this is an original language for shitposters on /int/
this is NOT a dialect/mutation of english or any other language
it is estimated that the amount of users of this language will start at 3-33 and slowly grow from there
we do not have a name for this yet
we do not have a way to write this language yet
the letters used to describe the sounds in this post are TEMPORARY so don't complain


what we have so far

in languages words are made up of syllables
the syllables of this languages will take the form of CV, VC, or CVC
C is a consonant group and V is a vowel group
a consonant group can have one or who consonant
a vowel group can have one or more vowels

we so not have a complete list of all consonant groups or vowel groups

so far what we have for V is
a, e, i, o, u pronounced like the spanish/japanese vowels
A pronounced like a in english father or retard
E pronounced like the deep vowel in English third
I pronounced like i in english hit or dig
O pronounced like u in english fun or run
U pronounced like the german ü (if you dont know how to pronounce it look up how to pronounce the german umlaut in google/youtube
ai a+i
ei e+i
another way you can refer to A, E, I, O, U is a, e, i, o, u with an accent
this is an INCOMPLETE list you are invited to give more vowel groups
NO TONES

so far what we have for C is
z, n, f, l, v, b, s, t, k, y, w, h, d, ch, m, p, ng, sh, bl, ts, vr, pronounced like how they would be in english
g pronounced like english gift
j pronounced like english jam
r not sure how it will be pronounced
kh pronounced in throat like bach or loch
th pronounced like th in english thunder or three
dh pronounced like th in engish the or that
this is an INCOMPLETE list you are invited to give more consonant groups

we currently have no rules for what consonant groups are allowed go at the start or the end of a syllable feel free to suggest some


this language will gave a flexible word order

verbs will be made from three consonant bases taken from several languages
verbs will be conjugated by adding vowels that relate to the subject and object
verbs will hold general information about the subject and object when conjugated
specific information will be found in other parts of the sentence

Current progress for verb bases

z - j - n
to be

r - f - l
laugh

v - n - r (comes from Spanish?)
come

b - b - l
speak

s - t - r
Easter?

k - y - s
to commit suicide

t - f - w
feels

c - c - r (Spanish)
to cook

h - b - n
to have

h - d - t (Rus)
to walk

d - l - t (Rus)
to do/make

s - z - t (Rus)
to say

s - b - n (German)
To write

g - h - n (German)
to go

w - t - n (Dutch)
to know

ch - g - r (Spanish)
to get

d - m - t (Russian)
to think

t - g - m (Estonian)
to make

p - n - r (French)
to know

v - d - t (Rus)
to see

h - r - t (Basque)
to think

t - m - r (Spanish)
to take

v - d - r (Italian)
to see

h - t - t (Rus)
to want

t - r - s (Latvian)
to find

k - r - t (Finnish)
to tell

d - v - t (Rus)
to give

r - b - t (Rus)
to work

c - k - l
cuckold

p - z - v (Croatian)
to call

v - r - g (Dutch)
to ask

n - t - r (Spanish)
to try

kh - r - g (Mongolianism)
to need

k - h - l (Chichewa)
to become

d - j - r (Spanish)
to leave

s - r - y (Somali)
to put

t - d - ng (indonesian)
to kick

r k t
rekt

f p p
fap

m sh p
shitpost

t bl r
trigger

bl z t
to blaze it

t s t
to partake in autistic activity

the syllables in verbs will be organized as CV CVC
yes there are some repeats this is an INCOMPLETE list
there is still some debate on how verbs will be conjugated
there are two methods being suggested

method #1
a / A = 1st person
e / E = 2nd person
i / I = 3rd person
u / U = formal
o / O = placeholder/infinitive/question

formal can be either 1st, 2nd or 3rd person
who formal refers to will be stated in another part if the sentence

place vowels with verb consonants
C<subject>C<object>C

for present tense use the first vowel on <subject> and <object>
for future tense change the <subject> to the second vowel
for past tense change the <object> to the second vowel
example
b b l talk
bobol - to talk
babol - I/we talk
babel - I/we talk to you
bebal - you talk to me/us
bAbel - I/we talked to you
babEl - I/we will talk to you
specifics like distinctions between singular/plural or he/she will be made in other parts of the sentence if needed


method #2
a - first person
e - second person
i - third person
o - formal second person (probably will only be used sarcastically; could also be used for any person)
u - nonspecific
O - infinitive/placeholder


To mark plurals, lengthen the vowel.
To mark past tense, add -ik to the end of the word (after all other suffixes).
To mark future tense, you MAY add -ok to the end of the word; this is optional in all cases.
bObOl - to talk
babel - I talk (to) you
bebal - You talk (to) me
baabelik - we talked to you
babul - I talk (to no one in particular)
babelok - I will talk to you


currently there is no structure on how to form nouns
feel free to suggest possible nouns

adverbs and adjectives
build them from two consonants and a vowel
adjectives end in ai
adverbs end in ei
stretch the vowel to add more intensity

example

kit (qt)
kitai
cute
kiitai
really cute
kiiitai
really really cute

thik (THICC)
thickai
fat
thiikai
really fat
thiiikai
really really fat

sIk (sanic)
sIkei
fast
sIIkei
really fast
sIIIkei
really really fast

you can nominalize adjectives by adding ne and adverbs by adding na

kitaine
cuteness

sIkeina
fastness/speed


how you can help
help make rules
help make verb bases
help make adjectives and adverbs
help brainstorm nouns
we need some question words
who(subject) -
to who(object) -
with who(indirect object) -
what -
how -
when -
where -
why -
question words should all start with the same C and be short