The chase is on

"Kamui-sama?!" Kamui turned around and saw an angry Hana wrapped in a towel, clenching her fists. "Why are you here?!"

"Hana, wait, I can explain! I-"

"Kamui-sama... YOU PERVERT!" She charged at him, fire in her eyes. Kamui hopped out and ran from the angry swordswoman, propelling himself forward towards the entrance.

"STOP!" Hana screamed as she ran after the panicking young man, her long hair flapping about behind her. "COME BACK HERE!"

"Crap, crap, crap!" Kamui entered the hallway, looking for a place to hide from his sister's bodyguard. "Where's my room?!" He scanned the doors beside him, until he spotted the one he was searching for. "Bingo!"

"KAMUI-SAMAAAAAA!"

"Oh, fuck!" Kamui dove inside his room and slammed the door just in time to feel Hana slam her body against it. "Crap."

"KAMUI-SAMA! COME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!"

"Hana? What's all this yelling about?! Why are you banging on my door?" Kamui tried to imitate Takumi's voice, but Hana wasn't fooled.

"YOU CAN'T FOOL ME WITH THAT ATROCIOUS IMPERSONATION!"

'Dammit,' Kamui thought as he tried to come up with another idea that would stop Hana cold in her tracks.

"KAMUI-SAMA! OPEN THIS DOOR!"

"I'M NAKED!"

There was a pregnant silence behind the door before it was broken by Hana again. "I KNOW! SO AM I!"

"SO, ARE YOU JUST GONNA BEAT ME UP IN A TOWEL, THEN?"

Another pause of silence.

"I am going back to my room, and when I get dressed, I am coming back here and giving you your punishment!" Hana's footfalls could be heard moving away from his door.

"Thank god, a reprieve." Wasting no time, Kamui quickly began to put on his clothes and headed out the door. There was no way she was going to get him now.

As he reached the end of the hallway, Kamui realized something. "Aw, shit. This is a dead end! Maybe if I-"

"KAMUI-SAMA!"

"No, no, no!" Kamui muttered nervously to himself as he heard an angry Hana cry out his name. He gulped and looked at a nearby door. "Gotta risk it!"

"KAMUI-SAMA! WHERE ARE YOU?!"

Kamui panted as he burst into a storeroom and saw a large empty jar near him. He quickly hopped inside, hoping Hana would never find him in here.

"KAMUI-SAMA!"

Hana stormed inside the storeroom, her eyes filled with fury. "Where are you?! If you don't come out of hiding, I will find you and when I do, it won't be gentle!"

Kamui held his breath, hoping the swordswoman would just leave already. Unfortunately, that would not happen as a fly went into his jar and buzzed around his face. "Grk!"

Hana whipped her head towards the noise. "What was that?" She eyed the pot that Kamui was in, looking at it suspiciously.

Kamui was sweating bullets as he tried to get the fly to go away. Suddenly, he felt the urge to sneeze coming on. "No, I can-KACHOO!"

Hana stormed towards the pot and looked down. "Kamui-sama?"

"Yes?"

"Get out of the pot."

"...Please not in the face."

"GET OUT!"

Kamui hopped out of the pot and looked at Hana nervously. "Now, Hana, let's be reasonable about this. I'm sure we can-"

POW!

Kamui fell to the floor, out cold. Hana shook her head and left the storeroom, satisfied at meting out her punishment on the perverted boy.