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  1. What's up everybody NightWing here to bring you what ever chapter this is of the RCL fanfic! So uh yea with that out of the way let's get into it.
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  3. After the win from pulling blue eyes oriole ghost and pink body pillow thing, Batman was confident that he could out sync Tuddles in their next duel.
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  5. It was a sunny day out and Tuddles and Batman stood about thirty meters apart. Hands ready to grab at their microphones when they got to ten. They started to count to ten, but right when hey hit nine and a half and three fourths, Ryan yelled out at them.
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  7. "HEY YOU TWATS. LIPSYNC IN THE BUILDING. I WANT SOME AC."
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  9. With confusion on their faces, they walked into the next building to see other people dueling.
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  11. Ryan made them recount and be ten paces away. They were exactly sure why, but they just went with it.
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  13. Batman started off good with singing about how his hips don't lie, and Tuddles was getting worried.
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  15. Tuddles decided to put in the cheat code to make Batman stu-stu-stutter.
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  17. When that happens Ryan didn't realize that Tuddles did that. Batman tried his best to stay in the lead but couldn't speak correctly.
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  19. His song was ending and he ended with a rating score of 7.8/10 because there was too much stuttering.
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  21. Batman felt confident that Tuddles wasn't going to beat him. Tuddles grabbed his microphone and started to lip sing about his humps, his humps, his humps, his precious Tuddles humps.
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  23. It was then his inner pretty princess came out and started to lip sync for him.
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  25. Ryan was in awe and instantly gave Tuddles the win with a score of 7.9/10 for there wasn't enough dolphins to please him.
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  27. Batman hung his head low, and realized he didn't have any humps.
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  29. No humps, no humps, no humps, no great Batman humps.
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  31. Meanwhile his was happening, Pips and Donna were dueling in the most intense game of freeze tag in the world.
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  33. Pips called in his trusty froggy that he had for as long as he could remember. They were sprinting around the corner as Donna ran around with her glaceon.
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  35. One day Donna appeared with a random glaceon she called block. Perhaps it's because she freezes people she doesn't like with her.
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  37. Pips was getting cornered, but Froggy then used surf to get them out of the corner, just as Donna told Block to use Ice Beam on Pips and Froggy.
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  39. The tidal wave of the physical surf, bounced back the ice beam back at Donna and Block, freezing them in place.
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  41. Ryan then declared Pips the winner of this freeze tag duel.
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  43. After Ryan declared Pips the winner, he ran to fight his opponent Blast, in a duel of Gymnastics.
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  45. Ryan went to his building to arrive to see a nerdy Blast in baby blue sweatbands.
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  47. Ryan took the baby blue color as a trigger, and oh boy did he get triggered.
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  49. So triggered that he got enraged in flames as Betty his flaming meme doge came to his side to help him with his gymnastics.
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  51. Blast was shocked. In fact he was so shocked, his own spirt animal Blastoise appeared and then mega evolved.
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  53. After all the transformation stuff happened, they started.
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  55. Blast went first on the Balance beam. He did a one handed triple backflip and stuck the landing. After that he did a double side roundhouse kick and stuck the landing once again. For his last trick, he did a backflip off and landed with a handstand.
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  57. The judges gave him a, "10/10 would watch again."
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  59. Ryan picked himself onto the balance beam and started to do a quadruple backflip flop.
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  61. He started to go up in the air. He was executing the routine perfect. He came down for the landing and he....
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  74. Fell flat on his face.
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  76. The judges booed him off saying, "Git Gud you scrub!"
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  78. Ryan hung his head low, but not too low because his neck still hurt, and walked to Viva and Penguin's match.
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  80. With Ryan's head injury, his decision making was subpar, so he made them duel in synchronized swimming.
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  82. Viva knew he was going to loose, because Penguin was on the Olympic team of synchronized swimmers ever sense he was a wee little egg.
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  84. Viva got into the pool, and started to flail around like a useless magikarp.
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  86. Ryan felt bad and called it off, but naming penguin the winner, because no one could have done as bad as Viva did in that event.
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  89. Later on that day of everyone recovering, Ryan made a group announcement. Tuddles was probably winning the most duels so far, but due to his head injury, he couldn't remember for sure. He just remembered that.
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  91. [BC] One Week Later
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  93. It was a new week of duels and everyone was needing a win. Batman started to duel with Pips. It was a horrible timing for both parties.
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  95. Ryan wanted them to do trapeze acts, but Pips' mind was preoccupied, and Batman was sleep deprived.
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  97. Ryan did not care, and made Batman go first. Batman grabbed ahold of the swingy bar thing and started.
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  99. In his sleep deprived state, he fell asleep while doing it. He did a triple backflip and caught the other bar with his feet. While swinging he slapped Pips across the face, and then woke up to fall on the safety net to bounce back up and grab the bar to finish his act where it started.
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  101. Ryan and Pips were awestruck. Pips went up to start his act and he went to grab the second bar after performing a triple backflip made up word, he missed it and fell.
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  103. He fell and missed the safety net. Almost every bone in his body was broken, but because of convince for later chapters, he only had a sprained ankle that would put him out for a week.
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  105. Ryan gave Batman the win, still unsure of what even happened.
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  107. In his confusion, he realized Pips wouldn't be able to battle so Ryan used his plot powers to make a smole clone of Pips, named Waptor.
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  109. Ryan commanded wittle baby Waptor to battle any foe that Pips would be facing. Waptor being the wittle biwdy he is, was like, lol k.
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  111. Ryan was content and headed over to be the really lazy judge of Tuddles' and Blast's duel.
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  113. Tuddles and Blast were getting ready to duel in tree climbing. They were both allowed to bring one legendary Pokemon to help aid them. Tuddles being the good egg he his, picked Tornadus. Blast being the cheeky nerd he his, picked celebi.
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  115. Ryan laid down the rules. And shouted go!
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  117. Tuddles zoomed up in the trees and was already half way up even before blast got 10 feet off the ground.
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  119. Blast climbed and climbed and was catching up to Tuddles, who took a nap and knit together a hat because of his lead.
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  121. Tuddles realized this and started to climb again. He was almost to the top of the tree when Blast looked him in the eyes.
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  123. He groaned and realized he would have to do a Pokemon battle, as any annoying NPC would do also, if he was to look them in the eye.
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  125. It was Tornadus vs a Celebi, Tornadus used hurricane and missed! Celebi used giga drain and got the health it needed back.
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  127. Tuddles had to just land one Hurricane to win this battle and then beat Blast in this tree climbing duel, but Tornadus didn't have enough health to take two more giga drains so it was now or never to win.
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  129. Tuddles yelled at Tornadus to use hurricane and it missed. For the seventh time in a row. Blast yelled at celebi to use giga drain and then Tornadus fainted. With his momentum he got from winning the battle, he shot up through the trees to win the duel.
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  131. Tuddles sat there, in awe wondering how he could have been so unlucky and then he remembered. He forgot to put on his cheat codes to win and blast put on his. He was determined to win next week battle, or else he would be as scrubby as his rival, Batman.
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  133. While this was happening, Donna and Viva were in the most intense game of chess in the world.
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  135. Viva was down to his queen King and one measly pawn. He moved his queen forward as Donna smiled.
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  137. "CheckM8 M8. You could have won but it's too L8 M8." Donna said with a grin moving her own queen to capture Viva's.
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  139. Viva laughed. Donna was confused and looked at the board. Viva's measly little pawn was able to get to the other side of the bored and He exchanged his pawn for his taken queen.
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  141. Donna felt a pit of regret as his king moved out of reach from the queen. Donna advanced the queen but failed to realize, she left her king in checkmate.
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  143. Viva took Donna's King while Donna had a look of distraught and shock on her face.
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  145. "Checkmate M9." Viva said with a smile across his face as he walks out of the building, leaving Donna in shock of what just happened.
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  147. For the last duel of the day, Ryan and Penguin had to fight, in a game of chutes and ladders.
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  149. Penguin was getting all of the ladders as Ryan kept on falling down the board. Ryan then landed on a ladder that shot him all the way up to spot 96 out of 100. Penguin was panicking. This loss could ruin his record.
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  151. Ryan spun a three and a chute shot him back to 45 and Ryan raged and flipped the entire board over. Penguin was in shock as Ryan just gave him the win.
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  153. With that, Ryan's OCD was happy because of who won and lost. The week ended and the cult members were getting ready next week when the sun set on the day.
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  157. Thanks for taking time to read this! Yea it's kinda all over the place but what ever. Make sure to check out Tuddles' page for when he gets off his lazy bum and writes it a week late :p
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  159. Anyways, I hope you all have a wonderful day!
  160. ~~NightWing
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