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'syfyoriginalmovies': ["Alien Apocalypse", "Alien Lockdown", "Alien Siege", "Almighty Thor", "Anaconda 3: Offspring", "Anacondas: Trail of Blood", "Android Apocalypse", "Annihilation Earth", "Anonymous Rex", "Antibody", "Attack of the Sabretooth", "Aztec Rex", "Babylon 5: The Legend of the Rangers", "Bats: Human Harvest", "Beauty and the Beas", "Behemoth", "Bigfoot", "The Black Hole", "Black Swarm", "Blood Monkey", "Bone Eater", "Carny", "Caved In: Prehistoric Terror", "Cerberus", "Children of the Corn", "Chupacabra vs. The Alamo", "Chupacabra: Dark Seas", "Copperhead", "Croc", "Deathlands: Homeward Bound", "Decoys", "Deep Shock", "Descent", "Dinocroc", "Dinocroc vs. Supergator", "Dinoshark", "Dragon Storm", "Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God", "The Eden Formula", "Encrypt", "Eye of the Beast", "The Fallen Ones", "Ferocious Planet", "Fire Serpent", "Flu Bird Horror", "Frankenfish", "Gargoyle: Wings of Darkness", "George and the Dragon", "Ghost Shark", "Ghost Voyage", "Ghostquake", "Grendel", "Grizzly Rage", "Gryphon", "Hammer of the Gods", "Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy", "The Harpy", "Heatstroke", "High Plains Invaders", "The Hive", "House of the Dead 2", "Hybrid", "Ice Spiders", "Ice Twisters", "The Immortal Voyage of Captain Drake", "Iron Invader", "Jersey Shore Shark Attack", "Killer Mountain", "Knights of Bloodsteel", "Komodo vs. Cobra", "Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep", "Lake Placid 2", "Lake Placid 3", "Lake Placid: The Final Chapter", "Larva", "Lightspeed", "Loch Ness Terror", "Locusts: The 8th Plague", "The Lost Future", "Lost Voyage", "Malibu Shark Attack", "Mammoth", "Man-Thing", "Mandrake", "Maneater", "Mansquito", "Manticore", "Mega Piranha", "Mega Python vs. Gatoroid", "Mega Snake", "Meltdown: Days of Destruction", "The Mercury Men", "Merlin and the Book of Beasts", "Minotaur", "Momentum", "Mongolian Death Worm", "Monsterwolf", "Mothman", "Odysseus and the Isle of the Mists", "Painkiller Jane", "Path of Destruction", "Piranhaconda", "Planet Raptor", "Project Viper", "Pterodactyl", "Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes", "Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud", "Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys", "Rage of the Yeti", "Raptor Island", "Red Clover", "Red Faction: Armageddon", "Red: Werewolf Hunter", "Rise of the Gargoyles", "Rise of the Zombies", "Riverworld", "Roadkill", "Rock Monster", "S.S. Doomtrooper", "Sabretooth", "Sand Serpents", "Sands of Oblivion", "Savage Planet", "Scream of the Banshee", "Sea Beast", "Shark Swarm", "Sharknado", "Sharktopus", "Silent Warnings", "Skeleton Man", "Slayer", "Slipstream", "Snakehead Terror", "Something Beneath", "Soulkeeper", "Star Runners", "Stonehenge Apocalypse", "Supergator", "Swamp Devil", "Swamp Shark", "Tasmanian Devils", "Three Inches", "Threshold", "A Town Has Turned to Dust", "Triassic Attack", "Vipers", "War Wolves", "Wolvesbayne", "Wraiths of Roanoke", "Yeti: Curse of the Snow Demon", "Zombie Apocalypse", "Zombie Night", ],

'tvtropesfhair' ["Blad Women", "Barbarian Longhair", "Braids of Action", "Girlish Pigtails", "Hime Cut", " Mega Twintails", "Motherly Side Plait", "Odango Hair, "Ojou Ringlets", "Power Hiar", "Prim and Proper Bun", "Rapunzel Hair", "Regal Ringlets", "Tomboy Ponytail", "Tomboy Sidetails"],

'tvtropesmhair' ["Bald of Evil", "Braids of Barbarism", "Dreadlock Warrior", "Hot Blooded Sideburns", "Long-Haired Pretty Boy", "Sailor Ponytail", "Wild Hair"],

'tvtropeshair' ["Bald of Awesome", " Blinding Bangs", "Delinquent Hair", "Hair Antennae", "Horned Hairdo", "Idiot Hair", "Peek-a-Bangs", "Quirky Curls", " Samurai Ponytail", "Spiky Hair", "Villainous Widow's Peak:"],

'locnameUS' ["Detroit", "Small Town, USA", "Los Angeles", "New York City", "Chicago", "Philadelphia", "Seattle", "San Francisco", "Los Vegas", "Dallas", "Washington D.C.", "New Jersey", "Texas", "New York", "Alaska", "California", "Florida", "Kansas"],

'weirdtownUS' ["Hopeulikit, Georgia", "Knockemstiff, Ohio", "Cut and Shoot, Texas", "Slaughterville, Oklahoma", "Jot 'Em Down, Texas", "Rough And Ready, California", "Coward, South Carolina", "Spunky Puddle, Ohio", "Bridal Veil, Oregon", "Howey In The Hills, Florida", "Bug Tussle, Oklahoma", "Burns Down, South Carolina", "Pyro, Ohio", "Monks Misery, Maryland", "No Mirage, California", "Gun Barrel City, Texas", "Looneyville, West Virginia", "Mormon Bar, California", "Nimrod, Minnesota", "Scrabble, West Virginia", "Snapfinger, Georgia", "Cyclone, Texas", "Storms, Ohio", "Hurricane, Utah", "Wind Blow, North Carolina", "Tarzan, Texas", "Tightwad, Missouri", "What Cheer, Iowa", "Yazoo City, Mississippi", "Zigzag, Oregon", "Christmas, Florida", "Santa Claus, Georgia", "North Pole, New York", "Screamer, Tennessee", "Loudville, Massachusetts", "Hoop and Holler, Texas", "Neverfail, Tennessee", "Boring, Oregon", "Crapo, Maryland", "Dull, Ohio", "Hobo Station, Mississippi", "Ordinary, Virginia", "Poor Town, North Carolina", "Poorman Side, Pennsylvania", "Shacktown, North Carolina", "Deadman Landing, Florida", "Deadmans Corner, Wyoming", "Dead Women Crossing, Oklahoma", "Penny Hill, Delaware", "Dime Box, Texas", "New Quarters, Louisiana", "Money Creek, Minnesota", "Money Island Beach, North Carolina", "Burnt Water, Arizona", "Burntfork, Wyoming", "Burnt Creek, Georgia", "Burnt Factory, West Virginia", "Burnt Hickory Farms, Georgia", "Burnt Prairie, Illinois", "Mosquitoville, Vermont", "Fleatown, Ohio", "Flea Valley, California", "Tick Bite, North Carolina", "Bug Hill, North Carolina", "Roach, Nevada", "Cricket Corner, New Hampshire", "Grasshopper Junction, Arizona", "Shoofly, North Carolina", "Spiderweb, South Carolina", "Why, Arizona", "Whynot, North Carolina", "Talking Rock, Georgia", "Hollow Rock, Tennessee", "Hell, Michigan", "Hell Hollow, New Hampshire", "Hells Corners, Ohio", "Half Hell, North Carolina", "Devil's Backbone, Connecticut", "Devils Den, California", "Devils Elbow, Missouri", "Devils Lake, North Dakota", "Devils Slide, Utah", "Devils Tower, Wyoming", "Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina", "Red Devil, Alaska", "Seven Devils, North Carolina", "Happy Hills, Massachusetts", "Happy Hollow, Ohio", "Toad Suck, Arkansas", "Lizard Lick, North Carolina", "Frogtown, Mississippi", "Frogmore, Louisiana", "Mouse Island, Maine", "Squirrel Town, Ohio", "Black Warrior Town, Alabama", "The Bottle, Alabama"],

'foodtownUS' ["Sandwich, Massachusetts", "Candy Town, Ohio", "Hershey, Pennsylvania", "Bacon, Delaware", "Cheddar, South Carolina", "Cheeseville, Wisconsin", "Cranberry Marsh, Wisconsin", "Ding Dong, Texas", "Rabbit Hash, Kentucky", "Bread Loaf, Vermont", "Beans, New Hampshire", "Oatmeal, Texas", "Two Egg, Florida", "Goose Egg, Wyoming", "Toast, North Carolina", "Chocolate Bayou, Texas", "Lick Skillet, Virginia", "Milk Springs, Alabama", "Milkwater, Arizona", "Buttermilk, Kansas", "Coke, Virginia", "Tea, South Dakota", "Coffee City, Texas", "Coffee Creek, Montana", "Hot Coffee, Mississippi", "Pie, West Virginia", "Yum Yum, Tennessee", "Eggnog, Utah"],

'sextownUS' ["Loveladies, New Jersey", "Hooker, Oklahoma", "Hooker Hole, Louisiana", "Romance, Arkansas", "Horneytown, North Carolina", "French Lick, Indiana", "Sweet Lips, Tennessee", "Fanny, West Virginia", "Busti, New York", "Bird in Hand, Pennsylvania", "Big Beaver, Pennsylvania", "Butts, Georgia", "Buttzville, New Jersey", "Dicktown, New Jersey", "Erect, North Carolina", "New Erection, Virginia", "Dickshooter, Idaho", "Intercourse, Pennsylvania", "Loving, New Mexico", "Climax, Georgia", "Conception, Missouri", "Fidelity, Missouri", "Blowing Rock, North Carolina"],

'landforms' ["Lake", ""River", "Delta", "Island", "Peninsula", "Gulf", "Cliff", "Butte", "Hill", "Mountain", "Plateau", "Valley", "Ice sheet", "Plain", "Steppe", "Tundra", "Lake", "Meander", "Rapid", "River", "Waterfall", "Beach", "Canyon", "Cave", "Channel", "Cliff", "Floodplain", "Levee", "Oasis", "Pond", "River delta", "Strait", "Swamp", "Arête", "Cirque", "Esker", "Fjord", "Glacier", "Tunnel valley", ", "Atoll", "Bay", "Cape", "Channel", "Coast", "Continental shelf", "Coral reef", "Estuary", "High island", "Island", "Isthmus", "Lagoon", "Mid-ocean ridge", "Oceanic trench", "Peninsula", "Seamount", "Caldera", "Crater lake", "
Geyser", "High island", "Mid-ocean ridge", "Lava dome", "Lava field", "Lava plateau", "Submarine volcano", "Guyot", "Volcanic crater", "Volcanic plug", "Volcano", "Desert", "Dry lake", "Dune", "Sandhill", "Tundra", "Bridge", "Canal", "Dam", "Ditch", "Polder", "Quarry", "Reservoir", "Road", "Tunnel"],

'planet' ["Mercury", "Venus", "Earth", "Moon", "Mars", "Jupiter", "Saturn", "Uranus", "Neptune", "Pluto", "Miranda", "Gallifrey", "Cybertron", "Arrakis", "Krypton", "Vulcan", "Alderaan", "Omicron Persei 8", "Kobol", "Dagobah", "Hoth", "Titan", "Abydos", "Ishtar", "Planet X", "Riverworld", "Spaceball", Magrathea", "Melancholia", "Tatooine", "Sol III", "Gaia", "Lusitania", "Eros", "Adipose 3", "Poosh", "Raxacoricofallapatorius", "Skaro", "Haven", "Mogo", "Centauri Prime", "Mondas", "Coruscant", "Endor", "Helion Prime", "Furya", "Crematoria"]

'greekgod' ["Aphrodite", "Artemis", "Athena", "Demeter", "Hera", "Hestia", "Gaia", "Nyx", "Thalassa", "Psyche", "Iris", "Chaos", "Persephone", "Hecate", "The Moirai"]

'greekgodess' ["Apollo", "Ares", "Dionysus", "Hades", "Hephaestus", "Hermes", "Zues", "Poseidon", "Chronos", "Eros", "Uranus", "Thanatos", "Tartarus", "Charon"]

'OS' ["Ubuntu", "Linux Mint", "MS-DOS", "FreeBSD", "Solaris", "Windows Vista", "Windows ME", "Windows NT", "Mavericks", "Leopord", "Windows 7", "Windows 8", "Plan 9", "Emacs", "Temple OS"]

'birds' ['Ostrich', 'Emu', "Macaroni Penguin", "Fairy Penguin", "Gentoo Penguin", "Sooty Albatross", "Black-bellied Storm Petrel", "Wandering Albatross", "Lesser Flamingo", "Chilean Flamingo", "Rufescent Tiger-heron", "Goliath Heron", "Little Egret", "Double-crested Cormorant", "European Shag", "Imperial Shag", "Shoebill", "Pygmy Cormorant", "California Condor", "Yellow-headed Caracara", "Turkey Vulture", "Peregrine Falcon", "Secretary Bird", 'Dodo', "Scarlet Maccaw", "Monk Parakeet", "Purple-crested Turaco", "Common Cuckoo", "Tawny Owl", "Great Horned Owl", "Common Potoo", "Martial Eagle", "Double-eyed Fig-parrot", "Sandhill Crane", "Speckled Pigeon", "Whip-poor-will", "Swallow-tailed Hummingbird", "Speckled Hummingbird", "Black-throated Trogon", "Resplendent Quetzal", "Toco Toucan", "Acorn Woodpecker", "Eurasian Three-toed Woodpecker", "Japanese Pygmy Woodpecker", "Black-fronted Nunbird", "Helmeted Manakin", "Barred Fruiteater", "Green Catbird", "Noisy Friarbird", "Spiny-cheeked Honeyeater", "Eastern Spinebill", "Spotted Quail-thrush", "Long-tailed Minivet", "Parrot-billed Sparrow", "Eurasian Tree Sparrow", "Red-necked Tanager", "Green Honeycreeper", "Great Tinamou", "Wild Turkey", "Grey Partridge", "Common Pheasant", "White-faced Whistling Duck", "Magellanic Flightless Steamer Duck", "Whooper Swan", "Mute Swan", "Marbled Duck", "Common Pochard"]

'temp' ['hot', 'fiery', 'scorching', 'sweltering', 'warm', 'cold', 'icy', 'lukewarm', 'tepid', 'crisp', 'cool', 'wintry', 'nippy', 'artic', 'frosty', 'frozen', 'glacial']

'weatheradj' ['arid', 'blusterous', ' balmy', 'calm', ' cold', 'cloudy', 'crummy', 'clear', 'damp', 'dark', 'drizzly', 'frosty', 'hot', 'humid', ' hazy', 'icy', 'mild', 'misty', 'muggy', 'rainy', 'raw', 'sunny', 'stormy', 'snow', 'steamy', 'showery', 'scorching', 'sultry', 'tempestuous', 'warm', 'wet', 'windy']

'they' ['she', 'he', 'they']

'them' ['her', 'him', 'them']

To-Do:
$fruit
$vegetable
$musician
$actor
$food ($fruit $meat $cheese)
$sextoy
$he/her/they
$him/her/them
$animal - $land $acquatic
$sign (astrological/chinese etc)
$wrench type
$pastry
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