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- >Eventually you sit down, and Fluttershy smiles, taking the food. "Thank you, Dash."
- >"What'd ya pick?"
- >"The Wicker Pony. I read on the back it's about bees! I like bees."
- >You put your arm around her shoulders and lean back, and she smiles.
- "You're gonna like bees a lot more by the end."
- >It was pretty unintentionally hilarious, just as you remembered.
- >At all the right scenes, Fluttershy leans in, or complains about how 'animals don't act like that'
- >It's quite enjoyable, and Dash is too focused on the movie to notice your canoodling.
- >You scrunch your muzzle, holding back a laugh. Canoodle is a great word
- >You're easily amused.
- >You try to discreetly wrap your wing around her, but your clumsiness causes Rainbow to shift her weight away
- >Luckily, her lack of mind-reading talent and her lack of perception meant she hadn't caught on yet.
- >Eventually the movie ends, and Rainbow stretches out. "I never get tired of that movie."
- "Whoaaa"
- >You keep the stretching going, contorting into a ball. "Uh, Anon?"
- "Holy shit, you're flexible."
- >"Can you stop?"
- "How the FUCK else are we going to spindash?!"
- >She fights for control and easily beats you, gritting her teeth. "You really are an asshole, Anon."
- >Fluttershy giggles, and Rainbow shoots her a glare. "Aw, don't be so harsh, Rainbow Dash."
- >"How did you even tolerate him?"
- >Flutters' eyes lit up. "He only has a different way of making friends. I think you two would make good friends!"
- "Why?"
- >"You two are a lot a like, in some ways."
- >Dash laughs nervously. "I'm not that big of an asshole."
- >You nod.
- "And after all, I don't gloat all the time."
- >She snorted. "That's cause you have nothing to gloat about! What's your special talent, anyways?"
- "Not being a faggot."
- >You stick your tongue out.
- >Now that you think about it, your special talent probably would be being a pedantic faggot
- >You're proud of that, damnit.
- >She rolls her eyes, and Fluttershy hums. "What actually is it, Anon?"
- >You shrug.
- "I don't really know. It's not like I ever got a cutie mark or anything."
- >"O-oh..." She looks down, staring at the floor. You can feel awkward silence emanating from Dash, too. She sighs.
- >"Hey, I'm sorry for being a jerk...I didn't know you...you know..."
- "Wow, you niggers really are racist."
- >They jerked up, and you chuckle.
- "I wasn't a pony. Thanks for the concern, though. You aren't a complete dick, Dash."
- >Dash let out a large breath. "Oh thank Celestia, that was getting dark." Fluttershy cautiously smiled.
- >"Oh, good!" You place your hooves behind your head and lay down, facing Fluttershy
- "I don't really have a special talent, though. Or non-special talents."
- >Rainbow clicked her tongue. "There's gotta be something! What hobbies do you have?"
- "Well, since I died, just being a prick. Let's just say that all the others have become...unviable, in equestria."
- >Fluttershy lit up. "We could help find one for you!"
- >Rainbow snickered, letting it grow into a full on laugh. "Yeah! We can enroll you in the cutiemark crusaders tomorrow!"
- >You sigh.
- "Well, look on the bright side. If I find it in your body, you'll get two cutiemarks!"
- >"Oh really? That sounds pretty good."
- "Yeah, though it would probably just be a giant dick."
- >Dash rolled her eyes. "Oh yeah, that'd be just perfect. The Wonderbolts will definitely take me with that."
- "Well, it would be the only dick that got that close to your ass."
- >Rainbow contained a quick laugh. "Damn, man. That burned."
- >Fluttershy gave an uneasy smile. "I'm glad that you're, uhm...getting along?"
- >You sit up and wink.
- "It's good to not have to be so uptight."
- >Flutters tilted her head. "I'm not uptight, am I?"
- >"Nahh, it's just nice to throw insults around sometimes. You're not really the person to do that with, though."
- >You nodded in agreement.
- >Fuck.
- >You agreed with Rainbow Dash. You promised yourself this day wouldn't come
- >You wonder what your cutiemark would actually look like.
- >Probably dickbutt. Yeah, definitely.
- >It now seems a wonder how this didn't occur to you already
- >"Anon?" Fluttershy tries to get your attention. Shit, you were tuned out.
- "Um, yeah Flutters?"
- >"It's time to get to bed, for me at least. I have to get up early to get home and feed the animals in time!"
- >You sigh, and nod.
- "Alright, 'Shy. Sweet dreams."
- >She nods back, uncomfortably. "Um, yes. S-sweet dreams."
- >You stare for a moment before she gets off the couch and walks to the guest room. Rainbow raises an eyebrow.
- >"The heck was that about?"
- "We usually do a secret friendship handshake before bed, but we didn't want to expose your feeble outsider mind to it"
- >"Secret handshake? By yourself?"
- "It has to do with bees."
- >"You don't even have hands!"
- "Shows how much you know."
- >CURIOSITY DIVERTED
- >sweat_towel_guy.meme
- >She looks up to the clock on the wall, and gets up, walking to the door
- >She opens it and steps out to the porch, staring into the seemingly endless dark clouds below, occasional flashes of lightning.
- >Above are countless stars, the clearest you've ever seen them. The moon gave an eerie glow to it all
- >You get flashbacks to zathura. You should watch the pony version of it next.
- "So uh, what are we doing out here in this beautiful nightmare land of considerable danger?"
- >She scratches her side. "Just making sure the clouds are going as planned."
- >She sits and the both of you look out at the horizon, where the moon meets the clouds.
- >This must be how astronauts feel, to an extent. It really is a strange mix of calm and unease.
- >Occasionally thunder makes it up to your ears, but more often than not it's subdued and barely audiable over the whistling wind
- "Rainbow, it just occured to me."
- >"Yeah, Anon?"
- "Where the fuck does the sewage from your house go?"
- >"Don't think about it, Anon."
- >She yawned and stretched out, flaring her wings. "I'm about ready to get in bed and read."
- >HISSSSS
- >It burnsss usss
- >Rainbow rolled her eyes. "I get it, but it's not that bad."
- 'Indiana Jones died years ago.'
- >"Who?"
- 'The guy. Don't worry about it.'
- >She stepped in the house, and flew up through the cloud layer to her bedroom. "Didn't plan to."
- >Damn. Bitch got a fancy house.
- >She then phased through the next wall to her bathroom, and quickly brushed her teeth.
- 'This phasing through walls shit seems awfully easy to abuse.'
- >Rainbow shrugged. "I live alone so it doesn't really bother me. Sucks when you have siblings though."
- >Oh great, now Rainbow is about to bullshit a sibling into existing too.
- >"Nah, I'm not." She rised her mouth out. "Although it was pretty bullshit when Twilight sprung that on us."
- >She looked in the mirror. "How come she never told us?!"
- 'I'm glad you agree!'
- >Rainbow stopped. "Wait, how did you know about that?"
- 'Uhh, I um, I've been haunting you for a while, let's say.'
- >It'd be a looot of explaining, and you're tired.
- >"Huh. That's creepy." She shrugged and flew back into her room, and shuffled into bed.
- 'I am a spooky ghost, after all.'
- >She smiled and picked a book off the nightstand, titled 'Daring Do and the Seventh City'
- >"Oh man, you're going to love this, Anon! So far, Daring Do has gone through this huge awesome expidition through the wilderness..
- >You let her trail off, listening contently. You're not sure why you don't interrupt her
- >Maybe Fluttershy has really been getting to you.
- >You wake up some time later, curling into the covers, book lying next to you.
- >In front of you is Fluttershy. Jesus she's good at watching people sleep.
- >Hot.
- >In a terribly frightening kind of way.
- >She could turn serial killer at any moment, and no one would suspect.
- >...Still, hot.
- >In the back of your mind you can see Rainbow flying between branches of a rainforest with Daring. Nice dream, dweeb.
- >Fluttershy leaned in and whispered. "Um, Anon?"
- >You nod slightly, and she smiles. "Good. I'll be going now. L-love you.."
- >You open your mouth to speak, but are interrupted by a loud snore and Rainbow tossing the cover. "C'mere you snake bitch..."
- >You try your hardest not to laugh, and wave at Flutters, and she waves back, dropping through the floor.
- >You close your eyes again and focus on her dream.
- >"Nice flyin', kid!" Daring Do lands, and takes off her hat in respect. Rainbow simply poses.
- >What a silly cunt.
- >After a moment, the underbrush shifts, and Fluttershy appears. "Oh Dashie," She says, "I love you."
- >Dash bolts up in a cold sweat
- "Hahahahaha! Is that the first time you've had that dream?"
- >"You were watching?!"
- "And you said you weren't the world's first lesbian technicolor horse."
- >"No, that must have been some shit you put in yourself!"
- >She coughed, standing up from the bed and knocking the book to the floor.
- "Getting a little paranoid, are we? It's okay, everyone goes through this kind of stuff at some point, really."
- >She flew into the kitchen and got a glass, filling it with water. "Really?"
- "Yeah. If you're a faggot."
- >Your toothy grin fights her frustrated features. "Yeah, well I've bet you've had this happen to you!"
- "Yeah, but it's a lot less fag-y when I dream about Flutters."
- >She stopped. Fuck, you got carried away with the joke.
- >"You two have been acting really weird around eachother. Is there something I should know?"
- >You sigh.
- "Yeah..."
- >"What?"
- "You should dye your fur pink so you have the complete faggot experience."
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