Normal Norman - Normal Rangers #1

>Be Norman
>Well, Purple's gone
>From what the girls tell me, she went back to Magical Horse Land or whatever that was
>Well, it's a Saturday now, so I might as well get something to eat
>Go innaSubway to get a sandwich
>The freaking wall suddenly explodes
>"BWAHAHAHA! BOW DOWN TO ME, THE SANDVICHMAN! WITH THE POWER OF SLOPPY JOES, I SHALL RULE THIS CITY!"
>Wat
>A giant bipedal sandwich... is gnarling threats at us
>And it looks damn delicious
>"NOW SUBMIT OR DIIIIIIIIE!" - it yelled out as it began firing onions, lettuce and ketchup
>No delivious meat, however
>All of a sudden, a battlecry was heard
>"HYAAAA!" - was heard, followed by sparks exploding out out of the sandwich monster as a pink-clad figure struck it with a sword
>"Nor- I mean, citizen, run! We'll handle this!" - she said, as four other figures joined the fight
>Blue, yellow, orange, and glorious white
>"HA! YOU THINK YOU WEAKLINGS CAN DESTROY THE SANDVICHMAN?! TASTE MY MEAT OF DOOM!"
>With that, a stream of glowing, barbecue-sauce-covered grounded meat began to flow
>Apparently, it exploded on contact with the five multi-colored fighters
>However, catching it on a bun, it proved to also be delicious
>"Girls, this ain't workin'! We need us a new plan!" - said the orange one as she took out what looked like a white, plastic double-barreled shotgun
>Which shot lasers at the sandwich monster with little effect
>"Humph! This uncouth creature needs to learn proper manners!" - said the white one as she thre ninja stars at it, once more with little effect
>Oh fuck this
>"BWAHAHAHAHA! YOU CANNOT HURT ME! I AM INVINCIBLAAAAAAAH! I'MONFIRE! OHDEARDARKCREATURESI'MBURNING!" - said the monster as it burned to the ground
>And there I stood, with a propane tank from the kitchen and a lighter
>Good night, sweet sandwich. May you be eaten in Hell
>"Thank you citizen! We must leave now!" - said the group in unison as they all departed
>That ended better than expected
>Until the police showed up
>"FREEZE CHECHEN SCUM!"