rem @echo off
echo Remove the scary telemetry updates
set kbs=971033, 2505438, 2506928, 2545698, 2592687, 2660075, 2670838, 2726535, 2876229, 2882822, 2902907, 2952664, 2970228, 2976978, 2977759, 2990214, 2994023, 3012973, 3015249, 3021917, 3022345, 3035583, 3042058, 3044374, 3050265, 3050267, 3064683, 3065987, 3065988, 3068708, 3072318, 3074677, 3075249, 3075851, 3075853, 3080149, 3081437, 3081454, 3081954, 3083324, 3083325, 3083710, 3083711, 3086255, 3088195, 3090045, 3093983, 3102810, 3102812, 3107998, 3112336, 3112343
4
for %%i in (%kbs%) do (
	echo Removing [KB%%i]
	wusa /uninstall /kb:%%i /norestart /quiet
)


echo Processing Services
echo Remove "Diagnostic Tracking Service"
sc stop "diagtrack"
sc delete "diagtrack"

echo Disable "Remote Registry Service"
sc stop "RemoteRegistry"
sc config "RemoteRegistry" start= disabled

echo "Remove Adobe Acrobat update service"
sc stop "AdobeARMservice"
sc delete "AdobeARMservice"

echo Remove "Adobe" updaters
schtasks /query /fo csv | grep -i "adobeaamupdater" | cut -d "," -f 1 | for /f "tokens=1" %%i in ('cat') do schtasks /delete /tn %%i /f

echo Processing Task Scheduler Library:
echo Everything under "Application Experience"
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Windows\Application Experience\ProgramDataUpdater"
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Windows\Application Experience\AitAgent"
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Windows\Application Experience\Microsoft Compatibility Appraiser"
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Windows\Application Experience\StartupAppTask"

echo Everything under "Autochk"
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Windows\Autochk\Proxy"

echo Everything under "Customer Experience Improvement Program"
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Windows\Customer Experience Improvement Program\BthSQM"
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Windows\Customer Experience Improvement Program\Consolidator"
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Windows\Customer Experience Improvement Program\KernelCeipTask"
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Windows\Customer Experience Improvement Program\UsbCeip"

echo Under "Disk Diagnostic" only the "Microsoft-Windows-DiskDiagnosticDataCollector"
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Windows\DiskDiagnostic\Microsoft-Windows-DiskDiagnosticDataCollector"

echo Under "Maintenance" "WinSAT"
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Windows\Maintenance\WinSAT"

echo Under "Microsoft Office"
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Office\Office ClickToRun Service Monitor"
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Office\OfficeTelemetryAgentFallBack"
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Office\OfficeTelemetryAgentLogOn"

echo "Media Center" and click the "status" column, then select all non-disabled entries and disable them.
schtasks /change /disable /tn "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\mcupdate"
echo *services.msc:


echo Suggest you restart your machine at the earliest opportunity.