"
Duke Crabtree exclaims, "Help!"
Mayan Pete [145.9] says, "FUCK"
Mayan Pete [145.9] says, "FUCK"
Max Fattkins has been stunned with the stunbaton by Bount E. Hunter!
Mayan Pete [145.9] says, "HELP IN CHAPEL, PLEASE"
Officer Billy Mays asks, "Can I be arrested?"
Kelenius has disarmed Bount E. Hunter!
Bount E. Hunter has disarmed Kelenius!
The stunbaton is now off.
Bane [Security] exclaims, "ALLRIGHT. BORGS ARE ACTING WEIRD. CHECK EL ROBOTICISTS OLE!"
Bount E. Hunter has been prodded with the stunbaton by Kelenius. Luckily it was off.
Duke Crabtree [145.9] exclaims, "AI, door!"
BANG
Bount E. Hunter has been prodded with the stunbaton by Kelenius. Luckily it was off.
Duke Crabtree screams!
The stunbaton is now on.
Bount E. Hunter has been stunned with the stunbaton by Kelenius!
Bane [145.9] says, "AI ,STATE YOUR LAWS"
Mime [145.9] says, " Someone in the bar is a changeling"
Bount E. Hunter has been stunned with the stunbaton by Kelenius!
Mime [145.9] says, "We're all tripping balls"
Duke Crabtree [145.9] exclaims, "I am injured, AI!"
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
Luke Green [145.9] says, " Robotocise open up the door"
Urist McSpacedorf bashes the riot shield with the stunbaton!
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
я!Bount E. Hunter is buckled in to the bed by Kelenius!
OOC: Christapo: So, hang on.
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Bount E. Hunter has been stunned with the stunbaton by Kelenius!
Bount E. Hunter unbuckled !
The locker has been unlocked by Kelenius.
Urist McSpacedorf puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Max Fattkins tries to remove David Wherner's handcuffs.
Officer Billy Mays points to Bount E. Hunter
Bount E. Hunter has been stunned with the stunbaton by Kelenius!
Urist McSpacedorf asks, "What happened?"
OOC: Christapo: Is the really chill SS13 song really from Robocop?
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Negative; sensitive area."
David Wherner asks, "With me?"
OOC: VistaPOWA: y
You put the stunbaton into the security belt.
Jane Gray [145.9] says, "AI door."
OOC: Conor891: gameboy theme
Kelenius says, "He tried to break out"
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Permission denied, ask security."
OOC: Malkevin: yeah
OOC: Christapo: Ah, nice.
OOC: Malkevin: robocop game
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the laceup shoes.
The reinforced window was hit by the laceup shoes.
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the laceup shoes.
The reinforced window was hit by the laceup shoes.
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the laceup shoes.
The reinforced window was hit by the laceup shoes.
яBount E. Hunter has thrown the laceup shoes.
The reinforced window was hit by the laceup shoes.
David Wherner says, "Sorry about that earlier Duke"
Max Fattkins says, "that lawyer is comlete shitler"
The locker has been unlocked by Kelenius.
David Wherner says, "It wasn't anything personal"
Jane Gray attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Max Fattkins says, "helping criminals escape"
David Wherner says, "We're still brothers in the graytide"
Urist McSpacedorf says, "Most are"
Mime [145.9] says, " Help"
Mime [145.9] says, " Lana"
Bount E. Hunter attemped to disarm Kelenius!
Mime [145.9] says, " Killing me"
OOC: Conor891: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZBDNQ3gas
Bount E. Hunter attemped to disarm Kelenius!
The яяBrig vent pump #2 has been hit by Kelenius with the stunbaton.
Urist McSpacedorf fires the energy gun!
Bount E. Hunter is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Urist McSpacedorf fires the energy gun point blank at Bount E. Hunter!
Bount E. Hunter is hit by an electrode in the chest!
You put the stunbaton into the security belt.
*---------*
This is Duke Crabtree!
He is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has PDA-Duke Crabtree (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Duke Crabtree's ID Card (Assistant).
He has severe bruising!
Criminal status: [Incarcerated]
*---------*
David Wherner says, "A LUCHA"
Urist McSpacedorf is trying to put handcuffs on Bount E. Hunter!
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Murder detected in; BAR"
Lana Adams [145.9] says, "Mime talked"
Mime [145.9] says, " HALP"
Bane asks, "WHAT ES GOING ON HERE?"
Duke Crabtree is trying to put handcuffs on Officer Billy Mays!
Max Fattkins blinds Khloe Alice with the flash!
Khloe Alice says, "ZOw"
Max Fattkins is trying to put handcuffs on Khloe Alice!
You shake Khloe Alice trying to get her up!
Officer Billy Mays says, "OHHHHH SHIIITTTTTTT"
*beep*
Duke Crabtree is trying to put handcuffs on Officer Billy Mays!
Khloe Alice asks, "Yo warden can I have a pair of shades?"
Kelenius says, "So what's going on"
Urist McSpacedorf [Security] asks, "what happened to the box of prisoner IDs?"
Kelenius says, "Okay"
Max Fattkins asks, "what is the meaning of this tresspass, Alice?"
Khloe Alice says, "I was getting shades"
Khloe Alice says, "Thanks"
Duke Crabtree [145.9] says, "I HAVE A HOSTAGE, SECURITY"
Mayan Pete [145.9] exclaims, "THAT JIM JAM SON OF A BITCH INVADED MY SHRINE!"
Max Fattkins asks, "really?"
Duke Crabtree [145.9] says, "ALL THE GOLD FROM THE VAULT AND TWO PIES"
Duke Crabtree [145.9] says, "ARE MY DEMANDS"
Bane exclaims, "WHERE ES THES DUKE? OLE!"
Svenbot420BlazeItSwag [145.9] states, " Swag"
Mime [145.9] says, " AI OPEN"
Max Fattkins says, "it just gonna be harder to arrest her, damn it"
Kelenius asks, "Who is Duke?"
Bane says, "HES CRYING ES ANNOYING ME"
Urist McSpacedorf says, "You are number two"
Dandy [145.9] says, " Now all we need is waiting music."
Nikolas Sanders [145.9] says, "Cutter, wait, you need alkysine"
Luke Green says, "Attacked the mime"
You put PDA-Bount E. Hunter (Lawyer) into the satchel.
Mayan Pete has punched Mayan Pete!
Mayan Pete has weakened Mayan Pete!
You put the laceup shoes into the satchel.
Peter Vandalmar stammers, "W-W-Wh-h-hy-y y-you in h-her-r-r-re sc-cien-nt-t-t-tis-st-t?"
яKelenius has thrown the bedsheet.
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Wi Zardunbogh has signed up as Station Engineer."
яKelenius has thrown the satchel.
Svenbot420BlazeItSwag [145.9] states, " Chapel hull breach"
Peter Vandalmar stammers, "An-nd-d w-wh-hy-y d-did-d an as-ssis-s-s-st-t-tan-nt-t-t have y-you?"
Mayan Pete says, "PLEASE"
Mayan Pete says, "OH GOD"
Lana Adams says, "The mime talked. He has no human rights."
Duke Crabtree [145.9] exclaims, "You can't stop me, AI!"
Mayan Pete has punched Mayan Pete!
я!Lana Adams is buckled in to the bed by Luke Green!
John Green [145.9] asks, "v Is this thing on?"
Mayan Pete says, "JESUS FUCK"
Mayan Pete says, "STOP THEM"
Officer Billy Mays says, "he was gonna hold me for ransom"
Mayan Pete says, "JESUS FUCK"
Peter Vandalmar says, "Well I guess I saved you then"
Bane says, "GOD"
Raja Flattery [145.9] asks, " is the AI nuts?"
Kelenius blinds Mayan Pete with the flash!
я!Mayan Pete is buckled in to Judge by Kelenius!
*---------*
This is Rin Lindessaer!
She is wearing a janitor's jumpsuit.
She has a satchel on her back.
She has some black gloves on her hands.
She has a janibelt about her waist.
She is wearing some galoshes on her feet.
She has a service radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Rin Lindessaer (Janitor).
She appears to have commited suicide... there is no hope of recovery.
She is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Mayan Pete exclaims, "KELENIUS, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU WERE IN MY DREAMS, I KNOW IT!"
Mayan Pete [145.9] exclaims, "KELENIUS, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU WERE IN MY DREAMS, I KNOW IT!"
Duke Crabtree [145.9] says, "Attention security, I still have my hostage"
Duke Crabtree [145.9] says, "My demands are two pies and all the gold from the vault."
Mayan Pete [145.9] says, "I'M FREAKIN' OUT MAN"
Mayan Pete [145.9] says, "SOME GUY GAVE ME A DRUG"
Max Fattkins asks, "see?"
Jane Gray [145.9] says, "mmm, nice"
Mayan Pete [145.9] says, "I'M SEEIN' SHIT"
Bane [Security] exclaims, "ALLRIGHT. WHAT ES THES DUKE TALKING ABOUT? OLE!"
Khloe Alice says, "Thanks for arresting me for having a fucking coin"
Max Fattkins says, "already broke into vault"
Kelenius asks, "Crime?"
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Hostage situation in; BAR"
Khloe Alice says, "A coin is totally worth brgigng over"
Khloe Alice says, "I wanted a coin"
Khloe Alice says, "For a cigar."
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Locking down; BAR"
Duke Crabtree [145.9] says, "I am not afraid to execute the hostage."
Luke Green [145.9] asks, " Duke where are we bringing the hostage?"
Tyrone Jackson [145.9] says, "I have the pies"
я!Khloe Alice is buckled in to the bed by Max Fattkins!
Bane [Security] exclaims, "SOME OFFICER COMES WITH ME TO EL BAR OLE!"
Luke Green says, "Warden deal with them"
Khloe Alice says, "I was in the process of rebolting the vault"
Khloe Alice says, "When he arrested me"
Max Fattkins says, "we're taking your tools"
Duke Crabtree [145.9] says, "Bring the pies and gold to the Bar."
Khloe Alice says, "No"
Kelenius asks, "Crime?"
Max Fattkins tries to remove Khloe Alice's toolbelt.
Max Fattkins says, "broke into vault"
Luke Green [Security] says, "one sec sir"
Khloe Alice says, "Hey warden stop him from just jacking my shit"
Duke Crabtree [145.9] says, "If you enter, I am gassing all the hostages."
Khloe Alice says, "I was FIXING THE VAULT BACK UP"
Khloe Alice says, "after getting a goddamn coin"
Duke Crabtree [145.9] says, "Throw the demands inside."
Max Fattkins puts the toolbelt into the security satchel.
Mime [145.9] says, " AHHH"
You put the stunbaton into the security belt.
Mime [145.9] says, " THE MIME HAS PLACED ME IN A COFFIN"
Max Fattkins tries to remove Khloe Alice's sunglasses.
Kelenius sighs.
Head of Security's Desk announcement: I no longer have access to either the vault or the kitchen, go bug the HoP
Officer Billy Mays says, "I was a hostage, but I can be a laborer prisoner if you'd like."
Max Fattkins says, "falsh"
Wade Wilson [145.9] asks, "cargo guys can you let me out of mining please?"
Khloe Alice says, "Matt you are so fucking shit"
Max Fattkins says, "flash i mean"
Khloe Alice asks, "So?"
Max Fattkins says, "that's possesion of weapon"
Khloe Alice says, "Its a fucking flash"
Max Fattkins puts the sunglasses into the security satchel.
Kelenius says, "Here is your crime"
Max Fattkins puts the flash into the security satchel.
Kelenius says, "Being a shitler"
Max Fattkins has been stunned with the stunbaton by Kelenius!
You put the stunbaton into the security belt.
Max Fattkins exclaims, "ME?!"
я!Max Fattkins is buckled in to the bed by Kelenius!
Duke Crabtree exclaims, "I am the victim here!"
Max Fattkins has been stunned with the stunbaton by Kelenius!
Officer Billy Mays says, "Oh shiittttt"
Ramon Buttersworth says, "What the"
You try to empty Max Fattkins's right pocket.
Mime [145.9] says, " Mime is rogue"
Duke Crabtree exclaims, "I was forced into taking a hostage!"
Max Fattkins exclaims, "borke into vault and had flash on her!"
Bane [Security] exclaims, "WHY DID EL SECURITY CONSOLE SAY THAT DUKE ES ALREADY IN PRISON? OLE!"
Max Fattkins has been stunned with the stunbaton by Kelenius!
Mime [145.9] says, " He has trapped me in a morgue tray"
Kelenius tries to remove Max Fattkins's security belt.
Max Fattkins exclaims, "are you fucking kiding me?!"
Kelenius tries to remove Max Fattkins's security satchel.
Ramon Buttersworth [Security] says, "I just pulled him in"
Luke Green [Security] asks, "er... bar seems clear?"
Max Fattkins has been stunned with the stunbaton by Kelenius!
Kelenius is trying to put handcuffs on Max Fattkins!
Duke Crabtree says, "I came onto the station"
Bane [Security] exclaims, "I KNOW OLE!"
Max Fattkins [145.9] says, "s WARDEN IS DUMBASS"
Max Fattkins says, "s WARDEN IS DUMBASS"
Duke Crabtree says, "Then time slowed down"
You put the stunbaton into the security belt.
Officer Billy Mays asks, "Hey man, we can be friends, right?"
Khloe Alice [145.9] says, " Warden is not a dumbass"
Manuel Greenwalt [145.9] exclaims, " R&D i got a delivery coming your way from mining!"
Duke Crabtree says, "and a talking pizza roll appeared"
Officer Billy Mays says, "Let's all go get drunk."
Khloe Alice [145.9] says, " Captain give the warden a medal"
Kelenius tries to remove Max Fattkins's stunbaton.
Officer Billy Mays says, "And forget about this."
Mime [145.9] says, " OLDMAN IS A LING"
Max Fattkins [Security] says, "WARNED IS BRIGGING ME FOR BRIGGING CRIMINAL IN"
Max Fattkins says, "WARNED IS BRIGGING ME FOR BRIGGING CRIMINAL IN"
Mime [145.9] says, " HE HAS AN ARM BLADE"
Reza Rezman says, "finally"
Kelenius tries to remove Max Fattkins's HUDSunglasses.
Reza Rezman says, "shitcurity where it belongs"
Kelenius tries to remove Max Fattkins's HUDSunglasses.
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Changeling in custody by my borg"
Svenbot420BlazeItSwag [145.9] states, " Oldman"
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Botany hallway"
You put the toolbelt into the security satchel.
You put the sunglasses into the security satchel.
Svenbot420BlazeItSwag [145.9] states, " Oldman"
Svenbot420BlazeItSwag [145.9] states, " Oldman Robustin is a changeling"
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Oldman robusting is at escape"
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Changeling"
Kelenius tries to remove Max Fattkins's handcuffs.
Max Fattkins [Security] says, "THE GIRL BROKE INTO VAULT AND HAD FLASH ON HER, AND IT'S MY FAULT SOMEHOW"
Max Fattkins says, "THE GIRL BROKE INTO VAULT AND HAD FLASH ON HER, AND IT'S MY FAULT SOMEHOW"
You put the handcuffs into the security belt.
Valentina Hastings [145.9] exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Peter Vandalmar [145.9] says, "Burn that thing"
Ramon Buttersworth says, "Sheesh"
яLuke Green has thrown the bedsheet.
Max Fattkins unbuckled !
Hirasawa Yui asks, "Do you want superpowers?"
Luke Green says, "Warden you incompetent shit"
Hirasawa Yui shivers.
Kelenius tries to remove Khloe Alice's PDA-Khloe Alice (Assistant).
Kelenius tries to remove Khloe Alice's handcuffs.
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Lethal force authorized borg"
Hirasawa Yui says, "I have a healing+superpowers disease"
Kelenius tries to remove Khloe Alice's handcuffs.
Hirasawa Yui is trying to inject Raja Flattery!
Khloe Alice says, "I wasnt lying when I said I was fixing the vault"
Raja Flattery says, "Sure"
Khloe Alice says, "For what its worth"
Hirasawa Yui injects Raja Flattery with the syringe!
Central Command Update

Electrical Storm Alert

An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


The locker has been unlocked by Kelenius.
Tyrone Jackson [145.9] asks, "AI, would you please open this?"
Max Fattkins [Security] says, "HOW, WILL YOU DEMOTE THAT STUPID WARDEN! HE EVEN GAVE HERE OUT SUNGLASSES TO BREAK INTO VAULT"
Max Fattkins says, "HOW, WILL YOU DEMOTE THAT STUPID WARDEN! HE EVEN GAVE HERE OUT SUNGLASSES TO BREAK INTO VAULT"
The locker has been locked by Kelenius.
Luke Green says, "Warden"
Luke Green asks, "Whats going on?"
Khloe Alice asks, "I dont really care about the flash but could I have the toolbelt and shades back?"
Kelenius asks, "Okay, where is belt and glasses?"
Officer Billy Mays says, "I committed murder."
Khloe Alice says, "GHe put them in his pack"
Rachel Rhodes [145.9] says, " shits going donw in the chapel"
Max Fattkins says, "I WAS FUCKING PLANNING TO PUT THEM IN EVIDENCE ROOM"
Officer Billy Mays says, "I must go to the labor camp."
The locker has been unlocked by Kelenius.
Max Fattkins says, "OFFICER"
You put the sunglasses into the security backpack.
яYou are unable to equip that.
You put the toolbelt into the security backpack.
Max Fattkins says, "ARREST THAT DUMBASS"
Luke Green says, "Warden"
The locker has been locked by Kelenius.
Luke Green asks, "What the fuck is going on?"
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Omar Saylor has signed up as Assistant."
Khloe Alice says, "Matt is being shit"
Khloe Alice exclaims, "Thanks!"
Max Fattkins asks, "ME?"
Luke Green asks, "How?"
Kelenius says, "Unlawful arrest"
Valentina Hastings [145.9] exclaims, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
Max Fattkins asks, "NOT WARDEN?"
Khloe Alice says, "You wont see me again unless Matt acts like a shit"
Max Fattkins says, "WARDEN IS JUST RELEASING PRISONER"
Kelenius asks, "Okay, now what's with the scientist?"
Svenbot420BlazeItSwag [145.9] states, " Test"
Svenbot420BlazeItSwag [145.9] states, " Human to crematorium"
Luke Green says, "You don't arrest a officer for a unlawful arrest"
Luke Green says, "You speak to a higher power"
Kelenius says, "I do"
Luke Green says, "For a demotion"
Max Fattkins puts the stunbaton into the security satchel.
Officer Billy Mays says, "I was actually a hostage"
Officer Billy Mays says, "But they brought me back here"
Kelenius has been stunned with the stunbaton by Max Fattkins!
Max Fattkins is trying to put handcuffs on Kelenius!
Luke Green fails to blind Max Fattkins with the flash!
Officer Billy Mays says, "OHHH SHITTTTT"
Luke Green fires the taser gun!
Max Fattkins says, "INCOMPETENT SHIT"
Max Fattkins is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Luke Green fires the taser gun point blank at Max Fattkins!
Max Fattkins is hit by an electrode in the right arm!
You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 1 minutes and you need to stand still.)
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Ramona Flowers has signed up as Assistant."
Luke Green is trying to put handcuffs on Max Fattkins!
Kelenius [Security] asks, "HoS?"
Kelenius asks, "HoS?"
Luke Green says, "Now you are under arrest"
Max Fattkins says, "CALL THE FUCKING HOS"
Urist McSpacedorf [Security] asks, "What?"
Kelenius [Security] says, "To brig"
Kelenius says, "To brig"
Max Fattkins says, "AND GET US BOTH IN EINTERROGATION"
Kelenius [Security] says, "There is a rogue security officer"
Kelenius says, "There is a rogue security officer"
Bane says, "I'M EL CAPITБN"
Ramona Flowers [145.9] asks, " Hello?"
Max Fattkins says, "AND PICK UP THAT BATON"
Bane exclaims, "JUST TELL ME WHAT IT IS OLE!"
Raja Flattery [145.9] says, " Singularity east of chapel"
Officer Billy Mays says, "Captain you fucking badass"
Mayan Pete [145.9] asks, "Lemme in, HoS, please?"
Duke Crabtree says, "so I should take care not to get any on it"
Samuel Mann [145.9] asks, "What?"
Officer Billy Mays says, "I wish to go to the labor camp."
Jacob Rosenburg [145.9] asks, "The singularity is loose?"
You successfully remove the handcuffs.
You put the handcuffs into the security backpack.
Officer Billy Mays says, "It is my destiny."
Samuel Mann [145.9] says, "It can't be"
Samuel Mann [145.9] says, "Not that far away"
Kelenius asks, "Can you just go away?"
Urist McSpacedorf [Security] says, "I'm in the brig"
Valentina Hastings [145.9] exclaims, " SINGULARITY IN ESCAPE!"
Mayan Pete says, "Help me up, please."
Officer Billy Mays says, "No, I can't for I must fill my destiny"
Jacob Rosenburg [145.9] says, "AI, call the shuttle immediately."
Samuel Mann [145.9] asks, "FUcking bags of holding?"
Julio Hayhurst [145.9] says, "Do not"
Bane twitches violently.
Urist McSpacedorf twitches violently.
Bane exclaims, "YEAH SOMEONE BRING PETE TO MEDBAY!!"
Luke Green says, "Warden go to interegation room"
Officer Billy Mays says, "Thanks man."
Max Fattkins [Security] says, "hos, come in interrogation and grab warden with you"
Jacob Rosenburg [145.9] says, "AI, call the shuttle. A loose singularity is an obvious and extreme source of human harm."
Max Fattkins [Security] says, "cuffed"
Rachel Rhodes [145.9] says, " guys its a fake one calm down"
Kelenius says, "Wait"
Jacob Rosenburg [145.9] asks, "Wait, is it?"
Jacob Rosenburg [145.9] exclaims, "DAMMIT, don't scare me!"
Valentina Hastings [145.9] exclaims, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
яNo valid ID.
Wi Zardunbogh [145.9] says, "for the last time it's not loose. we just checked."
Julio Hayhurst [145.9] asks, "You nearly called the shuttle over a plastic toy? Seriously?"
Kelenius tries to remove Officer Billy Mays's PDA-Officer Billy Mays (Scientist).
Mayan Pete [145.9] exclaims, "WOW!!"
Jacob Rosenburg [145.9] says, "Hey, I wasn't there to see it."
Valentina Hastings [145.9] exclaims, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Officer Billy Mays (Scientist).
яNo valid ID.
Valentina Hastings [145.9] exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Valentina Hastings [145.9] exclaims, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
You put the ID into PDA-Officer Billy Mays (Scientist)'s slot.
You put PDA-Officer Billy Mays (Scientist) into the security backpack.
Samuel Mann [145.9] says, "Janitor, we need lights replaced in arribals"
Valentina Hastings [145.9] exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Khloe Alice [145.9] says, " Mime"
Khloe Alice [145.9] says, " As in"
Luke Green [Security] says, "Warden"
Khloe Alice [145.9] says, " The real mime"
Khloe Alice [145.9] says, " Can you PDA me"
Valentina Hastings [145.9] exclaims, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
Luke Green [Security] says, "YOur needed out front your office"
Kelenius [Security] says, "Bit busy"
Kelenius says, "Bit busy"
Kelenius tries to put Prisoner #13-007 on Officer Billy Mays.
You try to place PDA-Officer Billy Mays (Scientist) into Officer Billy Mays (as Prisoner #13-007)'s left pocket.
Luke Green [Security] says, "Warden this is a syndi bomb"
я!Officer Billy Mays (as Prisoner #13-007) is buckled in to the chair by Kelenius!
я!Shuttle recieved message and will be sent shortly.
Luke Green [Security] says, "get your ass here please"
Adrian McGallenhad [145.9] says, "Science open up"
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Adrian McGallenhad [145.9] says, "I have gold for you"
Kelenius [Security] asks, "You mean the training bomb?"
Kelenius asks, "You mean the training bomb?"
Luke Green [Security] says, "Nope"
Luke Green [Security] says, "Live bomb brought in"
я!Shuttle recieved message and will be sent shortly.
Adrian McGallenhad [145.9] says, "Ai open this door please"
Luke Green [Security] says, "For us to watch"
Kelenius [Security] says, "GODDAMMIT SPACE IT"
Kelenius says, "GODDAMMIT SPACE IT"
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
Officer Billy Mays (as Prisoner #13-007) was unbuckled by Kelenius!
Luke Green [Security] says, "its not armed"
OOC: LNGLY: http://i.imgur.com/2BI5Dwi.jpg
Kelenius says, "Wait"
Kelenius says, "Damn"
Vinny Stainforth [145.9] says, "test"
OOC: LNGLY: let's share cool cat pics
OOC: LNGLY: all of us
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: wat
Officer Billy Mays (as Prisoner #13-007) says, "Oh shit."
OOC: LNGLY: post your favorite cat image in ooc
Hirasawa Yui [145.9] says, "SUPERPOWERS JUST KICKED IN"
я!Shuttle recieved message and will be sent shortly.
Hirasawa Yui [145.9] exclaims, "I AM THE ALPHA AND OMEGA!!"
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: no
я!Officer Billy Mays (as Prisoner #13-007) is buckled in to the chair by Kelenius!
You buckle yourself to the chair.
OOC: Brotinheyst: lel
Kelenius says, "Fucking no window shuttle"
OOC: LNGLY: don't be rude man
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
Officer Billy Mays (as Prisoner #13-007) was unbuckled by Kelenius!
OOC: LNGLY: if you don't post a cat you'll be cursed
Kelenius tries to remove Officer Billy Mays (as Prisoner #13-007)'s handcuffs.
Officer Billy Mays (as Prisoner #13-007) says, "My new home."
OOC: LNGLY: tonight a cat will come in the night
You put the handcuffs into the security backpack.
я! Squeek!
я!Shuttle recieved message and will be sent shortly.
You buckle yourself to the chair.
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Ilral has signed up as Shaft Miner."
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE:RE:FWD: if you don't post this within 6 seconds you will be fucked in the ass!
Bane says, "I DON'T REALLY LIKE IT INSIDE HERE"
Bane says, "BETTER SPACE IT"
That's a syndicate bomb.
A large and menacing device. Can be bolted down with a wrench.
A digital display on it reads "60".
OOC: Exalted12: My body is ready
Luke Green says, "See warden"
OOC: Limboo: FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE:RE:FWD: if you don't post this within 6 seconds you will be fucked in the ass!
OOC: PatTheBunny: sounds good to me
Valentina Hastings [145.9] stammers, "HNN-NNN-NN-NN-NNNN-NGG-GGG-G-GG-GG-G-GH-H-H-H!!!"
Luke Green says, "Captain"
The locker has been unlocked by Kelenius.
Luke Green says, "May i get EVA gear"
Valentina Hastings [145.9] stammers, "R-RAAAAAAAAR-RG-G-GH-H!!!"
Luke Green says, "and raid mining"
OOC: Spaceworker: Sign me up.
Luke Green says, "Thats where it came from"
The locker has been locked by Kelenius.
Jay Whirlow [145.9] says, "Hey, scientists."
Valentina Hastings [145.9] stammers, "R-R-RAAAAAAAAR-RG-GH-H-H!!!"
Valentina Hastings [145.9] stammers, "G-G-GW-W-W-WAAAAAAAAR-R-RR-RR-RH-HH-HH-H-H!!!"
Bane says, "YEAH SURE"
Jay Whirlow [145.9] says, "I'm in the misc lab."
Jay Whirlow [145.9] says, "I just teleported in."
Jay Whirlow [145.9] asks, "Mind letting me out?"
Luke Green says, "Ill need EVA gear and a E-gun"
Bane blinks rapidly.
You put the handcuffs into the security belt.
Bane [145.9] says, "AI? I ALLOWED OFFICER GREEN TO GET A SUIT FROM EVA"
You put the stunbaton into the security belt.
Valentina Hastings [145.9] exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Bane shivers.
*---------*
This is Lana Adams!
She is wearing a space suit.
She has an industrial backpack on her back.
She has a toolbelt about her waist.
She has a breath mask on her face.
She has an engineering radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Lana Adams (Station Engineer).
She has a vacant, braindead stare...
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Lana Adams was unbuckled by Kelenius!
Valentina Hastings [145.9] says, " MURDERER"
*---------*
This is Wade Wilson!
He is wearing a black jumpsuit.
He is wearing a black cap on his head.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has PDA-Wade Wilson (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Wade Wilson's ID Card (Mercenary).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Hirasawa Yui exclaims, "I AM HERE TO GIVE ALL OFFICERS SUPERPOWERS AND SELF-HEALING!!"
Hirasawa Yui exclaims, "WOULD YOU LIKE THIS?!!"
Hirasawa Yui shivers.
Kelenius says, "Okay"
Hirasawa Yui is trying to inject Kelenius!
Hirasawa Yui injects Kelenius with the syringe!
Hirasawa Yui says, "I will give it to all officers"
Hirasawa Yui says, "Please let them know I will be hanging out in the cortroom"
Mayan Pete [145.9] says, "Help! I'm stuck in the first person. I already tried asking myself for help, but I couldn't understand what I was trying to say."
Bane blinks rapidly.
You feel like running laps around the station.
Hirasawa Yui asks, "Okay?"
Ramon Buttersworth [145.9] says, "Poor guy"
Kelenius says, "Yeah"
You feel like running laps around the station.
Luke Green says, "Its to deal with mining"
Luke Green says, "Sir"
You are now breathing manually.
You don't feel the need to breathe.
Kelenius [Security] says, "Healing and superpowers virus in courtroom"
Kelenius says, "Healing and superpowers virus in courtroom"
Luke Green says, "They are the oness who accidently gave the bomb to sci"
Kelenius [Security] says, "Go get it"
Kelenius says, "Go get it"
Your lungs feel great.
Kelenius asks, "What's with this?"
Wade Wilson says, "i need one of you to open this so i can get the armor I ordered"
Ramon Buttersworth [Security] says, "Station's kidnapper is now in medical's care, he's obviously insane"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Kelenius (Warden).
You unlock the armor crate .
You feel restless.
You put the ID into PDA-Kelenius (Warden)'s slot.
Luke Green says, "Can i be let out"
You feel restless.
Luke Green puts the flash into the security belt.
*---------*
This is Luke Green!
They are wearing a security hardsuit helmet on their head.
They are wearing a security hardsuit.
They are carrying an energy gun on their security hardsuit.
They have a security backpack on their back.
They are holding a teargas grenade casing in their right hand.
They have a security belt about their waist.
They are wearing PDA-Luke Green (Security Officer).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
You feel like running laps around the station.
You add the laser gun to the turret.
Luke Green says, "If i dont report in regulary"
Luke Green says, "Im dead"
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Johnny Greene has signed up as Medical Doctor."
You feel restless.
Max Fattkins says, "demote that stupid ass"
Max Fattkins says, "or i will"
You buckle yourself to the chair.
You feel like running laps around the station.
Urist McSpacedorf asks, "Kelenius whats your side of the story?"
Phillip Burnell [145.9] exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Urist McSpacedorf shivers.
Kelenius says, "He brigged an assistant after I told him to release her"
Max Fattkins asks, "really? he's even allowed to perform his duty under investigation?"
You feel restless.
Mayan Pete [145.9] says, "TRUST NOT ZOKTHOR, ZOKTHOR SAY OK NO WAR BUT BEST WAR IF WAR -- NO WAR?? FORGET NO WAR, HOOMAN IS WAR WAR WAR BUT IF VOTE SIAM STAR SHREDDER LOSE NOT IS ETERNAL HYDROGEN HA HA HAH A HA HAH AH HA HA HYDROGEN >> NON HYDROGEN ?? 1 -> 1?? YES"
Urist McSpacedorf twitches violently.
David Wherner [145.9] exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Urist McSpacedorf blinks rapidly.
Duke Crabtree [145.9] says, "I'M FREE"
Urist McSpacedorf says, "No.... someone released him..."
Kelenius says, "I brigged him for that and released the assistant"
Duke Crabtree [145.9] says, "I AM FINALLY FREE"
Kelenius has been stunned with the stunbaton by Urist McSpacedorf!
Urist McSpacedorf puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Urist McSpacedorf is trying to put handcuffs on Kelenius!
You feel like running laps around the station.
Urist McSpacedorf blinks rapidly.
Kelenius says, "He got mad and attacked me"
Urist McSpacedorf exclaims, "THE ASSISTANT BROKE INTO THE VAULT!!"
Kelenius asks, "And?"
Ramon Buttersworth [145.9] says, "Crew, Duke Crabtree is very mentally ill, be careful around him, he is supposed to be under medbay's care"
Max Fattkins says, "and had flash"
Urist McSpacedorf exclaims, "ITS A CRIME!!"
Kelenius asks, "And?"
Max Fattkins says, "major tresspass"
Max Fattkins says, "and possesion of weapon"
You don't feel the need to breathe.
Urist McSpacedorf twitches violently.
You are now breathing manually.
Luke Green [Security] says, "Captain can you come to the HOP line and issue me mining access"
Urist McSpacedorf blinks rapidly.
You feel light headed.
The walls suddenly disappear.
Max Fattkins says, "not the crimes to ignore"
You feel light headed.
The walls suddenly disappear.
Urist McSpacedorf twitches violently.
You feel light headed.
The walls suddenly disappear.
BUTT-I [145.9] states, "Myles Hayhurst has signed up as Station Engineer."
Your skin feels itchy.
You feel smarter.
You are now breathing manually.
You feel light headed.
Your body feels warm.
Kelenius says, "I didn't consider it brig-worthy"
Urist McSpacedorf exclaims, "SPEAK KELENIUS, EXPLAIN YOUR LACK OF UPHOLDING THE LAW!!"
Your skin feels itchy.
Your body feels warm.
Urist McSpacedorf attemped to disarm Kelenius!
You feel light headed.
You feel smarter.
Kelenius twitches violently.
Ramon Buttersworth [Security] says, "Station's full of hulks now"
Max Fattkins says, "just uncuff me and let me permabrig that stupid ass"
Mayan Pete [145.9] exclaims, "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!"
Kelenius twitches violently.
You feel light headed.
Your muscles hurt.
Valentina Hastings [145.9] exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
You feel like running laps around the station.
Urist McSpacedorf blinks rapidly.
Kelenius shivers.
Your skin feels itchy.
Your muscles hurt.
Kelenius exclaims, "THE ASSISTANT WAS A GOOD PERSON!!!"
Valentina Hastings [145.9] exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Valentina Hastings [145.9] exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Bane [145.9] exclaims, "VALENTINA WHERE ARE YOU NOW? OLE!"
Kelenius exclaims, "SHE SAID SHE ONLY NEEDED A COIN FROM THE VAULT!!"
Urist McSpacedorf twitches violently.
Kelenius shivers.
Your skin feels itchy.
Your muscles hurt.
Ramona Flowers [145.9] says, " Ai door please"
Kelenius blinks rapidly.
Urist McSpacedorf blinks rapidly.
Max Fattkins says, "she just happened to have flash and tried to break into high secirity area"
Phillip Burnell [145.9] exclaims, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
Ramona Flowers [145.9] asks, " Do we have an AI?"
Urist McSpacedorf exclaims, "SHE SHOULD ASK INSTEAD OF STEALING, OR PREPARE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!!"
Max Fattkins says, "i bet you just sleep with her after shifts"
Your skin feels itchy.
You feel smarter.
Kelenius says, "And I'm a warden, who has authority over birg when HoS is absent"
Kelenius shivers.
Luke Green [Security] says, "Captain can you please come to the HOP line"
Your skin feels itchy.
You feel smarter.
Your lungs feel great.
Urist McSpacedorf blinks rapidly.
Your skin feels itchy.
Your muscles hurt.
Adrian McGallenhad [Security] says, "Security theres a lack of prisoners in the brig"
Ramona Flowers [145.9] asks, " Hello?"
Kellie Stough [145.9] says, "ADAMANTINE GOLEM ON THE LOOSE"
OOC: Zero Ziat: h-hello
Urist McSpacedorf blinks rapidly.
Adrian McGallenhad [Security] says, "I have no one to do lawyer shit for"
OOC: Brotinheyst: h-hi
OOC: PatTheBunny: suck my dick
Bane [Security] exclaims, "WHAT? HOW ES THES POSSIBLE. OLE!"
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: no
Current Admins:
SubtleGraces is a GameAdmin
MrStonedOne is a AdminCandidate

Your skin feels itchy.
The walls suddenly disappear.
You feel like running laps around the station.
OOC: Stapler2025: what's it pay
OOC: Zero Ziat: no gracias
Your skin feels itchy.
The walls suddenly disappear.
Urist McSpacedorf exclaims, "OKAY FATTKIN, KELENIUS'S ATTITUDE HAS CONVINCED ME THEY'RE UNFIT TO BE WARDEN!!"
Luke Green [Security] says, "Captain please come to the HOP line"
Max Fattkins says, "hos, he clearly has nothing to say apart from "ME WARDEN ME LIKE PRETTY GIRL""
Urist McSpacedorf exclaims, "YOU HAVE THE JOB!!"
You feel restless.
Kellie Stough [145.9] says, "If you see an adamantine golem, KILL IT."
Kelenius blinks rapidly.
Max Fattkins says, "finally"
You feel like running laps around the station.
You feel restless.
Urist McSpacedorf tries to remove Kelenius's security radio headset.
Your skin feels itchy.
Your body feels warm.
Max Fattkins asks, "uncuff me please?"
Urist McSpacedorf tries to remove Kelenius's HUDSunglasses.
Urist McSpacedorf tries to remove Kelenius's black gloves.
Urist McSpacedorf tries to remove Kelenius's security gas mask.
Urist McSpacedorf tries to remove Kelenius's warden's hat.
Urist McSpacedorf tries to remove Kelenius's jackboots.
You feel light headed.
Your body feels warm.
Urist McSpacedorf tries to remove Kelenius's warden's jumpsuit.
Urist McSpacedorf tries to remove Kelenius's security belt.
Urist McSpacedorf tries to remove Kelenius's warden's jacket.
You feel light headed.
You feel smarter.
Urist McSpacedorf tries to remove Kelenius's taser gun.
Urist McSpacedorf tries to remove Kelenius's security backpack.
Urist McSpacedorf tries to remove Kelenius's PDA-Kelenius (Warden).
Kelenius blinks rapidly.
You feel light headed.
Your body feels warm.
Kelenius blinks rapidly.
Urist McSpacedorf tries to remove Max Fattkins's handcuffs.
Max Fattkins asks, "so, permabrig?"
Urist McSpacedorf says, "No"
Max Fattkins asks, "or just demotion?"
You feel light headed.
Your muscles hurt.
Urist McSpacedorf says, "Demotion to assistant only"
Max Fattkins unbuckled !
Urist McSpacedorf shivers.
Your skin feels itchy.
You feel smarter.
Urist McSpacedorf says, "Just throw him out"
Max Fattkins says, "will be done"
Max Fattkins puts PDA-Kelenius (Warden) into the security satchel.