Steam Sales

What do you mean, "I don't buy off the front page"?
I check it every day.
What do you mean, "This doesn't support my system"?
Ya' gotta warn me, when you have to.
What do you mean, "I'm buying less games"?
This backlog's getting too big
And, what do you mean, "Why don't I have more badges"?
Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?

[Chorus:]
If there's a new sale,
I'll be the first in line.
But it better be good this time.

What do you mean, "I got this shit item"?
I didn't know this game had any.
What do you mean, "It's not marketable"?
It's just not that type.
What do you mean, "I put some cash on my steam account tonight"?
Tell me something, it's still tradeable, right?

[Chorus: (repeat)]
If there's a new sale
I'll be the first in line,
But it better be good this time.

Can you cut a price for me?
Steam,
Steam sales...,
Steam,
Steam sales...,
Steam sales...,and I'm buying?
Steam sales...,and we're buying?
Steam sales...,and I'm buying?
Steam sales...,and we're buying?
[n+1 times more]
Oh, Steam sales...